Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Get Ready To Get Donkey Konged To Death

Add to your retro gaming collection with this Atari 2600 Package ($120). It includes an original, simulated wood grain 2600 console, 20 games including Asteroids, Donkey Kong, the infamous E.T., and Missile Command, two joysticks and two paddle controllers, a power supply, installation instructions and all the necessary hook-ups. Funny, 'cause something tells me if you're looking to purchase this for yourself, "hook-ups" probably isn't in your vocabulary. Wow! That's the second time I've used "hook-ups" in 5 years ;,( Click pic.



Sunday, December 7, 2008

Weekend Mixtape!!! 12/5/2008

YAY! Friday's here. You people are probably starting all your Xmas shopping and going to all your Xmas parties and stuff. Be safe doing all that. This week: James Morrison, Pela, Wilco, Maximo Park, Cut/Copy, Presets and more. Enjoy your weekend everyone!


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Jizz In My Pants



The Meaninglessness Of Life As Interpreted Through 8-Bit Video Games



Student/Teacher Sex: Paul D. Roberts

He: 42. She: 18. Click pic for more.



Dumbass Wins $3,000 For The Dumbest Joke You'll Probably Ever Read

Ron Mlodzik sent Reader's Digest a shitty joke. And now his family hates him more than when he used to tell the damn joke. Click pic to see it.



This Mouse May Grow Up To Be Smarter Than You



This Is Why Nintendo Never Caught On In Austrailia



Saturday, December 6, 2008

Wanna Know How Many Calories You Consumed During That Night Of Drinking?

Here's a calorie counter that shows you the food equivalent of what you drank last night. And what's an onion bhaji? Click pic to try it out.



Someone's A Little Upset



Friday, December 5, 2008

Everyone Could Use This Right About Now

Some people are notoriously bad at wrapping gifts. Help them evolve this year with the OpenX Precision Wrapping Paper Slitter ($6).



This handy dandy tool, with its scissor-beating gliding action, makes you look so good that you'll get accusations of taking advantage of the donation-only Girl Scout wrapping kiosk at the mall. And probably of the actual girl scouts. but I'll try not to repeat last year's mistakes. Click pic for more.

Student/Teacher Sex: Lisa Glide

She: 35. He: 17. Click pic.



Thursday, December 4, 2008

What A Corona Commercial SHOULD Look Like


Corona Commercial Spoof - Watch more Free Videos

Ladies And Gentlemen: The Flying Snake



Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental And Storage

"You got an elephant...I got space!"



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Aria Giovanni And Grilled Cheese

Back in the day I used to have a real exploded boner for Aria Giovanni. But then I got over it. As of today, I still love grilled cheese sammiches. So. Someone decided to put the two together. So what the hell. Here's Bachelor Cooking 101 with Aria Giovanni. OM NOM NOM NOM.



This Holiday Season, Help Stop Carlos Mencia

All I really have to say is, I hate Carlos "Ned" Mencia's fucking guts. I love people that hate his guts too. That is all.



Wednesday, December 3, 2008

I'm Assuming You Love Me And You Know What That Means

This song certainly doesn't end where it started.

"Muzzle of Bees" By Wilco



Looking For Something Special

For those of you don't are not yet aware that I have pictures and link to the right of this page, I do. Also, there's one of a guy holding a magnifying glass. If you STILL don't see it, here...

You know what that is? That's a link to my podcast. Podcast? Yes, podcast. We're only 2 episodes in, and not yet having it streamed. BUT, you CAN download it and have a nice listen.

Click here for episode 2 entitled "First Dates, Bars & Tea Parties."

It currently features myself and Jerry B. Romero of a fame that I can't think of right now. What's it about? We're trying to find out too.

Anyway, thanks a bunch for visiting Nothing For X!

X

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Tired Of Your Same Ol' Keys? Get The Key Of Rock



Whether you need a spare copy of an important key or are just tired of having the sorting through a bunch of similar keys to find the one you need, the Key of Rock (£15, ~$23) is here to help. This guitar-shaped blank comes ready for you to take to the key cutter, instantly jazzing up your keyring and making whatever key you choose to copy easier to find. Click pic for more.

Ice Is Bad For Your Car



Kid Swinging



The Most Awesome Way For A Cat To Sleep

See more funny videos at Funny or Die


The Baby Shower: "I Just Thought She'd Gotten REALLY Fat"

Baby Shower