Friday, August 29, 2008

Japan Sucks Because 'The Dark Knight' Sucks



What a country full of assholes. The Dark Knight isn’t doing very well in Japan. In two weeks it has made just $8.7 million, and in it’s second week got beaten by The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor and What Happens in Vegas. Explains Japanese film critic Chika Minagawa:

“The story is very pessimistic. It has a dark and gloomy texture that Japanese movie fans do not find appealing in a ‘comic hero’ film…Japanese movie fans expect such films to be fun and action packed, for the hero to be attractive, for the villain to be loud and outrageous, and for the movie itself to be easy to understand and light.”


I for one, am NEVER going to Rolling Rice ever again!

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