X-mas List '07 Update

Pac-man Hoodie - Ugly as fuck, cool as all hell. Click pic for more.


Automatic Beer Bottle Opener - I don't know how much this shit costs but find the person that made it and get for me. Click pic for the demonstration.


The Colossal Caramel Apple - $17" in diameter? Bullshit. Click pic for more.

X-mas List '07 Update

The Liquor Lock - Tired of peeps getting into your booze? Try the Liqour Lock. That way, they'll just down all your shitty beer instead. Click pic for more info.

X-mas List '07 Update

The Cube Jigger - Screw just two liquid measurements! How About SIX! Click pic for more.

X-mas List '07 Update

Logitech VX Nano Cordless Laser Mouse for Notebooks - It comes with a tiny nickel-sized dongle that stores inside the mouse for travel, and features a frictionless scroll wheel, forward and back buttons, five programmable buttons overall, extremely precise laser tracking, and an included carrying pouch. I might just have to get this. Click pic for more.

X-mas List '07 Update

If for whatever reason you've been living under a rock and don't have at LEAST one Radiohead album (shame on you) then here's your chance to make up for all those years of buffoonery. Their entire catalogue with artwork and a 2003 live performance in a really awesome case. Click pic for more.


Stewie's Recipes for Disaster Pint Glass - When I saw this I almost got drunk. The back of this glass contains eight drink recipes that contain an insane amount of alcohol. And one day, I will try all of them. There isn't a limit to how many times you can end up in the hospital in a month is there? A proper Long Island has 2 1/2 oz. of alcohol. Here's Stewie's Ripe Diaper:
2 oz. Vodka
2 oz. Amaretto
2 oz. Bourbon
3 oz. Raspberry Liqueur
3 oz. Orange Juice

That's a serious WTF. Click pic for more.

X-mas List '07 Update

That's right mutha fuckas. The Flux Capacitor. Need I say more? Click pic for more.


Snap Jack - Perfect for those lazy pancake lovers lacking the motor skills to do this with their own two hands. Click pic for more.


Grey Goose Holiday Gift Set - This is really nice. The shaker is glass and has a flying goose near the top. I'm getting this for myself and getting a goose drunk with the contents.

X-mas List '07 Update

Aquapict LED Jellyfish Aquarium by Banpresto - This looks absolutely amazing. The jellyfish are actually a highly-realistic silicone. I would like to relax with these and they change color. Granted they don't do much, but it's still pretty sweet. If I were drunk enough I'd probably open this up and spread one on a cracker. Click pic for more.




Paper Shredder Scissors - I don't own a paper shredder so when I get rid of the paper trail I use scissors. And now...there's this! I'm gonna cut shut up all over town! Watch your estupid eskinny ties! Click pic for more.


The Runaway Alarm Clock - ...will piss you off. This is a pretty cool idea, but I don't think I'd put up with it for very long. IF you hit the snooze button it says "Peace!" and rolls off your nightstand and doesn't shut up until your goofy ass gets up to turn it off. So there's a pretty good chance you'll slam face first into something you don't want to slam face first into. Click pic for more.

X-mas List '07 Update

Wobble Chess Set - I'm not a big Chess fan, but I'd play on this set. And I'm sure it'd be nice to slam your opponent's face down on the board after you win. Click pic for more.

X-mas List '07 Update

This is kind of a stupid idea but I can see where it could be usefull. I know I could use it. Every single time I get out of my buddy Steve's car I get shocked. And quite frankly, I'm tired of having my pubic hair straightened everytime I hang out with him. So I present to you the...

Static Electricity Eliminator - All you do is touch the little rubber end to something grounded and wait for a little face to pop up. And it doesn't even use batteries. Click pic for more info.


Skase Tea Cup Set - I'd drink my booze out of this in the morning. You know, on those days that I want to keep warm on the inside, of course. Click pic for more.

X-mas List '07 Update

Malacca Flask Umbrella - This is a pretty good idea. It's always interesting to see what companies will turn into a flask. But this...this...costs almost $900.00. Now, if you've got $900 to spend on a flask, one that doubles as an umbrella, I'm pretty sure you can drink wherever the hell you damn well please. So, if you can MAKE this for someone that would be a better bet. I'D appreciate it.

X-mas List '07 Update

Here's a couple more items that might make someone happy this X-mas.

Volcom "Ransom" hooded twill blazer - Click pic for info.


Kensington SlimBlade Media Mouse - Click pic for info.

X-Mas List 2007 Update

Here's a couple more things to add to the X-mas List. I hope I'm giving you guys ideas to give to loved ones this year. So you don't end up getting...you know, crap.

Cook Book Needs to Be Cooked Before Used
This is pretty neat just to have. Click pic.


Family Guy Freakin' Party Pack
This wouldn't really make any sense for me to have since I have every season already, but for die hard fans and collectors this is probably worth it. It comes with Family Guy ping pong paddles, net and balls, a bunch of poker chips and cards, and a clear plastic carrying case. Click pic.

X-mas List 2007 Update

Check out this fantastic jacket! Waterproof, welded seams, and will probably go down on you if asked nicely. Click pic.

X-Mas List 2007

Every X-mas I'm asked what I want. I always reply with "nothing." Not because I'm too good for people's presents but because I never actually think about it. When I need something practical, I go out and get it. Very RARELY do I get something for X-mas that I actually NEED. My list then gets compiled of stuff that I don't need or just might be cool to have. So here's a list (that will be updated) that might even give YOU ideas for what to get your loved ones this year.

Tales of a Mere Existence - There are a few books and DVDs like this. Here's a clip.

www.ingredientx.com

Knight Rider RC Car - Click pic to link.


B. Son Pullover Hoodie - Click to link.


Well, that's it for now. I hope maybe this gave someone an idea what to get someone. More to come.