I recently posted the failure that is Joaquin Phoenix's emerging music career. This only makes me want to hear it more. I won't pay for it though. Just giving the heads-up on that one. Here's an interview with Grandmaster J.
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Automakers Are Stashing Unsold Cars EVERYWHERE
Because of the economy, no one's buying all these cars. So where do they go? Test tracks, under bridges, my pants. So empty. Soooo empty.
Here's An Amazing Collection Of Superuseless Superpowers
The superpower below: 13th bulletproof. "Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Boink." The illustrations are a plus. Click pic.
Monday, January 19, 2009
And This Is How Joaquin Phoenix Is Going To Die
When Joaquin Phoenix said he was going to retire from acting, I didn't really care. When I found out he was going to focus on music, I kinda laughed. When I found out he was going to rap, I laughed pretty hard. Read the story here.
As you can see from the picture above, Joaquin isn't doing so hot. He's clearly fucked up on drugs and fired his hairdresser. I'm sure Puffy Poof Sean Diddy Combs Smith has seen a lot of things in his day. But if you ask me, he looks like he pissed himself at the sight of Tongue Twista Joaquin. Click that hideous pic to see more hideous pics.
I think this might actually be a bunch of bullshit, especially since Casey Affleck and Diddy Kong are behind all this, but you can never be sure with crazy people like this in Hollywood. BUT, this past Friday in Las Vegas Grandmaster J performed for the first time. And here is the excellent footage...
Not so surprising though, is how it ended...
Stay tuned, 'cause I know I won't miss a minute of this trainwreck.
As you can see from the picture above, Joaquin isn't doing so hot. He's clearly fucked up on drugs and fired his hairdresser. I'm sure Puffy Poof Sean Diddy Combs Smith has seen a lot of things in his day. But if you ask me, he looks like he pissed himself at the sight of Tongue Twista Joaquin. Click that hideous pic to see more hideous pics.
I think this might actually be a bunch of bullshit, especially since Casey Affleck and Diddy Kong are behind all this, but you can never be sure with crazy people like this in Hollywood. BUT, this past Friday in Las Vegas Grandmaster J performed for the first time. And here is the excellent footage...
Not so surprising though, is how it ended...
Stay tuned, 'cause I know I won't miss a minute of this trainwreck.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Saturday, January 17, 2009
You Cut Your Heart And So It Starts Again
Best viewed in full screen, btw.
"The Exploding Boy" by London
"The Exploding Boy" by London
The WarBeast
Sure, it's fun to play guitar on Rock Band or Guitar Hero, but it's hard to really rock with the standard guitars. The aptly-named WarBeast Wireless PS3 Guitar ($90) solves this problem with a wicked B.C. Rich design, and tons of extra features like an extended strum bar, dedicated "Star Power" button, a slide switch to choose which game you're playing, a removable face plate, and more. Click pic.
Where The Wild Things Are
Here's some new pics from the movie. Just click the pic and everything will be okay.
Lines For All Occasions
With these handy pocket guides, you'll never be at a loss for words. The Lines for All Occasions Bundle ($27) includes four essential books for getting you through life, the quick-witted way. The bundle includes Breakups & Rejections for All Occasions, Excuses & Lies for All Occasions, Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions, and Pickups & Come-Ons for All Occasions. Click pic.
Want: The Sony Cyber-shot DSC-G3
If you just can't wait to get back home to upload your photos, then you'll want the Sony Cyber-shot DSC-G3 ($500), the world’s first Wi-Fi enabled digital camera. The 10-megapixel shooter uploads photos and videos to sites like Shutterfly, Picasa and YouTube through any Wi-Fi hotspot (free or free, secure or unsecure) thanks to a built-in web browser. It boasts a 3.5-inch LCD screen, 4GB of internal memory, a 4X optical zoom Carl Zeiss Vario-Tessar lens, and comes with complimentary AT&T Wi-Fi access. Click pic.
Time To Lick Her, I Mean, Liqour Up
Share your latest liquor store finds with Liqueur Tasting Shot Glasses ($20). This stylish six-glass set features a capacity of 2.25 oz a glass, each with a rounded bottom for a more aromatic experience, and a slot for each in the included wooden rack. So grab a bottle of spirits (or a few), invite some friends, and get pouring. Click pic.
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