Gumball Machine Sells Ideas For 50 Cents

This is a picture of a gumball machine Sarah Lustberg spotted in the East Village, NYC. It dispenses ideas for 50¢ a piece.


Now, I can't imagine what kind of ideas these could be. Business ideas? Murder ideas? Reality TV show ideas? And why the hell didn't Sarah buy one. Just one. WTF. Now I have to go to god damn NYC for this damn thing? Fine. Jerks.

When I get there, the first idea I buy is probably going to say "Go to NYC and buy a fucking idea."

Val Kilmer On Late Friend Heath Ledger

"'Hey, you're drinking water,' and I'm like, 'Yeah, you're drinking water too,' and he was excited about drinking water." Yup. Click pic.

I Think I'm In Love

Really...who WOULDN'T want to date Trenita??? The last thing she says is what reeled me in.

40 Things Every Drunkard Should Do Before He Dies

I've done 11 of these things. Click pic.

Amy Crackhouse Is F*cking Ridiculous

I heard a rumor one time that Amy Winehouse wears a wig, but in all the pictures of her, her hair looks so healthy and natural. It's one of life's great mysteries, and sometimes I wonder if we'll ever know for sure.

Spelling Bee: "Numbnut???"

Long Night? Let Alka-Seltzer Help You. Wait...What?

Live through the next morning with a little help form Alka-Seltzer Wake-Up Call ($5).


These effervescent tablets have ingredients that will relieve the headache and fatigue that comes with the average hangover after a long night out. This might come in handy since da ladies can't keep up with my booze-houndery. So the next day I can roll over and them a couple of these with a glass of water. Which is totally perfect, 'cause it's for children 12 and older.

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Ingenius: The Re-sealable Can

Sometimes an invention comes along that is so simple, awesome, and bound to change the world of canned drinking so drastically that you just have to stop and ponder, "Why didn't I think of that?" Well this isn't one of those, but it is can related. Introducing the Resealable Can by Ukranian inventor Johan De Broyer!


"You pop the top as usual with this design, and then when you want to re-seal it, you turn the pop top tab and it completely closes up the can again, good as new."

Now I know what you're thinking, "I'm a big boy/girl, I can drink a whole can of beer/soda, so why would I ever need to reseal one?" You know why???


Click awesome invention pic for more.

The Hot Sauce Of the Month Club

If you love trying new hot sauces, take the guesswork out of your tests with the Hot Sauce of the Month Club ($17/mo.; $205/yr.).


Great for yourself or as a gift, each month's sauce is hand-selected from a group of award-winning hot sauces by a panel of taste-testing pros. In addition, club members receive special discounts when re-ordering any of the monthly selections, letting you grab an extra bottle (or five) of your favorites. You might also want to order some of the ice-stick makers in the pic below. No, not for your water bottles...




Click pepper pic for more on the Hot Sauce Club.