If You Want A Sandwich, Here's A Top Ten To Help You Decide

Sadly, I don't think I've ever eaten sammiches that look this good. Then I'd be more sammich-prone. And this has only increased my craving for #5. Click pic.

"Dr. Dre's Album 'The Chronic'...Condensed

This is EPIC.

Happy Talk Like Jack Bauer Day!

Yes, today, Janurary 14th is when you say "DAMMIT!" all day long and tell everyone that "you can't talk right now" and that "you'll explain in the car." So do it! Before there isn't ANY MORE TIME!!! Click pic. Also, if you're on Twitter and enjoy Jack Bauer facts, I suggest you start following JackFacts24.





Here's the explanation behind "DAMMIT!"




And just because...here's this.




Aaaaaaand THIS!

Hloy Carp! The Best Magic Trick You'll See All Week

I present to you, Kevin James (no, not that one) sawing a man in half.


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You're A F*cking Dog

This Is Why You Make Sure Your Car Is In PARK When You're Not In It

The Top 10 Most Unfunny Comedians Of All Time

Ah, one of the most accurate lists on the internet. Please, click pic.

You Go, Girrrrrrrrlll!

Don't fuck with Sharon Osbourne. For this, I wanna give her a nipple bite and a high-five.

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The Best Book Review For "The Secret" EVER

Click pic. That is all.

Yes! Theremin Hero

A theremin...aww hell. Just look it up.

Who Wants IHOP...Or Drugs? Whoa. Trippy Man.

More DJs Should Do This

Piano Cat

The Assumption Song

Well Would You Look At That!

Jennifer Love Hewitt AND Katy Perry are both single. Not that that really means anything to me. Click pics for more.

Apple Introduces New "Scroll-Wheel" Keyboardless Laptop

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

Now THIS Is How To Celebrate New Year's

I've never heard of Robbie Maddison before but I imagine I'll start to hear more about him. Check out these sah-wEEt jumps.

This Bug Is Equipped To Get The Hell Away From Your Finger

When You Skate Without A Shirt, You Get What's Coming To You

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Was Your New Year's Like This?

Drunk Russian Bums FAIL

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For Whatever Reason, Here's All The Facts You Might Want To Know About Poop

Click pic for more.

Little Jean-Claude Van Damme Is Tough

Ladies And Jellyspoons, Dan Akroyd Has Webbed Toes. Wait, WTF?

What Not To Do With A Forklift

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How To Poop

At first, you're be like "AWW." And then you'll be like, "uhh." And then you'll go, "WTF?"