"He Bite Me In My Vagina"

Thinking Chihuahua wonders why he's never attacked a BAgina before, or if he could even get away with it.

I Have A New Favorite Blog: Shows I Missed

We are all very busy people. Well, most of us are. And we don't have time to do this shit we want/should/could do whether the reason is good or not. Not hitting up a movie, skipping the party, not going to the gym, or in this case, not seeing a few bands.


Shows I Missed goes into that. A reason to why those shows were missed with an honesty you won't find in a lot of blogs. This is easily one of the best things I've ever seen on the internet. Click pic to take a look.

Thinking Chihuahua, never one to go out, wonders why he hasn't cashed in on this idea.

Verizon Customer Doesn't Pay Bill. Big Deal, Right?

For Verizon, yes. So they hire a bill collector to go after the customer. The customer's a fucking dog. Click pic.


Thinking Chihuahua wonders if he mailed his Verizon payment.

Hmm...

Sweet Wheels! Dog Born With Back Legs Only

I love dogs more than I love some people and that's the truth. Ask my mother if you don't believe me. She's visiting and she has to sleep on the floor.

Hope, a Maltese puppy, was born with two little nubbins instead of front legs. So what did the people at Southern Comfort Maltese Rescue in Chattanooga, Tennessee do? Simple, they made her a pair of wheeled front legs.

"The wheeled device was created by orthotist David Turnbill free of charge with makeshift shoulder joints connected to model airplane wheels. Each of the device's 'arms' can move up or down independently of the other, allowing Hope to pivot and turn. The spring-loaded prosthetic arms hook to a custom-fitted chest plate to allow Hope to lay down or sit up without removing the prosthetic. The wheels she uses as front legs took some getting used to and at first the tiny lap dog would tip over to one side."

Now Hope is completely accustomed to the legs and can runs laps around her other puppy pals (but please, no stairs). Wow, that really warms the heart, doesn't it? Mine sure feels like it's on fire. And that's not just the spicy breakfast tacos talking. I just hope this doesn't start some sort of sick two-legged pet craze. I catch you brandishing a saw anywhere near an animal and it's gonna be you needing wheels. Click pic for more pics and a video.

Thinking Chihuahua wonders how difficult it would be to get Hope "ass up, face down."

Listen To My Bacon!: Pig Ear Buds

Pig earbuds cost $12 and makes it look like a little dachshund/pig hybrid has burrowed through your head whenever you listen to music. I guess they're probably more for chicks. Or maybe guys that need a conversation starter. What the hell, I'll try anything twice.

Chick on the bus: "Hey, are those pig earbuds?"
Me: "HUH?"
Chick on the bus: "I SAID, ARE THOSE PIG EARBUDS?"
Me: "Hell yeah, you like 'em?"
Chick on the bus: "You look like a fucking idiot."
Me: "I am one!"

Thinking Chihuahua wonders what he might look like with a pair on.

Do You Want a Banana???

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Thinking Chihuahua contemplates sticking a banana in his favorite ear.

McCain Vs. Obama

This page isn’t about politics or anything but the huge breaking news right now is that Hillary Clinton and her big giant ankles will finally concede the Democratic nomination for President to Barrack Obama. No one gives a shit what I think about politics so I’ll just stop right here.


On a side note, "Barrack" is how the cartoonish Chinese shop keeper in a Jerry Bruckheimer movie would say "black."

"Rook at dat barrack man ova dere." I'm just saying.

Thinking Chihuahua contemplates whether he should be insulted by the aforementioned sterotype or if he should get chinese food.

SarahJessicaParkerLooksLikeAHorse.com...

...is pretty much exactly what it sounds like. And it made me cry. Not because is so cruel, but because it's so perfect. Click pic. (My personal favorite is pic 15...but go ahead and click through all of them.)


Thinking Chihuahua looks off into the distance to contemplate how many ways I'm right in making fun of Sarah Jessica Parker.