Learn How To Not Die

Springing from the legendary scouting, tracking, and wilderness survival skills of Apache warriors, OnPoint Tactical Survival School teaches training for modern-day professionals and civilians who want to learn the kinds of advanced outdoor skills they don't teach in college.



OnPoint Tactical trains elite units like SEALs and Force Recon, as well as law enforcement units like the US Marshals. Now, just like John Locke, you can earn a professional certification in skills specialized for urban life, like Urban Escape and Evasion, Search & Rescue (SAR) tracking, as well as more traditional survival techniques like primitive wilderness survival, animal trapping, camouflage, off grid medical care, and counter and anti-tracking. Now you'll know what to do when the machines begin to take over. Click pic for more.

The Transformations Have Begun: This Girl Has X-Ray Eyes

Rather extraordinary. Click pic for more.

The Top 10 Ways To Stay Energized

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Study Finds That the More Time You Spend Outdoors As A Kid, the Better For Your Eyes Later On

Perraps I shouldn't have spent all my time as a kid training to be a ninja. Click pic.

Australian Scientsts Have Found A Way To Stop Cancer

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The Best Human Organ To Eat

Manswers - Season 1 - Best Human Organ To Eat

Not Giving A F*ck

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Breakthrough: Pathologists Have Found the Weakness Of the HIV Virus

Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV) researchers at The University of Texas Medical School at Houston believe they have uncovered the Achilles heel in the armor of the virus that continues to kill millions. The weak spot is hidden in the HIV envelope protein gp120, which is essential for HIV attachment to host cells. Good Jorb, Strong Bad. Click pic for article.

Finally: The Cure For Cancer To Be Tested On Humans. Next!

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Larry David: "Help a Brother Out"

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The Complete Manual Of Things That Might Kill You

If you're constantly thinking that your everyday aches and pains are caused by some awful, little-known disease, then this is the book for you.


The Complete Manual of Things That Might Kill You: A Guide to Self-diagnosis for Hypochondriacs ($14) is a 192-page tome of the terrible, organized by symptom so you can quickly discover that your loss of appetite might be caused by a hiatal hernia. Humorous and full of fantastic illustrations, it's a can't miss addition to your bathroom or living room reading selections.

I might get it for my neighbor. He's a hypocondriac. And I hate him. Click pic for more.

Bacon-Wrapped Hot Dogs Outlawed In Los Angeles

L.A. must be a very peaceful place with no violent crimes -- like rape, murder, and robbery -- for the police to be focusing on the illegal selling of bacon. They must have taken care of that high murder rate and gang violence. But really??? $1,000 or 6 months in jail? WTF???



Who's gonna make me one???

Still Trying To Lose Weight? Here's Your Solution.

Sexy, huh?

Sleeping With Your Dog Can Kill You

Even if there's no kissing. Click pic.

Drinking and Smoking Gives You Alzheimer's

New research reveals. No one complains as 99 percent of the time they are drinking to forget anyway. Click pic.

Eat At Your Own Risk

Here's food that you love, the things that make it bad, and how you can prevent getting sick from it. Click pic.

Surgeons Can Now Remove Your Appendix Through Your Mouth

In related story, dentists announce that they can perform root canals through your ass. Click pic.

Studies Show That If Someone Has a Stroke, The Best Thing For Them Is To Throw a Highly Venomous Snake At Them. Wait, What???

Well, sorta. Click pic.

I'll Help You Be Less Fat

Stupid: Excessive Texting Is a Sign Of Mental Illness

No. RLY. C U L8R. UR BFF, Jill. Clik pix.