Ugly Puppet + Bad Puppeteering + Lame Song + Crap Voice = THIS

I present to you the Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show.

It's Jesus' Birthday, And Santa's Bringing The Booze

This year, don't send people the same ol' crappy Xmas cards...send them this one. If there's anybody out there that can party like it's the end of the world, it's Jebus! This 5" x 7" card ($3.50) features an original illustration by Mike Berndt of Earmark. It is printed on a heavyweight green paper, and paired with a festive red envelope. Click pic.

Ghostbusters Vs. Jesus

Jesus Says

Some Eddie Izzard For You: Dinosaurs And Jesus

It's Sunday. And This Is The Worst Worship EVER

I officially hate worship. Period.

I would swear that was Jack Black with an asshole haircut.




And just for reference:

"spin me 'round"


"join hands"


Almost as unbearable as a squirrel melt. (I KNOW you don't want to click on that link. But you will anyway, won't you?)

Guitar Praise: The Guitar Hero For Little Baby Jebus

So some Jebus freak decided to ruin of the only sacred things in this universe and turn Guitar Hero into Bible Hero. Luckly, nobody wants to market this piece of shit, so it's available for pc and Mac. Ha. Mac. Phooey on youey. Click pic for more.

This Clip Is Religulous

I can't wait to see how this movie turns out, but here's a clip of Bill Maher arguing with Arkansas Senator Mark Pryor over evolution.

Scientology Is A "Crime Syndicate," Says Former Member Suing Church And Tom Cruise For $250 Million

Someone's going to end up dead. Click pic.

Church Of Scientology Banned From Shopping Centre For Giving Kids Free Stress Tests

Can those kooky guys get ANYTHING right??? Click pic.

Idiot Born-again Christian Who Left Korn To Pursue His Faith Now Realizes That There Are Bills To Pay

Brian "Head" Welch (formerly of formerly-cool band Korn) returns with a solo album titled "Save Me From Myself" which we thought Jesus took care of, but I guess not. Click pic.

Religion + Bill Maher = Religulous

Bill Maher has an interesting little documentary coming out. And it's about religion! HA! Wait. Wait. Religion isn't funny. Or is it? SURE IS!!! Click pic for the trailer.

Someone's Going To Hell For That

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Jesus Helps Man Solve Energy Crisis By Running His Car On Water At 100 Miles To the OUNCE

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Jesus Is Your Invisible Teammate, That Makes You a Cheater

These are Jesus Inspirational Sports Statues for kids. They cost $25 a piece and I just ordered the whole set.

Handpainted resin statues on a solid wood base are the perfect gift for every young Catholic athlete. These statues portray Jesus actively participating with boys and girls in a variety of sports. A wonderful way to reinforce Jesus "as friend" in everyday activities. Sizes vary from 4 3/4 to 6 1/2 inches.

"Many customers have requested these Jesus Sport Statues depicting children other than Caucasian and playing other sports; we have expressed these requests to manufacturers and importers. When and if other statues are available, we'll carry them."


Hmmm...interesting. Well I know exactly what you're thinking, and you're right, they forgot to make a "Jesus and little boy playing Halo online" model. Hopefully that's one they're working on. Now you know how much I hate to get all religious, so I'll just say this...Jesus was on my swim team in grade school and I think he may have cheated. For one, all he ever did was run on water...which is not technically swimming. And secondly, it was the 10-12 age bracket and he was like, 30 and had a beard.

Click pic to jump to a page with a link to the buy page after the jump.

A Solo Duet By a Crazy, Fat, Mulleted Christian Guy

Wait for it, waaait for iiiiiit.

Join ANONYMOUS In the Peaceful Protest Against Scientology On June 14th

A few months ago I posted a video or two by a group called "Anonymous" which had aims to destroy the Church of Scientology and told them to "be very wary of the 10th of February." Apparently they've been having protests. So, good for them. Here's a video about what's gone on recently and you can see the other videos HERE and HERE.

Einstein: The Bible...Pretty Childish

"The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weaknesses, the Bible a collection of honourable but still primitive legends which are nevertheless pretty childish."

Oh crap. Click pic.

Floor Collapses At Christian Rock Show

The floor collapsing at a Christian rock concert might make some wonder if rock 'n' roll really is the devil's music. Or maybe God just hates shitty music like the rest of us. Click pic.

Interesting: Opening the Closed Mind Of Jehovah's Witnesses

I've always questioned the religion of Witnesses but never have a I read anything so interesting about it. After the jump, you'll find questions that can leave a Witness dumbfounded and at the very least tripping over their own words as they contradict themselves time and time again.



For instance:

Does a person have to be part of the Watchtower organization to be saved?
("Yes" answer cannot be supported by Scripture (Mark 9:37-41). "No" answer contradicts the Watchtower. GB 52, 53, 163, 164)

Can the Bible be interpreted correctly only by the Watchtower?
(Acts 17:11; 1 John 2:26,27 "Yes" answer contradicts Scripture, "No" answer contradicts Watchtower GB 166, 167, 171)

Pretty interesting considering they follow the bible pretty closely.

Note: this is no way an attack on the religion, or any. I am not a part of any organized religion and am interested in how many different religions work, and I find that to have one simple being to believe in, things are awfully complicated, and difficult to understand.

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