CLASH OF THE TITANS! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!

I've been waiting about 10 years for someone to finally remake this movie. So awesome. Click on the poster to jump to the individual posters.

The Best Guide To Hamburgers and Cheeseburgers. EVER.

You're about to get really hungry. And I'm about to finish this post so I can get a big fucking burger. Click pic.

Hloy Carp!: I NEED To Learn How To Drive Like This

This is a Ken Block Gymkhana practice. For more information visit www.kenblockracing.com.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT: RADIOHEAD NOMINATED FOR SEVEN GRAMMY AWARDS

I never thought I'd see this day. Something, somewhere, has gone right, or wrong with the world. Radiohead's 'In Rainbows' (according to their MySpace profile) has been nominated for Album of the Year!



In addition to that amazing feat, the album has also been nominated for Best Alternative Music Album, Best Boxed or special Limited Edition Package, the track "House Of Cards" was nominated for Best Rock Song, Best Rock Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals, and Best Short Form Music Video. Producer Nigel Godrich was nominated for Producer of the Year, Non-Classical for his work on the album.

In addition to that, I'm very pleased to announce that Radiohead guitarist Jonny Greenwood's work in 'There Will Be Blood' has been nominated for Best Score Soundtrack Album.

Good luck, guys. Take home every one of them.

Say What You Will About Smashing Pumpkins...

...but this song is fantastic. One of the best ever written. It cannot be covered. And it can only be performed correctly with a full orchestra. When you listen to this, really think about what you can hear. It's not just a band on stage. And a major fucking musical achievement.

"Tonight, Tonight" by Smashing Pumpkins



And for good measure, here's the amazing music video that is truly one-of-a-kind:

How To Make A Turducken

I just recently posted photos of a turducken...and now, here's video. For a hundred bucks, I think that's a fantastic deal.

HOLY FUCK: The New 'Watchmen' Trailer

Want: Flip Mino HD

Going head-to-head with the HD-capable Kodak Zi6, the Mino HD is the world's smallest HD camcorder, recording up to 60 minutes of 720p widescreen HD video to its internal 4GB of storage. The Mino HD, which weighs just over 3 ounces, also features a 1.5 inch anti-glare LCD display, one-touch recording, and a rechargeable lithium ion battery. Click pic.

Awesome: The Cocktail Chemistry Set

Whether you're a true mixologist or just playing one at your next party, the Cocktail Chemistry Set ($40) will make you feel like a mad scientist behind the bar. Mix your shots in the slick flask and serve them up in four test tubes. Sure they're marked bio hazard, but the alcohol should neutralize any potential threats. Like the fact that you're butt-ugly. Click pic.

'The Good, The Bad & The Weird' Looks Fucking AWESOME!

OMG. I have such an erection for this. Pew, pew.

WANT!: The Bacon Hamburger Fatty Melt

Yeah, A bacon burger with grilled-cheese buns. Click pic.

Portal: Prelude - The Cake Is ALIVE!

Portal: Prelude is up! Download it now! Expect slow download times! I've got an hour forty-five to go. Click pic to download.

Holy Shit!: Little Mac Returns For 'Punch-Out' On The Nintendo Wii?!

This has "FUCKING AWESOME" written all over it. Ever since I played Mike Tyson's Punch Out when I was a kid, I wished that I could be in the ring beating the crap out of all those jerks...and now, it can almost feel like it.

Here's the original, Little Mac vs. Glass Joe:


And now...

More Awesome: Bill Murray On Ghostbusters 3

The Unfinished Swan Looks Awesome

I don't know anything about this game, but I sure want to play it.


The Unfinished Swan - Tech Demo 9/2008 from Ian Dallas on Vimeo.

Oh SHIT! New 'Portal': Portal Prelude

The first one was awesome. And we're all still waiting for the second one, but here's the unofficial version. And because it's unofficial, it's cheap as FREE! 13 days to go. Visit www.PortalPrelude.com for more info.


Portal: Prelude Official Trailer from NykO18 on Vimeo.

ZOMG! SO AWESOME! LAZERTAG!

Nerf darts at noon are fine and dandy, but real office warfare is done after hours in low light with the Lazer Tag Multiplayer Battle System ($80).


The new package includes two Phoenix LTX guns (with rumble pack, recoil feature, and manual reload option), a Pinpoint Sight (for better accuracy), and a Shot Blast attachment (to tag multiple targets at once and boost your hit damage). You can add an unlimited amount of guns for total co-worker mayhem, and you can sharpen your skills with the included video game module that hooks up to your TV for a first-person Lazer Tag game.

Now I can stop shooting squirrels and kittens with my bb gun. Wait. Aww shucks. Click pic.

Hloy Carp!: The Super Genintari

OMG. This is a 20-something video gamer's dream. The Super Genintari combines an Atari 2600, NES, SNES, and Sega Genesis into one convenient package. Click pic for more pictures.

My New Home: The Treehouse

Click pic.

New Kings Of Leon Video!

"Sex On Fire" by Kings Of Leon. New album out Setpember 23rd. Click pic.