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Funny thing is, the "idiot" title really goes to both of them.

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Mental-health expert Paul Dobransky says Grandmaster J could very well be mentally ill. Click pic.

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Joaquin Phoenix On Letterman

Oh, Joaquin, Joaquin, Joaquin. How I hate spelling your name. Well he went on Letterman to promote his latest film, the title of which I don't care to bother looking up. David Letterman is good at what he does, and you can see in this clip, he's trying to help Grandmaster J get this interview off the ground, but NATURALLY, this was going to be a trainwreck. And a nice one at that. Check it out.



Some still believe that he's playing a part for this (hopefully hilarious) documentary by Casey Affleck. I really hope he's not. There aren't a lot of actors I care about. He certainly isn't one that I care about, but now, I can't wait for more and more Grandmaster J news.

And what's that, Dave? He hasn't been on your show in three years? Well let's just see THAT interview. Here he was three years ago...in a much better state.



At the end of the interview, Letterman says he owes an apology to Farrah Fawcett. Up until this point, she was the worst guest he had, and to compare, here's that interview from 1997.



That's pretty bad but certainly not worse than Crispin Glover's appearance. Yeah. George McFly.



I wish Grandmaster J the best.

Bruce Springsteen Humped The Entire World In The Face

If you happened to miss Bruce Springsteen's Superbowl Half Time EXTRAVAGANZA (I know I did), you'll probably wish you didn't. Especially if you wanted The Boss' nuts in your mouth. This aging rocker decided it'd be the "rock" thing to do and slide across the stage. The problem is, the cameraman was able to keep him from falling off of it. The slide happens at 3:21.



And if that wasn't enough for you, here's an animated GIF of it. I hope you enjoy it as much as everyone else did.

For Losers Like You, "Cheers To You!"

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And This Is How Joaquin Phoenix Is Going To Die

When Joaquin Phoenix said he was going to retire from acting, I didn't really care. When I found out he was going to focus on music, I kinda laughed. When I found out he was going to rap, I laughed pretty hard. Read the story here.



As you can see from the picture above, Joaquin isn't doing so hot. He's clearly fucked up on drugs and fired his hairdresser. I'm sure Puffy Poof Sean Diddy Combs Smith has seen a lot of things in his day. But if you ask me, he looks like he pissed himself at the sight of Tongue Twista Joaquin. Click that hideous pic to see more hideous pics.

I think this might actually be a bunch of bullshit, especially since Casey Affleck and Diddy Kong are behind all this, but you can never be sure with crazy people like this in Hollywood. BUT, this past Friday in Las Vegas Grandmaster J performed for the first time. And here is the excellent footage...



Not so surprising though, is how it ended...



Stay tuned, 'cause I know I won't miss a minute of this trainwreck.

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I'm not a fan of Metallica. In fact, there's only two or three songs of theirs I can stand. But Jeezy Creezy this video is nuts. I've watched it twice and I still don't know what the hell the song sounds like. Check it out.

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How To Make A Turducken

I just recently posted photos of a turducken...and now, here's video. For a hundred bucks, I think that's a fantastic deal.