The Most Romantic Song. EVER.

"Take U To Da Movies" by BANGS

Don't get weepy.

Lada Gaga Is A Supreme Performer

Check out the top video first. Somehow, I know I have to say that. Anyway, here's a dazzling performance you may not have seen. One of the best parts is at 2:11!





Thanks to $teve for this one.

Billy Mays Redubs

This might very well be the funniest shit I've seen all week.

Big Shitty Slider


Blue Balls (Skip the credits at the end of this one.)


Mighty Putty


Kaboom!

He's An Aquarius

And a horrible sounding one at that.

Bruce Springsteen Humped The Entire World In The Face

If you happened to miss Bruce Springsteen's Superbowl Half Time EXTRAVAGANZA (I know I did), you'll probably wish you didn't. Especially if you wanted The Boss' nuts in your mouth. This aging rocker decided it'd be the "rock" thing to do and slide across the stage. The problem is, the cameraman was able to keep him from falling off of it. The slide happens at 3:21.



And if that wasn't enough for you, here's an animated GIF of it. I hope you enjoy it as much as everyone else did.

Joaquin Phoenix Is On Drugs

I recently posted the failure that is Joaquin Phoenix's emerging music career. This only makes me want to hear it more. I won't pay for it though. Just giving the heads-up on that one. Here's an interview with Grandmaster J.

For Losers Like You, "Cheers To You!"

Ha. Just kidding. You're not that big of a loser.

And This Is How Joaquin Phoenix Is Going To Die

When Joaquin Phoenix said he was going to retire from acting, I didn't really care. When I found out he was going to focus on music, I kinda laughed. When I found out he was going to rap, I laughed pretty hard. Read the story here.



As you can see from the picture above, Joaquin isn't doing so hot. He's clearly fucked up on drugs and fired his hairdresser. I'm sure Puffy Poof Sean Diddy Combs Smith has seen a lot of things in his day. But if you ask me, he looks like he pissed himself at the sight of Tongue Twista Joaquin. Click that hideous pic to see more hideous pics.

I think this might actually be a bunch of bullshit, especially since Casey Affleck and Diddy Kong are behind all this, but you can never be sure with crazy people like this in Hollywood. BUT, this past Friday in Las Vegas Grandmaster J performed for the first time. And here is the excellent footage...



Not so surprising though, is how it ended...



Stay tuned, 'cause I know I won't miss a minute of this trainwreck.

The Top 25 Songs Of 2008, Mashed Together

And yes, the only reason this video is up here is because Katy Perry's in it. Especially since I hate all the songs in this mash-up.



And for whatever god awful reason here's the tracklisting: Flo Rida Featuring T-Pain - Low Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love Alicia Keys - No One Lil Wayne Featuring Static Major - Lollipop Timbaland Featuring OneRepublic - Apologize Jordin Sparks Duet With Chris Brown - No Air Sara Bareilles - Love Song Usher Featuring Young Jeezy - Love in This Club Chris Brown - With You Chris Brown - Forever Ray J & Yung Berg - Sexy Can I Rihanna - Take a Bow Coldplay - Viva La Vida Katy Perry - I Kissed a Girl T.I. - Whatever You Like Rihanna - Disturbia Rihanna - Don't Stop the Music Natasha Bedingfield - Pocketful of Sunshine Chris Brown Featuring T-Pain - Kiss Kiss Ne-Yo - Closer Colbie Caillat - Bubbly Mariah Carey - Touch My Body Madonna Featuring Justin Timberlake - 4 Minutes Pink - So What Finger Eleven - Paralyzer

Let's Get Fucking Freaky Now

Okay...this is a fucking joke, right? I mean. This can't POSSIBLY be meant to be taken seriously. I want to punch someone, anyone, HARD in the face right now. REALY fucking hard.

"Freaxxx" by Brokencyde

Ugly Puppet + Bad Puppeteering + Lame Song + Crap Voice = THIS

I present to you the Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show.

Well It's About God Damn Time: FOX Cancels Mad TV

Now if only NBC can do away with SNL. Click pic.

Coldplay's Chris Martin Continues His Douchebaggery Tour By Sticking Up For Nickelback

"I have nothing but respect for Nickelback." Riiite. Click pic.

LMAO: For All You Loyal People That Bank With Bank Of America On The Internet...They'd Like To Let You Know, You Can Suck It.

BofA's online banking isn't online anymore. Sorry to burst your "BofA is great" bubble. Click pic.

AH HA HA! Jack White, You Can Suck It: 'Quantum Of Solace' Anthem Named Worst

What a surprise. by both critics AND fans. Tee hee. Click pic.

Worst Cover Of "Iron Man" EVER

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It's Sunday. And This Is The Worst Worship EVER

I officially hate worship. Period.

I would swear that was Jack Black with an asshole haircut.




And just for reference:

"spin me 'round"


"join hands"


Almost as unbearable as a squirrel melt. (I KNOW you don't want to click on that link. But you will anyway, won't you?)

HORRIBLE: Mario Theme Played In Wii Music

This made me say "WOW" but only because it's amazing how horribly this was performed in front of so many people.

Black Stealth 3-Channel R/C Helicopter, Will Make You A Kid Again

Unlike most other small toy helicopters, which always fly forward and have ultra-sensitive controls, the Stealth features dual counter-rotating blades, three channels of directional control — up and down, left and right, and backwards and forwards — and solid controls to make sure you stay right on target. Save $5 with coupon code 8EBB. Click pic.

Guitar Praise: The Guitar Hero For Little Baby Jebus

So some Jebus freak decided to ruin of the only sacred things in this universe and turn Guitar Hero into Bible Hero. Luckly, nobody wants to market this piece of shit, so it's available for pc and Mac. Ha. Mac. Phooey on youey. Click pic for more.