Kill Orange

Owl Vs. Jack-in-the-Box

Oh Yeah!

I can't WAIT to see this movie!

On the Day the World Ends

This is deep. I haven't seen this in years. Click pic for more.

Will It Blend? - iPhone

I think this is the most practical thing I've seen the iPhone do.

Who is Spencer Elden???

Click pic to find out. Prepare to feel old.

Crazy Calls

If I knew anyone with that owned this tape...I wouldn't know them anymore.

For Sale

Who wants to rent my apartment? I'm moving here. Click pic for more.

KFC Makes Your Life Worth Living

...or at least, that's what I got from this commercial.

Why Keanu DOESN'T Suck

I'd like to say that Keanu is a horrible actor. Although Neo is awesome, he's not. But TheJay.com just proved me wrong and I respect the guy now. Click pic so you can too.

Windows Vista Voice Recognition

Classic.

"Wish I Could Have a Vagina"

"Sure, I could tap that."

The Scent of Love

What's this man got that I don't? The scent of pussy on the back of his hand. You'll see what I mean. Click pic, choose your language and confirm your age, then check out the video at the top of the page. By the way, NSFW.

Letterman Jerks Off Optimus Prime

Jay Leno's Headlines

The History of the Drunk Dial

New Music Tuesday!

Two of my all time favorites bands released their new cds today. Go out and buy them.
Interpol Today!

I must admit, not the best video in the world. Certainly takes forever to get off the ground...but then it's over.

Smashing Pumpkins Today!

Another poor video for a decent song. Too bad it's a rip-off of a rip-off.

Here's the rip-off where the video actually carries the song:

And here's the original where there's an actual explanation of where the other band members come from as opposed to how they magically (and not so deliciously) appear as in the ones above:

Mike Tyson: Genius

Mike Tyson. Boxer. Monster. Eloquent genius.
Key elements of this clip:
"Can I at least get a blowjob?"
"If one of you guys had children, if I could kick them in the fucking head or stomp on their testicles for you can feel my pain, cause that's the pain I have..."
"I want your heart. I wanna eat your children."
"I'll fuck you 'til you love me, Faggot."
"I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them...cause you shouldn't talk anymore. Unless you wanna...you know."
"I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

Dizzy Boxing

Why we haven't put this on TV yet makes zero sense to me. It goes as follows:
Step 1: Get spun.
Step 2: Balance yourself.
Step 3: Defend yourself.
Step 4: Fall into really hot water.
Step 5: Make it to the ice.

Now THAT'S a game!

Tyra Banks Can Yell

Click pic to see a hilarious animation of the Tyra Banks Show where Tyra gives shit away and yells like a royal fucktard.

The Land of Chocolate

Here's one of my favorite Simpsons clips.

How to Torture a Gummy Bear

How to Torture a Gummy Bear Poor bear!

Plan Vs. Reality

Cute Puppy

This might very well be the world's cutest dog. Note the heart-shaped spot on it's back. Click pic for more.

Quizno's Manager

This is why I don't eat at Quizno's. And also why I don't go punching managers in the face.