These Women Will Calculate You to Death

Cybermorph

This advert alone makes me realize why I never bought an Atari Jaguar.

How to Tell if Your Ass is Too Small

The (Hopefully) Last Britney Spears Fan Sticks Up For Her

No. This little bitch is NOT acting. He's really sticking up for her. And I can't wait to see him on the street so I can beat him in the face with my Christina Aguilera boxing gloves. After all, I have to get through him first to defeat the flabby spermbucket master of level 8-3, Queen Spears. And when I punch her head off I'm going to drink the blood flowing out of her neck and I'm just going to want more and more and more.

What's Meatbread? THIS!

And I can't wait to shove it down my silly fucking throat.

Mario Level: Auto Play

Some Guy figured out (or was probably tipped off by the FBI) that the way to beat one of the hardest levels in the Mario Bros. series was to do almost nothing at all.

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How to Clean Your Home in 19 Minutes

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Perfect High Bar Execution

Lucky for this guy, his trainer was there with a pad to keep him from snapping himself in half.

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What Does Carlton Davis Say After You Meet Him?

"Now I'm going to suck your feet." Lolz!!1! Click pic for the story.

More About Britney..."Hey Look!...

...it's Sarah!" "Hey look! It's the girl from Heroes!"

Okay. So, I guess Larry Wachowski is Still a Man

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The Best Prank. EVER.

Worth the $500.00.

Jackie Chan Kicks More Ass Than You

...even when he's just eating shit.

Drunk Woman Gets Tazered

Boobie Chew Worked For Me

Actually. No. It didn't. :-/

Britney Spears Makes Me Happy 'Cause She's a Failure

click on the bitch to see her pathetic performance at the 2007 VMAs.

A Great Way to Lose a Testicle

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Bill Murray is STILL Awesome

Robotic Fish

Engineers need to stop what they're doing.

I Make Music Like This Guy...

...but I do it while I'm sleeping.

DaxFlame Talks About Making His Own Clothes

And Now...The First Person in the History of the World to Dance

The Internet

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Treadmill Madness

So the Japanese have now placed hurdles on a treadmill. Hilarity ensues.

Kicking Down a Door is Harder Than You Think

This cop is lacking in the "action" department.