Thursday, July 31, 2008

EARTHQUAKE!!!


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Happy 45th Birthday Fatboy Slim

"Weapon of Choice" (Feat. Christopher Walken) by Fatboy Slim

I'm not really his biggest fan of his, I just wanted the excuse to post one of the best videos ever.



Ghetto Grandparents



Sh*tty: Survey Finds iPod Generation Doesn't Know the Words To Songs Because They've Never Held A CD Insert With the Lyrics On It

Click pic.


Happy Belated Birthday Arnold Scwarzenegger

Ah-nuld turned 61 yesterday. And here his is turning Japanese.



The Dramatic Cat



The GoStudio



Record your next garage masterpiece straight to your iPod with the Belkin GoStudio ($120; Sept. 2008). Packing three mic inputs, two built-in omnidirectional stereo mics, direct monitor volume control, a master level control, and more, this handheld powerhouse records directly to the iPod in 16-bit, 44kHz digital audio, letting you capture your jam sessions, podcasts (hint, hint), or interviews whenever and wherever you want. Click pic.

Matthew Broderick Is An Idiot

Well, apparently, they're going to work things out. Click pic of Matthew riding sidesaddle.


Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Super Mario's Enemies



L.A. Bans Any New Fast-food Restaurants In Low-Income Areas From Opening For One Year

Wait. What? Click pic.


Interesting But Stupid: Comso Magazine-What His Favorite Superhero Reveals About Him

Fuck, I fucking hate women's magazines. Everything in them is so stupid. My advice. Read the article, then read the comments below it. That's the real prize. Click pic.


Those Daily 30 Minutes Of Exercise You Do...

...yeah, you're still gonna be fat. Click pic.


The Soccer Ball


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God Damn It. Angelina Jolie = Catwoman? WTF?

I swear to god she better not fuck shit up. Click pic.


Happy 50th Birthday Kate Bush

"Running Up That Hill" by Kate Bush



That Song In the Watchman Trailer, Yeah, That's Smashing Pumpkins

A lot of people don't realize it. But it's them. I don't know why it's such a big deal, but someone had to interview Billy Corgan about it. Click pic for article.


This Harry Potter Nonsense Is Too Much

Here's a shot-by-shot analysis of new "Harry Potter 6" trailer, including four scenes that magically don't seem to be in the book. Click pic.


It's An EARTHQUAKE!!!

Yesterday morning there was a 5.4 scale earthquake in California. Here's some footage.





How Much Is Your Soul Worth?

Click the pic to find out. Mine's only worth $120,120. I should start fucking more shit up.


Tuesday, July 29, 2008

This Little Girl Has No Idea What She's In For

This is quite the amazing blob jump launch.


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I've Been Dying To Reach You

"Dear Child (I've Been Dying To Reach You) by Anthony Green

This album comes out August 5th, so I'm not sure what's going on, 'cause I've had this on my iPod since December 2006 labeled under Saosin, the band he sang for before jumping to Circa Survive. I don't know how I even got it, but I got it. So I guess I can say, it's about time.




Spider-Man: Web Of Shadows

I'm not the biggest Spider-Man fan out there, but this video game looks pretty fucking bad-ass. The alien symbiote goop that Peter uses for a suit in the comics and in Spider-Man 3 and ultimately turns into Venom, starts showing up all over the city. It begins an invasion and starts taking people over. So there's a buch of Venom-like creatures attacking shit. Here's a few screen shots.

Yes, that them.


Yes, that's Wolverine.


And yes, that's Wolverine taken over.


Click the pics to jump to the trailer. It takes a minute or two to load. Be patient.

Simplicity



Hloy Carp!: The Best Homemade Iron Man Suit. EVER.

This is incredible how much work and detail went into this. It's practically movie-perfect. Click pic for more.


Worst Fashion Show EVER

"We need to show off the new uniforms."
"How about a fashion show?"
"That's a terrible idea."
"How about a fashion show...with interpretive dance?"
"NOW you're talking."



Note the applause at the end. That's when I really started laughing.

Dancing Mega Man can't even believe what he just saw.


Balloon Launch Failure


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WTF: Sharks Are Scared Of Magnets???

Apparently so. Click pic for more.


Monday, July 28, 2008

News Slip-ups


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X Men Origins: Wolverine Trailer

Here's the leaked trailer for the Wolverine movie coming out. It's from Comic-Con so you're going to hear a lot of people freaking the fuck out. And yes, that's Gambit in there.





Although I Enjoy Burger King...

...this is kinda shitty. Here's the commercial for Burger King's "Dark Burger" inspired by The Dark Knight.



And here's a commercial for Burger King's "Dark Burger" inspir...hey, wait a minute.


How Revolving Doors Shouldn't Work


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I Want This To Happen Around Me

I have another reason to be glad I have Verizon.


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The Hardest Part Of Rollerblading...

...is telling your parents you're gay.


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Louis C.K.: The Married Handjob



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Sunday, July 27, 2008

Weekend Mixtape!!! 7/25/2008

Hey everyone. I've got a couple interesting things in this one. Like new stuff from The Stills, some Aphex Twin, and even some Silverchair. Enjoy.


Mixwit



Happy Birthday Siamese Dream

15 years ago today an album was released that changed my life. The Smashing Pumpkins became my favorite band and ultimately pushed me to learn guitar. I listened to them non-stop. This (sadly) is a different story today being that they/Billy Corgan cannot come close to matching what they produced before. Here's a few songs from the album.

Today - This single blew everthing out of the water when it was released with its use of dynamics not really heard at the time. The non-performance video (a rarity at the time) only helped soar the songs popularity.


Disarm - Butch Vig produced the Pumpkins' first album 'Gish' in 1991. After that, he went on to produce Nirvana's earth-shattering album 'Nevermind'. He then went on to work with many other grunge artist before re-uniting with the Pumpkins on 'Siamese Dream." It's noted that when he first heard this track, he knew it'd be another hit for the band.


Soma - This is one of my favorite Pumpkins songs fo all time. Corgan says the song "is based on the idea that a love relationship is almost the same as opium: it slowly puts you to sleep, it soothes you, and gives you the illusion of sureness and security." It was not released as a single and is one of the few songs off the album with shared writing credits (Billy Corgan & James Iha). Billy Corgan is a perfectionist in the studio and this song only displays that having over 40 guitars overdubbed throughout the track. On a side note, Rolling Stone rated the guitar solo as the 24th best of all time.


I think it's time to listen to it again.

This American Life: Jackie O.

Another 'This American Life' animation by Chris Ware



The Seven Hanburgers Of the Apocalypse

This. Is. Amazing. Click pic.


Oh. My. God. Wait...Tr2n??? Did They Really Put A '2' In There??? WTF?

Okay. A little back story here. Many, many moons ago, I wanted to be a film director. And among the many ideas I had at the time, re-making or making a sequel to Disney's 'Tron' was one of them. I thought that with the technology we have now, it would be worth it. Well, at Comic-Con, they showed the trailer. It starts off tiny at first. But then the genius zooms in on it. Click pic.


The Best 3:38 Of Drumming In Television History

Go Animal!



How Marbles Are Made



Friday, July 25, 2008

You Suck At Photoshop #13



BRAKES!!!...Wait, NO!!!

This is what happens when you use the front brakes on your bike when you really, really shouldn't be using the front brakes on your bike.



Why Do You Drive Like A F*cking Idiot When You're On the Phone?

Because it's science. Research confirms what we already know: driving while using a cellphone, even with a headset, is dangerous because your mind can't process both activities at the same...god damn it! Pick a lane!!!

(You might have to click on the "Enter Salon" button.


Step Brothers: The Interview Montage

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Confirmed: Aliens Do Exist

Dr. Edgar Mitchell, sixth man to walk on the moon, is claiming that aliens are real and have made human contact.


"I happen to have been privileged enough to be in on the fact that we've been visited on this planet and the UFO phenomena is real,' Dr. Mitchell said.

'It's been well covered up by all our governments for the last 60 years or so, but slowly it's leaked out and some of us have been privileged to have been briefed on some of it.

Chillingly, he claimed our technology is 'not nearly as sophisticated' as theirs and 'had they been hostile', he warned 'we would be been gone by now.'"

Below is the interview that contains that quote.


I'm not worried though. I've got my DeLorean and my Hover Board now. All I need is a weapon. Maybe a hand-held device that can drill into them. Maybe tickle them at the same time so they laugh while I kill them. If only I knew of an object like that...




The Ladies Of Craigslist

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Thursday, July 24, 2008

Oh So Nice

"Two Weeks" by Grizzly Bear



HOLY CRAP!!!: Marty McFly's Hover Board Is On eBay!

My god. I don't even know what to say! I've been wanting one of these for the longest time!


"This is one of the hero Mattel Hoverboards used by Michael J. Fox in his most famous role as "Marty McFly" in the Robert Zemeckis classic 80s trilogy, Back to the Future. Two styles of Hoverboard were made for and employed in the film - lightweight boards of styrofoam construction and thick and durable wood-based props - this example is the latter, and is recognized as the best example of all wood Hoverboards to have survived the rigors of filming.

It is in used but outstanding condition, and is very rare in that it is entirely complete and intact. Given the wood build and use of metal components, it looks and feels like a "real" prop. This piece has the complete fully functional and rear ballbearing-mounted footpad that rotates 360 degrees, as well as the bottom "magnet plates". Of the two styles of stickers used for the effects, this prop has the "photoboard"-style sticker affixed. In addition, there is other textured styling and hand painting. This Hoverboard also features the hole in the top, representing where the handlebars were that "Marty" pulled off after borrowing the "toy" from the little girl in the film."

Unfortunately the bidding starts at (are you sitting down?) $30,000. I think I'm gonna have to go back to the future and kill some kids and take theirs from them. Then, I will rule the world.



Why...So...Numerous???



AMAZING!: Young Daredevil Completes the "Impossible" Over-the-Bar Swing

Believe it!



Aww: Nintendo President Says There Might Not Be Enough Wii Consoles In the U.S. This X-mas

He then jumped from a diving board into a warehouse full of money. Click pic.


Will Ferrell and Adam McKay Hard At Work Writing Anchorman 2!

This next installment will propel Ron Burgundy and the rest of the Channel 4 News Team into the 1980s. I'm in a glass cage of emotion right now. Click pic.


Happy Belated Birthday Martin Gore

Martin Gore of Depeche Mode turned 47 yesterday. Here's a favorite of mine.

"Useless" by Depeche Mode



Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Matthew Broderick Has Been Horsing Around

"After 11 years of marriage, Matthew Broderick finally realized he was married to Sarah Jessica Parker." Click pic. Neigh.


R.I.P. 'Golden Girl' Estelle Getty

The Exercise Video


Best Of...
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Jim Carrey Might Be Funny Again

Here's the trailer for Yes Man where he challenges himself to say "yes" to everything. It's about time he does something that actually looks funny. The last funny thing he did was Liar Liar...and no, Dick and Jane doesn't count.



How a True Guitar Hero Is Made

This is how you get tons of "star power."


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One Liner Services

"That just made my dick wiggle."


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Jenny Craig Just Shed Over A Hundred and Sixty Pounds In A Single Day

Click pic.


"Robot Chicken Strikes Back" Set To Air November 16th

Click pic.


Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Aww: 'Golden Girl' Estelle Getty Dead At 84

My hopes of a three-way with her and Bea Arthur are now dashed. Click pic.


Dinosaur On the Loose At the L.A. Natural History Museum

I'm about to go kill this thing and save the world.


Extinct, my ASS! from The Original Joe Fisher on Vimeo.

Light. Light. Light. Wait, What?


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Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat


Domino's Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat

So I Was At the Bookstore the Other Day...

...and I found a nice little handful of books that I'd like to post here in case you're looking for a little something to kill a little bit of time or if you're looking for a gift for someone.

Piano & Keyboard Chords - I've always wanted to learn how to play the piano. I taught myself how to play a couple other instruments so this might help me reach my goal. But it's got a chord per page and it's got big pictures. And we all know how I LOVE big pictures right? Right? Click pic for more.


Barguements - Unfortunately, I can't find anything on this book. The book's website server sucks and won't respond and even though I found this at Borders, they don't even know they have this book. But whatever. Basically, it's a book of questions that will lead you and your friends to a discussion of this or that but nothing too complicated to talk about after three beers. The only question I can remember is "You cell phone has to lose one feature: Voicemail or Caller ID." Stuff like that can really lead to major discussions when you're buzzin'.

Murder At Wayne Manor - For you Batman fans out there here's a little interactive mystery. It has to do with a dead body found at Wayne Manor, but it's been there for 30 years. So everyone points the finger at Bruce Wayne's father. So it's up to you and Bruce to solve the mystery. Bonus: it comes with the clues so you can fuck with them. :) Click pic for more.


My Custom Van…And 50 Other Mind-Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face - I can't say anything bad about Michael Ian Black. Hima dn I have the same sense of humor but he's famous and I'm not. I laughed my ass off yesterday reading this book for just five minutes. Totally worth every penny. Click pic for more.


Buy these books!

The Job Interview



Speed 3: Blabbermouth



Borat To Play "Los Defensores" Guy

Taking a cue from the clever guy at a law school Halloween party, Sacha Cohen has signed on to produce and possibly star in Accidentes, a film about an ambulance-chasing personal injury lawyer to be written by Peter Baynham, a writer on Borat.


"The protag will be a lawyer of Latin descent who transforms from contingency attorney to hero of the working class when he helps an immigrant win a judgment against his wealthy employer after a landscaping mishap. He also becomes the enemy of L.A.’s power elite." - Variety

I can't wait to see this. I'm sure it might suck, but I remember seeing these commercials when I was on summer vacation and flipping channels and doing a whole lot of nothing. Kinda like now. Something I just noticed...in that pic, where the hell are dude's arms coming from?

81 Awesome Gifs

Here's a few of my favorites...





Click HERE for all of them.

This Beeyotch Is DRUNK

Click pic.


Commissioner Smalls

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Monday, July 21, 2008

L M A O!: Chick Vs. Fake Rifle


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Here's the story. This clip is the 2nd season finale of The OC. Dude 1 is getting killed by Dude 2 and then Chick comes in and saves the day. I never watched the show, but it was on where I was at and thought it was a good way to end things.


And if you don't know why the rifle clip is funny now, there's a spoof that SNL did which makes me crack up every time...



The Dark Knight grossed a ridiculous $155.3 million from Friday through Sunday. Runners-up include Momma Mia! ($27.6 mil...which is surprising to me since Hairspray made $27.5 mil) and Hancock ($14 mil). Click pic for more.


Business Ideas By Gary Busey

Yeah, he's crazy, but that's okay.





Not Giving A F*ck

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Sunday, July 20, 2008

Weekend Mixtape!!! 7/18/2008

Enjoy The Dark Knight everyone!


Mixwit



Friday, July 18, 2008

Batman & Joker Remind You To Wear Sunscreen

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If You're On TV, Make Sure You're Teeth Don't Fall Out



Exclusive Dark Knight Deleted Scene

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Vertical Pizza!!!



The Way You Dance Is Electric. Well, Not Really.

The UK just got a power-generating dance floor in one of their clubs. If only I could turn my bed into something like that. Then my house would be dark all the time. :-/ Click pic.


DANCE PARTY!!!