This Woman Wants You To Know That She's Sittin' On Da Toilet

And you can click HERE for all the remixes. You know you want to.

Jones' Good Ass BBQ And Foot Massage

Bruce Springsteen Humped The Entire World In The Face

If you happened to miss Bruce Springsteen's Superbowl Half Time EXTRAVAGANZA (I know I did), you'll probably wish you didn't. Especially if you wanted The Boss' nuts in your mouth. This aging rocker decided it'd be the "rock" thing to do and slide across the stage. The problem is, the cameraman was able to keep him from falling off of it. The slide happens at 3:21.



And if that wasn't enough for you, here's an animated GIF of it. I hope you enjoy it as much as everyone else did.

Mike Tyson Says The Darndest Things

Taco Town!!!

For Whatever Reason, Here's All The Facts You Might Want To Know About Poop

Click pic for more.

I've Sorta Been Seeing Your Dad

Excited Phillies Fan + Spit Vs. Spit-On Fan + Liquor Bottle = WIN

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni Are Getting Divorced. Why? Billy Bob Thornton. Wait, What?!

So recently David went into rehab because he's a sex addict and you'd figure him and his wife Tea would get a divorce ove it. But no. They ARE getting divorced, but because Tea has apparently been having an affair with Billy Bob. Really? How nasty is that? Do you KNOW the women he's been with? Why does this keep happening to him? Does he drink a special tea or something? WTF? Click pic for more.

Who Wants Man Boobs???

The Most Ridiculous Music Video You'll See All Week

"Parisian Goldfish" by Flying Lotus



Directed by Eric Wareheim (Tim & Eric) in association with Warp Records and Warp Films. Music by Flying Lotus. Co Directed/ Animation by Devin Flynn. Co Directed/ Edited by Eric Fensler. More info at dancefloordale.com

Dancing Mega Man once again, has no idea what to think.

And You Thought YOUR Roommate Was A Slob

Click pic for a lot more.

Who Wants Cake?

What you're looking at isn't as gross as you might think. It's cake. Kitty Litter Cake. Click pic for the recipe.

THIS Is Your Grandpa

It's Sunday. And This Is The Worst Worship EVER

I officially hate worship. Period.

I would swear that was Jack Black with an asshole haircut.




And just for reference:

"spin me 'round"


"join hands"


Almost as unbearable as a squirrel melt. (I KNOW you don't want to click on that link. But you will anyway, won't you?)

Fish Heads, Fish Heads. Eat Them Up. YUM!

"Fish Heads" by Barnes & Barnes

This has got to be one of my favorite songs of all time. Here's the FULL classic music video. It's a bit strange at first. If you want to just start the music, skip to 2:02.

Fart!

Okay, I don't recall ever posting anything about farts, but this made me laugh, so I'm going to get it out of the way...forever.

Replay


Mr. Methane


That is all.

Old People Are Funny / The Secret To Old Age

Old people are funny. They're puzzled by technology in ways that completely amaze me. Like how they can't doulbe-click an icon to get on the internet. Or like how they shout into their cell phones because the person's in another city and it's not like they're speaking to them with their mouth right up against their ear.

Then there's this clip. Ernest Borgnine has a microphone on him. He thinks if you whipser softly enough...

Ants In the Printer