I laughed for about 5.877754 minutes over this one.
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
Fock? Furget?
Watch this guy awesomely replace "fuck" with "forget" and go on an incredible, strikingly funny rant. He's a bit upset that he was arrested for saying "fuck." Click pic.
Tuesday, April 3, 2007
Fucking Rad
"Remind Me" by Royksopp
Thank you for the reminder KT.
Thank you for the introduction Jer.
And also here's THIS awesome song with this equally awesome video that I haven't heard or seen in a good, long while.
"Agenda Suicide" by The Faint
Thank you for the reminder KT.
Thank you for the introduction Jer.
And also here's THIS awesome song with this equally awesome video that I haven't heard or seen in a good, long while.
"Agenda Suicide" by The Faint
American Idol "Other Door"
I don't know what the deal is with these people, but I guess it has to do with their excitement.
More Jack Facts
1) Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.
2) Jack Bauer eliminated Bird Flu by playing Duck Hunt.
3) When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish her vegetables.
4) Jack Bauer can leave a message before the beep.
5) Jack Bauer makes onions cry.
6) Many women's husbands don't wish they were Jack Bauer. They wish their wives were Jack Bauer. Coincidentally, none of these men are gay.
7) Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment.
8) When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends in a blank return and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. This year, however, the IRS sent him back a picture of Jack Bauer wearing his dark sunglasses. The next day, Chuck Norris pled guilty to multiple counts of tax evasion.
9) Jack Bauer can kill two birds with no stones.
10) Jack Bauer knows Victoria's secret.
11) When Jack Bauer was a baby, he took candy from adults.
12) Jack Bauer can start a fire using only water.
2) Jack Bauer eliminated Bird Flu by playing Duck Hunt.
3) When Jack Bauer was a child, he made his mother finish her vegetables.
4) Jack Bauer can leave a message before the beep.
5) Jack Bauer makes onions cry.
6) Many women's husbands don't wish they were Jack Bauer. They wish their wives were Jack Bauer. Coincidentally, none of these men are gay.
7) Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment.
8) When Chuck Norris files his taxes, he sends in a blank return and a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has never had to pay taxes. This year, however, the IRS sent him back a picture of Jack Bauer wearing his dark sunglasses. The next day, Chuck Norris pled guilty to multiple counts of tax evasion.
9) Jack Bauer can kill two birds with no stones.
10) Jack Bauer knows Victoria's secret.
11) When Jack Bauer was a baby, he took candy from adults.
12) Jack Bauer can start a fire using only water.
Monday, April 2, 2007
Alanis is a bigger asshole than ANYONE you know
Fuck this bitch. Fuck this bitch. Fuck this bitch. I hope she dies tomorrow. She's not even worth the time it takes to find a dumb picture of her and writing "ASSHOLE" on her forehead. Bitch.
24...Dreaming
All I did was click on "Previously on 24" over andover again...and damn. I laughed for a very long time. Click pic.
Two AWESOME bowling shots
It's completely fantastic that this happened on t.v.
...And it's completely fantastic that this was done by a human.
...And it's completely fantastic that this was done by a human.
Crazy little video
"Kidz Are So Small" by Deerhoof
Artistically, the video is way cool. Musically, the song has catchy lyrics but the actual music sounds like a soft turd hitting the ground.
Artistically, the video is way cool. Musically, the song has catchy lyrics but the actual music sounds like a soft turd hitting the ground.
Great Reporter
Running on a treadmill and interviewing probably shoud never be done again...at least not by this Douche. Click pic.
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