Monday, December 31, 2007
Wine Aged in Seconds
A machine has been created to age wine in a matter or seconds. Click pic for video and really, really bad voice acting.
Would You Rather Have $80 Now, or $100 Later?
Well guess what. If you picked the $80, you're impulsive. (Not that actually needing money has anything to do with it, cause that would be stupid.) Oh, and apparently, you're also an alcoholic. Click pic for story.
If You Go Around Stealing X-mas Decorations Off of People's Lawns...
...try not to think yourself too clever if you hide all of them on your own front yard. Click pic.
Sunday, December 30, 2007
Saturday, December 29, 2007
Here's What I Think About Your Noise
Things have changed quite a bit in rock music in the last two decades. And although we're in the digital age of music, the quality of it is worse. Music is actually "too loud" and MP3s ruin the quality through compression. Because of that, we don't hear music the way the artists actually want us to hear it. CDs sound better, but nobody's buying them.
Here's a few examples:
This is a soundwave from Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit showing the dynamics of the verse and chorus.
And here's one from The Arctic Monkeys' I Bet You Look Good On the Dancefloor showing you what it's like to give you a headache by cranking everything up and keeping it there through the duration of the song.
"The Loudness War"
Maybe we should stop listening to all our stuff on MP3s and go back to CDs. Just a thought.
Here's a few examples:
This is a soundwave from Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit showing the dynamics of the verse and chorus.
And here's one from The Arctic Monkeys' I Bet You Look Good On the Dancefloor showing you what it's like to give you a headache by cranking everything up and keeping it there through the duration of the song.
"The Loudness War"
Maybe we should stop listening to all our stuff on MP3s and go back to CDs. Just a thought.
Girl Wins Tix for Hannah Montana With Essay About Dad Who Died In Iraq
Problem is. It's not true. Click pic.
The Most Awesome Queens of the Stone Age Has Ever Been
For one reason, and one reason only. Wait for it.
Paper-Like Battery Can Be Rolled Like Paper
Cypress Hill reportedly interested in the technology/wants stocks. Click pic.
Friday, December 28, 2007
Who's Your Friend? ME M*THA F*CKA!!!
Donald Applecore (1952)
Oh, and if you wanna know what the hell I'm talking about in the headline and what's going on in this cartoon, click HERE.
Thanks for the reminder, KT
Oh, and if you wanna know what the hell I'm talking about in the headline and what's going on in this cartoon, click HERE.
Thanks for the reminder, KT
Ladies and Jellyspoons: The Russian Cloverfield Trailer...
...with added AWESOME footage.
This HERE is the new TV spot for the movie which is not as impressive.
This is "Slusho." It has SOMETHING to do with this movie...what the fuck...I don't know.
And here is a "not so awesome" slow motion shot of the monster.
See you at the movies.
This HERE is the new TV spot for the movie which is not as impressive.
This is "Slusho." It has SOMETHING to do with this movie...what the fuck...I don't know.
And here is a "not so awesome" slow motion shot of the monster.
See you at the movies.
Chuck Norris Fact: He's a F*cking Assh*le
So a couple guys decided to make a Chuck Norris facts book, The Truth About Chuck Norris, and now they're getting sued. By Chuck Norris.
"On Friday, Norris sued Penguin Group Inc. and the book's creator, Ian Spector, saying his good image is being spoiled by a book that depicts him as callous and unlawful and which he says includes false "facts" that are sometimes racist and lewd." [AP]
WTF? He seemed to be perfectly okay with said "facts" about a year ago or so on TV.
Fucking jerk. That's okay. He's no Jack Bauer. And that's all that matters to me. Even Conan O'Brien is more of a hero to me. Hmm. In F A C T...
Booyaka!!!
Here's another Chuck Norris fact: Everytime Chuck Norris visits Nothing For X, Jack Bauer and I send him a shit cake. Yes. A cake made of mine and Jack's feces. THAT's where Chuck gets his almost awesomeness from.
"On Friday, Norris sued Penguin Group Inc. and the book's creator, Ian Spector, saying his good image is being spoiled by a book that depicts him as callous and unlawful and which he says includes false "facts" that are sometimes racist and lewd." [AP]
WTF? He seemed to be perfectly okay with said "facts" about a year ago or so on TV.
Fucking jerk. That's okay. He's no Jack Bauer. And that's all that matters to me. Even Conan O'Brien is more of a hero to me. Hmm. In F A C T...
Booyaka!!!
Here's another Chuck Norris fact: Everytime Chuck Norris visits Nothing For X, Jack Bauer and I send him a shit cake. Yes. A cake made of mine and Jack's feces. THAT's where Chuck gets his almost awesomeness from.
The Most Awesome Watch You've Never Seen
The OLED TIWE (like TIME, but with the M upside down!) watch by industrial designer Lv Zhogfang is a neat concept. It normally displays a bunch of little white balls ("stars") randomly floating around the face. But when you give it a shake or tap on the glass, PRESTO! -- the balls come together to show the time! While still in the early stages of development, it doesn't seem like it would be that difficult to manufacture. And if they're not too expensive I'd get one. It's definitely a step up from the "shake activated" watch I have now. When you shake mine, the minute and hour hands come off and float around inside. It would be cool if that was supposed to happen, but it's not. Stupid Folex. Click pic for 4 pages of pics and info.
Artist Bot
Just when you thought there weren't quite enough people in the world that could draw faces, along comes a robot that can sketch a workmanlike likeness of someone in it's field of vision. I'd LOVE to have one of these of myself. Not because it's good, but so I can say that I can draw better than a robot. But chances are I'd probably just flip the robot off...and I'm pretty sure he can draw a good middle finger.
How to Dance Like an Asshole. Proper.
Click pic to see the sweetest dances moves this side of the Sun!
Thursday, December 27, 2007
And I'm Gone, Through the Crack In the Past
"Dead Man Walking" by David Bowie
Here's a '97 Late Night performance by legend David Bowie from his album Earthling
Here's a '97 Late Night performance by legend David Bowie from his album Earthling
I Guess We'll See the Patriots Go Against the Giants After All
The NFL quit being assholes yesterday and are going to allow everyone to see the possible history-making game. Click pic for more.
Wednesday, December 26, 2007
R. Kelly is at It Again
"Real Talk" by R. Kelly
I love how this asshole turns nothing into a whole lotta bullshit. Lol.
I love how this asshole turns nothing into a whole lotta bullshit. Lol.
Britney F*cktard Spears Tops Celebrity "Naughty List"
In related news: snow is white, fire burns, and Saturn is still really fucking far away. Click pic.
In other news...Britney Spears to Jamie Lynn: "I'mma get y'all a shirt you gon luuuuv!" Click pic for ridiculousness.
In other news...Britney Spears to Jamie Lynn: "I'mma get y'all a shirt you gon luuuuv!" Click pic for ridiculousness.
The Most Awesome 3D Projection You've Ever Seen
The Musion high definition projector system "uses unique HD video projection, producing three dimensional moving images within a stage setting." It looks like it involves some sort of strange glass pyramid. The videos are from Toyota promoting their Auris vehicle at a shopping center in Europe. I don't know what dead people have to do with selling cars, but it's still too fucking awesome to pass up. I can't wait 'til e-mails come like this.
Doctor Stops Helping Patients to Beat Her Own Cancer
Cancer researcher beats her pancreatic cancer, using a treatment method she made up as she went along. Still no cure for ca...damn it, these people are ruining my clichés. Click pic for story.
I Am a Very Stylish Girl
"Une Very Stylish Fille" by Dimitri From Paris
An oldie but still a goodie.
Dedicated to KT for the memories.
An oldie but still a goodie.
Dedicated to KT for the memories.
Trent Reznor, Looking Older, Using Secret Websites and Coded Messages
Click pic for all the intersting stuff I'm probably going to spend the evening immersing myself in. Click pic.
Hancock
I'm not the biggest Will Smith fan, but his upcoming superhero movie looks like it might be worth a gander. I'm surprised this hasn't already been done.
Hancock - Celebrity bloopers here
Hancock - Celebrity bloopers here
The Most Ridiculous/Awesome Burger King Commercial. Ever.
My favorite part is when they put the burger together.
Monday, December 24, 2007
"Merry Christmas!"
It's that (not so) wonderful time of year again where we all get close for one day and get drunk and eat. For those of you that won't be around your loved ones this year, you're probably going to send out a nice little "Merry X-mas" text. If you celebrate X-mas and you have a cell phone, please pay attention to the following.
Every year for about, oh I don't know, four/five years I've been receiving those holiday text messages. The simple "Happy Thanksgiving" and "Merry Christmas" ones. And that's it. Even from important people in my life (i.e. friends, loved ones, bosses). Co-workers, well, they're just being co-workers. So a simple text like that is fine. It's not like they REALLY know who you are anyway. Don't get me wrong. Even receiving a simple text says enough. I know a lot of people on my contact list that won't be sending me/receiving one from me. So acknowledging someone is nice. But still, isn't personal.
So how about this? This year, send a personal message if you choose to send any. Don't just send "Merry Christmas!" to 30 people on your contact list. Even just adding that person's name makes it personal. Like you actually took the time to specifically send it to them. Maybe throw in a pet name. Maybe throw in their boyfriend/girlfriend's name, kid's name. Anything. Or actually take a few minutes to come up with a nice "Hallmark" type thing to send to someone. I've got my plan of action this year. Drafts.
So as a personal message to all of you out there reading this: If you're still coming back to this site, I must be doing something right. : ) And it's about time. We're nearing the end of the year, and nearing an entire year of Nothing For X. And I wouldn't have kept it up this long had it not been for your comments and e-mails. Thank you all, and I hope you have a good time with your families. Maybe you can spread the love and show some of this stuff off to friends and family when you're all drunk and bored. Right before you get into a discussion about who would kick who's ass in a fight: Santa or Jesus. Merry Christmas ~ X
Every year for about, oh I don't know, four/five years I've been receiving those holiday text messages. The simple "Happy Thanksgiving" and "Merry Christmas" ones. And that's it. Even from important people in my life (i.e. friends, loved ones, bosses). Co-workers, well, they're just being co-workers. So a simple text like that is fine. It's not like they REALLY know who you are anyway. Don't get me wrong. Even receiving a simple text says enough. I know a lot of people on my contact list that won't be sending me/receiving one from me. So acknowledging someone is nice. But still, isn't personal.
So how about this? This year, send a personal message if you choose to send any. Don't just send "Merry Christmas!" to 30 people on your contact list. Even just adding that person's name makes it personal. Like you actually took the time to specifically send it to them. Maybe throw in a pet name. Maybe throw in their boyfriend/girlfriend's name, kid's name. Anything. Or actually take a few minutes to come up with a nice "Hallmark" type thing to send to someone. I've got my plan of action this year. Drafts.
So as a personal message to all of you out there reading this: If you're still coming back to this site, I must be doing something right. : ) And it's about time. We're nearing the end of the year, and nearing an entire year of Nothing For X. And I wouldn't have kept it up this long had it not been for your comments and e-mails. Thank you all, and I hope you have a good time with your families. Maybe you can spread the love and show some of this stuff off to friends and family when you're all drunk and bored. Right before you get into a discussion about who would kick who's ass in a fight: Santa or Jesus. Merry Christmas ~ X
Google Maps and NORAD Spend Money to Track Down Santa's Every Move This Year
Click pic for the update of where the fat bastard is.
This Sh*t is INSANE
A new submarine has been used to capture this awesome footage of these newly discovered deep sea creatures. If you start watching this, you HAVE to see the whole thing. The is other-worldly.
Zack Braff to Poison TV
Braff is going to shoot a pilot for a dramedy on FOX. Good news if you're into The Fray. Bad news for the rest of us. Click pic.
Sunday, December 23, 2007
I've Never Done Good Things, I've Never Done Bad Things
"Ashes to Ashes" by David Bowie
It's been years since I've seen this but I remember every frame. A personal DB favorite.
It's been years since I've seen this but I remember every frame. A personal DB favorite.
12 Days of Christmas
"12 Days of Christmas" by Bob and Doug McKenzie (Yeah the dipshits from that movie that no one should've seen, "Strange Brew." Bonus: totally unrelated video. My favorite line: "...and a beer."
Cannabis Smoke "Has More Toxins" Than Tobacco
I've been trying to tell potheads for years that this shit is worse than smoking cigarettes, but NOOOOOOOOOOO. "It's from the earth." "Has anyone ever died from weed?" "Do you know anyone addicted to weed?" Yes it is, no, and no you fucktard. Now read this you fucking bitchface. Click pic.
The 25 Worst Movie Sequels Ever
I can honestly say, this is one of the best "worst" lists ever. Click pic.
Norwegian Girls Are Stupid
Why anyone would actually agree to get punched is beyond me. Why you'd want to ruin your possible sexy face by getting it punched is also beyond me. Why you'd punch a girl that says it's okay to punch her in the face...well, I'd probably do it 'cause she'd deserve it.
Hot Blonde Agrees To Get Punched - Watch more free videos
Hot Blonde Agrees To Get Punched - Watch more free videos
Saturday, December 22, 2007
Dax Flame!: A Christmas Carols DEAD
I'm still in complete AWE.
This one also dedicated to Rachel. I can already hear her cracking the fuck up.
This one also dedicated to Rachel. I can already hear her cracking the fuck up.
Oh, Holy Crap
I don't know who sang this, but I'm sure he was retarded. I found this last year, and now, I can finally expose it to all of you. If you know me, you've already heard it. But here's a little video I put together for X-mas. The video is just a picture for a while to get you into the X-mas spirit...then, I start not giving a fuck about what you're watching and throw all kinds of shit in there. Enjoy the amazing feat that is, "Oh, Holy Crap."
X-mas List '07 Update
Pac-man Hoodie - Ugly as fuck, cool as all hell. Click pic for more.
Automatic Beer Bottle Opener - I don't know how much this shit costs but find the person that made it and get for me. Click pic for the demonstration.
The Colossal Caramel Apple - $17" in diameter? Bullshit. Click pic for more.
Automatic Beer Bottle Opener - I don't know how much this shit costs but find the person that made it and get for me. Click pic for the demonstration.
The Colossal Caramel Apple - $17" in diameter? Bullshit. Click pic for more.
Awesome: Living Colour + Uncomfortable White People
"Cult of Personality" by Living Colour, live on Arsenio Hall
Thursday, December 20, 2007
Ashlee Simpson Thinks She's Awesome, But She's Totally Not
that Ashlee Simpson is pissed today because Jamie Lynn Spears stole the spotlight from her yesterday with this whole preggers thing. Are you fucking kidding me?
After spending the last year working on a new album, Ashlee’s debut video was set to release to big fanfare. Unfortunately, the spotlight just wasn’t meant to be for Simpson, thanks to the news that Jamie Lynn Spears is with child.
“Ashlee can’t believe this happened. She’s so disappointed,” said a source.
“Her sister, Jessica, grew up in the shadow of Britney; it took years for Jess separate herself from her. How ironic that Ashlee’s big day ends up spent in the shadow of Britney’s little sister.”
“Joe Simpson doesn’t do anything by chance. This date (for the video release) was picked clearly; he expected it to be the talk of the town,” said the source. “Jamie Lynn didn’t just steal the spotlight; she sucked the oxygen out of the week. This week it’s all about her.”
No assholes. It's not. So I've checked out the video. What a Gwen Stefani rip-off. The song is really catchy though, but super-sucks 'cause of that "aye, ya, ya, ya, ya" part. And the video is horrible, but I can't stop watching it. What's my problem? Either way, this boring little girl needs to shut up. That's all. She can hang out. Maybe even make me a drink. But she just needs to keep quiet. The straight jacket wouldn't be a bad touch. Here's the video. And good luck to you lil' Simpson.
After spending the last year working on a new album, Ashlee’s debut video was set to release to big fanfare. Unfortunately, the spotlight just wasn’t meant to be for Simpson, thanks to the news that Jamie Lynn Spears is with child.
“Ashlee can’t believe this happened. She’s so disappointed,” said a source.
“Her sister, Jessica, grew up in the shadow of Britney; it took years for Jess separate herself from her. How ironic that Ashlee’s big day ends up spent in the shadow of Britney’s little sister.”
“Joe Simpson doesn’t do anything by chance. This date (for the video release) was picked clearly; he expected it to be the talk of the town,” said the source. “Jamie Lynn didn’t just steal the spotlight; she sucked the oxygen out of the week. This week it’s all about her.”
No assholes. It's not. So I've checked out the video. What a Gwen Stefani rip-off. The song is really catchy though, but super-sucks 'cause of that "aye, ya, ya, ya, ya" part. And the video is horrible, but I can't stop watching it. What's my problem? Either way, this boring little girl needs to shut up. That's all. She can hang out. Maybe even make me a drink. But she just needs to keep quiet. The straight jacket wouldn't be a bad touch. Here's the video. And good luck to you lil' Simpson.
Wednesday, December 19, 2007
X-mas List '07 Update
The Liquor Lock - Tired of peeps getting into your booze? Try the Liqour Lock. That way, they'll just down all your shitty beer instead. Click pic for more info.
Dax Flame!: My Real Name is Not Bernice Juach
"Sipi sipi cha cha!"
This one is dedicated to Rachel 'cause it's SO ridiculous.
This one is dedicated to Rachel 'cause it's SO ridiculous.
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
A Few Useless Facts
I don't know who's idea it was to put such shitty music behind all this but yeah. Check it out.
Did You Know: Stupid Facts - Watch more free videos
Did You Know: Stupid Facts - Watch more free videos
Rock the Reebok Voltrons!
Reebok has released the Voltrons which come with a special limited edition action figure. Wanna build the whole Voltron??? Buy all the shoes! Click pic for more.
Monday, December 17, 2007
Strong Bad Goes Mini Golfing
If you're not a fan, you may not fully understand this, but that's your problem. Click pic.
X-mas List '07 Update
The Cube Jigger - Screw just two liquid measurements! How About SIX! Click pic for more.
Sunday, December 16, 2007
Ladies and Gentlemen: The First Six Minutes of The Dark Knight
Sadly, the loser that recorded this decided NOT to film the lower quarter of the screen. But hey, it still works.
10 Awesome Videos From 2007
I've posted a few of these throughout the year and have recently come across others. In my opinion, some major creativity has gone into these works of art and unfortunately, some of you have never seen or heard of them. Enjoy.
"What's a Girl to Do?" by Bat For Lashes - Very creepy but still solid.
"One More Time" / "Aerodynamic" by Daft Punk - Nothing has made me regret seeing a band that I enjoy live than this. What a fucking party.
This one goes out to Jerry by the way.
"Det Snurrar I Min Skalle" by Familjen
"1 2 3 4" by Feist - Good from the start...lucky for her iTunes picked up on the genius this video is.
"Heaven" by Health (Fan Video)
"Our Hell" by Emily Hayes & the Soft Skeleton
"Don't You Evah"
"Be Good or Be Gone" by Fionn Regan
"Work It Out" by Rjd2
"Moan" by Trentemoller
"What's a Girl to Do?" by Bat For Lashes - Very creepy but still solid.
"One More Time" / "Aerodynamic" by Daft Punk - Nothing has made me regret seeing a band that I enjoy live than this. What a fucking party.
This one goes out to Jerry by the way.
"Det Snurrar I Min Skalle" by Familjen
"1 2 3 4" by Feist - Good from the start...lucky for her iTunes picked up on the genius this video is.
"Heaven" by Health (Fan Video)
"Our Hell" by Emily Hayes & the Soft Skeleton
"Don't You Evah"
"Be Good or Be Gone" by Fionn Regan
"Work It Out" by Rjd2
"Moan" by Trentemoller
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Friday, December 14, 2007
Car Wash Flip-Out
According to police reports, this guy lost his glasses and flipped out. WTF that's all about is beyond me.
Old Man Goes Nuts In Car Wash - Watch more free videos
Old Man Goes Nuts In Car Wash - Watch more free videos
Shut the Doors
Let's say you're in an ambulance. You want to be transported safely, right? Me too, but I was just checking.
Worst Ambulance Ride Ever - Watch more free videos
Worst Ambulance Ride Ever - Watch more free videos
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Kid Vs. Wall
It's a fact. Little kids are always drunk and made of rubber.
Little Kid Vs Wall - Watch more free videos
Little Kid Vs Wall - Watch more free videos
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