What Police Learn From Running a Background Check On You

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Cats Are Great In Zero Gravity

The Health Pros and Cons of Drinking

Yes it CAN be good for you. Kinda. Click pic for article.

The Best Cheatsheet I've Ever Seen

Cheat At School Professionally - The funniest movie is here. Find it

Jerry Bruckheimer Confirms Prince of Persia Movie

I'm a big fan of the new Prince of Persia games and to see that awesomeness on the big screen makes me tremble<=>elbmert em sekam neercs gib eht no<=>on the big screen makes me tremble. Click pic for more.

Warning: Ceiling Fan is Lower Than You Think

It may not have been the fan. Perhaps it was him singing the Power Rangers theme.

I Wrote All the Right Things For You

"Novel" by Tim Williams

This is a FANTASTIC video. Great song too. The video kinda reminds me of Smashing Pumpkins' "Tonight, Tonight."

She is Everything to Me

"Vermilion Pt.2" by Slipknot

This song was always "eh" to me but this video makes it so much more. A little creepy in parts, but still worth a view. Enjoy.

Jihad: Where Everybody Knows Your Name

24 Season 6 Out Today!

My day is going to be okay. "Kiefer!!" "X!!" "Kiefer!!" "X!!" "Kiefer!!!!" "X!!!!"

Some Dogs Just Need to Express Themselves

Mr. Belvedere Fun Kit

Peter Reacts to Meg's Date

Peter connects all kinds of bullshit in reaction to Meg's date. Click pic.

Reporters Expose Airport Security Lapses By Blowing Up Plane

Reporters Expose Airport Security Lapses By Blowing Up Plane

The New Apple iRack

AppleIrag - The funniest bloopers are right here

If Everyone Were Magicians

I don't know the hell JC Penney thinks they are, but they made this great commercial. My favorite is the phonebooth.

Mya is Stupid/Hilarious

This girl Mya does some shit for some radio staion and they've told her to guess what's in her mouth and in her hands. Her reactions are awesome. LOLZ!!1! Click pic.

How to Tie a Tie In Ten Seconds

Fastest Way To Tie A Tie - A New Genus Record - video powered by Metacafe

Mr. Garrison Tells You to Have a "Merry F*cking Christmas"

Probably the best X-mas carol out there. Click pic.

The 50 Best Rock Songs Over Seven Minutes Long

Yes...someone actually made a list. Click pic.

Ali G's Christmas Confusion

X-mas List '07 Update

Aquapict LED Jellyfish Aquarium by Banpresto - This looks absolutely amazing. The jellyfish are actually a highly-realistic silicone. I would like to relax with these and they change color. Granted they don't do much, but it's still pretty sweet. If I were drunk enough I'd probably open this up and spread one on a cracker. Click pic for more.




Paper Shredder Scissors - I don't own a paper shredder so when I get rid of the paper trail I use scissors. And now...there's this! I'm gonna cut shut up all over town! Watch your estupid eskinny ties! Click pic for more.


The Runaway Alarm Clock - ...will piss you off. This is a pretty cool idea, but I don't think I'd put up with it for very long. IF you hit the snooze button it says "Peace!" and rolls off your nightstand and doesn't shut up until your goofy ass gets up to turn it off. So there's a pretty good chance you'll slam face first into something you don't want to slam face first into. Click pic for more.

U.S. Patent 6,681,419: Urinal Headrest

U.S. Patent 6,681,419 describes a headrest to be installed above urinals so when you're pass-out drunk you can still piss without falling over. It's ridiculous. And judging from the picture it's just the thing for people with only one arm and no legs beneath their knees. Now if you can't even stand up straight long enough to take a piss I question why you're still at the bar. Click pic for more.

Definite Need For Speed

You're F*cking Kidding Me, Right?

I don't even know what to say about this. I don't know whether to laugh, call bullshit, or get pissed off about the fact that this is a real movie. See for yourself.