The Comedy Mixtape!!!

I haven't done a lot on the here or made a special mixtape in a while so here's this. Completely out of left field. And I've included the rimshot so you can help the jokes! Enjoy!

Attack Of the Killer Umbrellas-ella-ella-a-a-a

This was a well orchestrated attack. And to think those silly humans are so surprised. This attack was years in the making!


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And to think, that stupid son of a bitch actually said, "that's the most dangerous thing I've ever seen." Really? REALLY??? Surely you haven't seen the Tasmanian Devil cause suffering to millions. If anything, this is one of the most shady things I've ever seen. Get it? Ha. Shady? (Click that damn button.)

The Most Useful Video Of the Day: Bad Words In Sign Language

Click pic to see more. And no, he's not gay. He's deaf. That's why he sounds that way. Well. Maybe he's gay. Yeah he's probably gay. Or maybe he just sounds that way 'cause of all the semen in his earrrrr...that was bad.

How about now?


Anyway, get to learning.

Insert Your Own "Female Driver" Joke Here

Mine is below. Click pic.


A guy's wife had a nasty accident with the car this morning. She backed it out of the garage, completely forgetting that the night before, she had backed it in.

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