Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Jonathan Lee Riches is an Asshole


This is Jonathan Lee Riches and he's completely fucking nuts. He's filed a lawsuit against O.J. Simpson stating that O.J.'s been a hitman for Apple CEO Steve Jobs for twenty years. Click HERE for that story.

You can click HERE if you want to see what other outlandish shit this guy has filed lawsuits over. For instance the War Crime suit LAST MONTH against Elvis and Neverland Ranch "Rock N' Rolling My Brain." Or perhaps the OTHER suit filed against Barry Bonds, Allan H. "Bud" Selig, and Hank Aaron's Bat where he accused that "Bonds used Hank Aaron's Bat to crack the Liberty Bell, Bonds sold steroids to nuns, and that Bonds gave mustard gas to Saddam Hussein. Part of the Oil for Food Scandal." "His most famous[9] and largest lawsuit. The civil rights lawsuit naming George W. Bush et al as defendants. The "et al" list continues for 56 more pages and includes 783 defendants (both living, dead, and non-entities) such as the survivors of the Holocaust, Pizza Hut, Dane Cook, Three Mile Island, Paris Hilton, Dennis Hopper, Mount Rushmore, the Ming Dynasty, Mein Kampf, "Various Buddhist Monks", Medieval Times, The Da Vinci Code, and the celestial object Pluto."

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