Friday, June 29, 2007
Chore Buster
Got kids that don't do shit? Got a roommate that doesn't do shit? Do YOU not do anything? Well here's a fantastic key to getting all the chores done in your house/apartment. Very cool stuff. This site organizes your cleaning responsibilities and e-mails them to everybody on the list. Click pic to jump to the site.
American Inventor Goodies
Perfect Pet Petter
This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. I'd be scared to be in the same room with it.
Sober Key
Bullet Ball
This made me all mushy inside. And added to the ruination of my day.
Bicycle Hubcap
And then this made me laugh. And cancelled out the mushy.
This is one of the most ridiculous things I've ever seen. I'd be scared to be in the same room with it.
Sober Key
Bullet Ball
This made me all mushy inside. And added to the ruination of my day.
Bicycle Hubcap
And then this made me laugh. And cancelled out the mushy.
Pizza Upfront. Party in the Back.
Bob: Hey, Paul. Wanna get some pizza?
Paul: Umm. Sure.
Bob: Hey, Paul. Wanna get a boner?
Paul: Umm. What??...Sure.
Click pic for story and video.
Paul: Umm. Sure.
Bob: Hey, Paul. Wanna get a boner?
Paul: Umm. What??...Sure.
Click pic for story and video.
Jimmy Fallon...Fuck You.
Jimmy Fallon claims he's getting paid to POSSIBLY take Conan's shift in 2009. will he even be famous anymore? Click pic for more.
Crazy Drunk Bitch
This is great. So, homegirl's insane, right. And then she fucks with the cops. The shit she comes up with is classic. Such as:
"I gotta get outta here!"
"Don't arrest us. Hey, back off! Hey, RUN!!!"
"It's rainin' men! Hallelujah...I'm not a lesbian!"
"I was just trying to turn your windshield wipers on in case it rained."
Enjoy.
"I gotta get outta here!"
"Don't arrest us. Hey, back off! Hey, RUN!!!"
"It's rainin' men! Hallelujah...I'm not a lesbian!"
"I was just trying to turn your windshield wipers on in case it rained."
Enjoy.
Larry King Interviews Paris Hilton
Honestly, I don't think she's ever sounded so smart. Click the bitch's pic for a piece of the interview.
Goodbye E-mail
This is very well put together. Click pic to see how this man dissed the shit out of his ex co-workers.
Japan 2003 - 1st Apple Store: Opening Day
And here I thought lining up for that shitty iPhone was ridiculous.
Graffiti Train
This is what happens when you get a bunch of people together and you have two minutes to spare. And I guess nothing, is what happens to you when security doesn't know what to do.
Thursday, June 28, 2007
iPhone Completely iSucks
Now that the iPhone's finally out...we know everything about it. And we know 16 things about it. Why it sucks. I swear...it's like talking on a rock with glass on it. I wouldn't waste $100 on it. Click pic to be amazed. Enjoy.
Hey There, Fatty
"Hey There, Delilah" by The Plain White T's as interpreted by some cool little fatty.
Crazy Cambodians and Their Hair Tonic
Contrary to popular Cambodian belief...hair tonic really does have only one use.
The Top 10 Most Annoying Kid Actors
Click on this little asshole to see more of these...little assholes. 
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Ameriquest Makes Some Damn Good Commercials
Here's the latest Ameriquest commercial. I love these things.
Snack
And here's a few more cause we all know you have another two minutes of your life to waste.
Dinner
The Fly
Daddy
Robbery
Snack
And here's a few more cause we all know you have another two minutes of your life to waste.
Dinner
The Fly
Daddy
Robbery
MySpace: Founders Chris + Tom = $50 Million???
MySpace founders Chris DeWolfe and Tom Anderson's contracts are up. Yes, they're asking for $50 million. Well, for now anyway. That's for the next two years. Click the assholes to see the story.
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
Epic Tractor Battle Scene
I don't know if you remember the asshole on the tractor but he's also the guy that slid under a a flatbed trailer on his horse. Not that it's impossible to jump a tractor like that. I've done it before. 3.781 times. (The .781 is because I jumped off in mid-flight and flew away.
One 12 Inch or Two Eights?
What's a better deal? One 12" pizza? or two eight inch pizzas? Click pic to find out.
The 25 Most Ridiculous Band Names in Rock History
This article had me laughing the entire time. Click pic for more.
Monday, June 25, 2007
Muppets
I've never seen this before now...but this is already up there as one of my favorite things ever.
Happy Birthday Ricky Gervais
Today's this man's birthday and here's a few clips from The Office.
Dance
The Evaluation
If You Don't Know Me By Now
New Ugliest Dog
This dog was just voted World's Ugliest Dog. Which, if you've ever seen the last dog to hold that title, this dog's pretty fucking cute. Click pic for more.
Daft Hands
After almost a minute you get what's going on. And it's pretty impressive. I don't think I could do this with my hands.
Carpet Alarm Clock
I need one of these. I would've linked to the site but it gives you a virus or something so I'll just post the little article below.
"There’s been quite a few ingenious alarm clock concepts of late. They all have one thing in common - force you to physically get up to turn them off. The Carpet Alarm Clock is a variation to that whole meme. In order to turn it off, you have to get up and step on it. If you really want to make it a challenge, place it far away from your bed. Of course it wouldn’t be a clock if it didn’t have and LCD screen to indicate time too."
Designer: Sofie Collin & Gustav Lanberg
"There’s been quite a few ingenious alarm clock concepts of late. They all have one thing in common - force you to physically get up to turn them off. The Carpet Alarm Clock is a variation to that whole meme. In order to turn it off, you have to get up and step on it. If you really want to make it a challenge, place it far away from your bed. Of course it wouldn’t be a clock if it didn’t have and LCD screen to indicate time too."
Designer: Sofie Collin & Gustav Lanberg
Junked Room
I love it when the Japanese do this. There's always like, twenty people involved and they way they execute everything is awesome.
Friday, June 22, 2007
The 305
The second BEST 300 parody that didn't use the actual trailer. I laughed for a good 5.961 minutes straight.
New California Driving Fines
Effective 7/1/07
1. Carpool lane - 1st time $1068.50 starting 7/1/07 (The $271 posted on the highway is old). Don't do it again because 2nd time is going to be double. 3rd time triple, and 4th time license suspended.
2. Incorrect lane change - $380. Don't cross the lane on solid lines or intersections.
3. Blocked intersection - $485
4. Driving on the shoulder - $450
5. Cell phone use in the construction zone. - Double fine as of 07/01/07. Cell phone use must be "hands free" while driving.
6. Passengers over 18 not in their seatbelts - both passengers and drivers get tickets.
7. Speeders can only drive 3 miles above the limit.
8. DUI = JAIL (Stays on your driving record for 10 years!)
9. As of 07/01/07 cell phone use must be "hands free" while driving. Ticket is $285. They will be looking for this like crazy - easy money for police department.
Thank you Chris
1. Carpool lane - 1st time $1068.50 starting 7/1/07 (The $271 posted on the highway is old). Don't do it again because 2nd time is going to be double. 3rd time triple, and 4th time license suspended.
2. Incorrect lane change - $380. Don't cross the lane on solid lines or intersections.
3. Blocked intersection - $485
4. Driving on the shoulder - $450
5. Cell phone use in the construction zone. - Double fine as of 07/01/07. Cell phone use must be "hands free" while driving.
6. Passengers over 18 not in their seatbelts - both passengers and drivers get tickets.
7. Speeders can only drive 3 miles above the limit.
8. DUI = JAIL (Stays on your driving record for 10 years!)
9. As of 07/01/07 cell phone use must be "hands free" while driving. Ticket is $285. They will be looking for this like crazy - easy money for police department.
Thank you Chris
Wake Up Already!
I can get pretty upset when I oversleep. But this guy was WAY overdue. I mean, shit, he was in the middle of his own funeral. Click pic for more.
Have a Slogan
Need a ramdon slogan? Try this out. Click pic for the site. After the jump, click on dude to mash something horrible with a popular slogan.
Waterless Swimming Device (WTF?)
I really don't know what this asshole was thinking, but whatever the hell he WAS thinking of, he was thinking way too hard about it. Click pic to see ANOTHER awesome "American Inventor."
Microsoft "Surface"
If you visit this site I probably shouldn't have to tell you that if you scroll upwards for previous posts that since this video is on top of the one below it that you should probably watch it first. But I'll do it anyway. Watch this one first.
The Power - The is pretty nuts. Microsoft almost cut out the human race altogether.
And here's the parody which almost sums up everything I was thinking while watching the previous video.
The Power - The is pretty nuts. Microsoft almost cut out the human race altogether.
And here's the parody which almost sums up everything I was thinking while watching the previous video.
Nintendo Paper Models
If you're got absolutely nothing to do this weekend, perhaps making some Nintendo paper models might kill some time. Click pic for all the models.
Red Vs. Green
I know I posted this but I'm not sure if I posted this on here or in an old MS blog...but it's pretty rad. So here it is again.
Little Kid Faceplant
I'm not sure how old this kid is, but I wish he were 18. Cause he cries.
Little Kid Concrete Faceplant - Watch more free videos
Little Kid Concrete Faceplant - Watch more free videos
The Top 20 Movie Insults
A personal favorite of mine is "Dirty pirate hooker."
This one's pretty good too:
Perry: “Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?”
Lockheart: “A picture of me?”
Perry: “No! The definition of the word ‘idiot’, which you fucking are!”
Click pic for the magic.
This one's pretty good too:
Perry: “Look up idiot in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?”
Lockheart: “A picture of me?”
Perry: “No! The definition of the word ‘idiot’, which you fucking are!”
Click pic for the magic.
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Black Cougar
This guy was actually on American Inventor. And he's insane. Click pic for more.
And when you come back...here's his site. You know, in case you want to buy the movie and tell me how it is.
And when you come back...here's his site. You know, in case you want to buy the movie and tell me how it is.
Role Reversals
Keanu Reeves was supposed to be in Heat. Brad Pitt could've been Neo. Mel Gibson could've been Tim Burton's Batman. Edward Norton as the American Psycho. Russel Crowe could've been Wolverine. Kevin Costner as Bill. Natalie Portman was the first choice for Juliet. Click pic for more.
Scooter Ownage
Ahh. A brand new scooter. "Get the camera! I'm going for a ride. And I'm going to posts my ride on the internet so everyone can see my bitchin' scooter."
"Crazy" On the Theremin
As tired of this song as I am, this is pretty neat. I always wanted this instrument. It's been around since 1919 and is played without being touched. Basically you wave your hands around two metal antennae and it makes that cool sound.
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
"My brains...are going into my feet!!!"
Here's some awesome Spaceballs clips. I think I have to see this movie again very soon.
When will then be now?
Ludicrous Speed
When will then be now?
Ludicrous Speed
This Spider-Man Sucks
I'd think pretty lowly of Spider-Man if all his toys were this bad. Click pic for more.
Businessman Meltdown
If I were wise, which I am, I'd say this was actually Will Ferrell. So, I guess that's why I'm saying I think it's Will Ferrell.
Flavor Or Band?
Click pic to take the quiz. Discontinued Ben & Jerry's flavor...or some band on MySpace? In a blinding 20 seconds, I got an 80%.
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