I Love Bouncing Balls

"You've Got A Thing For Me" by Metronomy

Weekend Mixtape!!! 2/6/2009

Okay, here we go. The return of the "proper" Weekend Mixtape. Excited I'm back to doing this. This week: Hard-Fi, Electric Six, Portishead, Kanye West, David Bowie, Dead Confederate and more. Be safe this weekend! Enjoy.

When Harry Met Sally 2: When Michael Met Sean

Obama: There Are White Folks, And Then There Are Ignorant Motherfuckers Like You

President Barack Obama has written a couple of books just to add to his incredible resume. One being Dreams From My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance.



Not only did he write the book, but he also recorded the audiobook version of it. And there's some good cursing it it. Yeah. You know you want to hear it. Click the pic to hear the clips.

Billy Mays Redubs

This might very well be the funniest shit I've seen all week.

Big Shitty Slider


Blue Balls (Skip the credits at the end of this one.)


Mighty Putty


Kaboom!

WTF?: What News Anchors Do During Commercial Breaks

Man Vs. Chameleon

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Christian Bale Takes A Kid To The Dentist

Recently I posted Christian Bale's meltdown and a video of a kid who is still woozy from his trip to the dentist. And now, there's this...

Successful Parkour Roof Jump? Yes. And No.

Obama Keeps It Cool With Hip-Hop

Like I said, the man keeps it cool.

Angelina Jolie Wants More Babies

Did You Lose Your Camera?

Once upon a time, a man found a digital camera at the bottom of a river. After prying open the rusted-out remains of the camera, he found 244 miraculously undamaged pictures on the memory card.



The kindly man started a blog for the sole purpose of finding the person who took the pictures. Only 8 days later, he was able to reunite the long-lost photos with their joyful owner. Aww. Click pic to jump to that site.

He's An Aquarius

And a horrible sounding one at that.

Verizon Is Dumb With Deh Math

And in case you haven't fully understood it yet, here's the explanation:

Bruce Springsteen Humped The Entire World In The Face

If you happened to miss Bruce Springsteen's Superbowl Half Time EXTRAVAGANZA (I know I did), you'll probably wish you didn't. Especially if you wanted The Boss' nuts in your mouth. This aging rocker decided it'd be the "rock" thing to do and slide across the stage. The problem is, the cameraman was able to keep him from falling off of it. The slide happens at 3:21.



And if that wasn't enough for you, here's an animated GIF of it. I hope you enjoy it as much as everyone else did.

The Best Laptop Security You Can Buy

Sadly, this is only for Mac. BUT, there are few scenarios scarier than having a laptop stolen. Get your stolen Mac back with Undercover 3 ($49).



It runs invisibly in the background, anonymously checking in with the developer's servers — until you report it stolen. As soon as that happens, the company begins tracking the laptop using Skyhook Wireless technology, letting the police know where your stolen baby is within 30-60 feet, complete with iSight pics of the thief. With an 86% recovery rate, it's the best laptop theft protection you can buy. Click pic.

YAY! For Your Next Party, TOWEL ORIGAMI

LMAO: A Seven Year-Old After The Dentist

The Return Of The Weekend Mixtape?

Okay. Well it's been about a month and Mixwit is no more sadly, but I've found this and hopefully this will work just as good. Now, normally, I'd post a Mixtape on the weekend but, I suppose, to make up for lost time, I'm posting this one today. There WILL be one on Friday of course, and hopefully one every weekend after that.

On this mix: Local Natives, Augustana, Ben Folds Five, Lovedrug, The Smiths, M83 and more. Enjoy! See you soon.

To-Do List

Click pic for bigger.

Arkham Redemption

"That IS the WHITEST son of a bitch I have EVER seen."

The Gun, Steve Martin On SNL

Christian Bale And I Are Done Professionally

Well, Christian Bale has lashed out. And for nearly four minutes. The director of photography of Terminator: Salvation managed to walk on the set. And Christian managed to tear him a new fucking asshole.



I can't help but laugh at this. It IS a bit over the top. But then someone took this and made this awesome shirt.

AND this awesome remix. Get ready to dance.

I Really Caught My Head In A Trap This Time

I wasn't as impressed by their third album like the others, but this song stood out. This video is equally unimpressive, but it's worth posting the song.

"Blood Like" by Lovedrug.

The Log-Proof Suit

Not too awesome. And certainly not very log-proof either.

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.