Thursday, May 31, 2007

My Magic Ring

Just found these gems by Sam Saturday. Click pic to see the rest of the comic.

To see many more of these great comics, click HERE.

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"The Cocktail" Tan

This is America for you. This little girl needs a tan for her school pictures, excited with the idea that she's going to come out looking like Lindsay Lohan. Naturally..."NEWSFLASH!" at the bottom of the screen regarding L.L. under the influence and having coke in her car.

Unemployment Check: Sunset Tan

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BWE points out everything wrong with America in under 2 minutes!

Elephant Hump

I've never seen this before. But I'm glad I did.

"Saturday"

This is basically what my Saturdays are like now.

Playlists For Life's Special Moments

Several soundtracks for all of life's ultra special moments. I'm pretty sure that if you burned a cd of any of the playlists, they'd be pretty good. Click pic.

Jesus Christ...a Buddhist?

Okay, this is where you get all bent out of shape because I'm posting something that's going to blow your mind. Especially if you're religious. But then again, if you are, you'll probably just call "bullshit" on the whole thing.

Thank you Chris

The Origin of Adam & Eve



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How To: Balance 11 Nails On 1

The 11 Most Annoying People At the Bar

We've all been to a bar, and we've all seen everyone of these people and probably even know a few of them.


The other ten are HERE.

40 Facts About Sleep You Probably Didn't Know

One, being that when you're snoring, you're not dreaming. Another, being that 24 hour access to the internet is one of the most alluring sleep distractions. Click pic.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

"Ladies and gentlemen, we are floating in space"

Nothing For X now has a MySpace profile! Add it! Have your friends add it! Have your calculator add it!

Mucho click it easy, right H E R E.

Have a nice day!

Picnic Table Faceplant

"What's the point of wearing a helmet if you're just going to land on your face?"

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Speed Cooking

I now know what I'm having for dinner.

Break ME off a piece of that

I REALLY want to try this. Click pic for more.

MXC Compilation

This is one of the funniest shows ever. Sadly I haven't seen it in a while.



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Price of the Silver Surfer

Yeah. This is getting out of hand. Click pic to see this crap.

One of the Best Tricycle Crashes. EVER.


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Anal Bum Cover

Click pic and take the quiz. Answer whether or not the album cover has been reversed or if it is in it's original state.

Jerry

What's good that comes from a woman's mouth?

Certainly not sound effects. Click pic.

More Crazy Japanese Game Show Crap

I can't get enough of this shit.
VIDEO 1 - EXPLANATION AND FIRST ROUND


VIDEO 2


VIDEO 3 - FINAL ROUND

Friday, May 25, 2007

The Pistol Shrimp

Actually. That should read: The Mother Fucking Pistol Shrimp. 'Cause I know if I were a fish, and it got to me, all I'd do is call it a Mother Fucker.

Classic: Billy's Balloon

If I were an animator, I probably would've started working on this from the day I was born. Enjoy.

Sanjaya - The Hoax

It turns out this crap face was fooling all you American Idol heads. He's just a pompous grad student. Oh I'm sorry. An "artist." Click pic to see him in full pompousy action.

"I've got something to say...I love you"

This is one of the best on-screen kisses I've seen in a while.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you...Goggles.

This is a little program that some start human came up with that uses Google Maps. Basically, you choose a city, and you fly around it in this little plane. With some effort you can fly over your own city. Click pic to fly around and explore.

David Caruso Is a Horrible Actor

I don't watch tv, much less any of the CSIs, but I laughed the whole time I watched all these lame opening sequences. Bad writing, bad line delivery. I don't like David Caruso, and now I like him even less. Well, kinda. He made me laugh for a long time today. The screaming at the end of his cheesy lines is from The Who's "Won't Get Fooled Again" which I think is a lousy choice for music for a crime drama.

Sony "Special" Screw

This is a screw from Sony. It's a "special" screw as noted. What makes it so special? I don't know. But it's pretty fucking special. Click pic to find out more.

The Ventriloquist

I've never seen anybody do this in my whole life.

Amazing Ventriloquist - Click here for another funny movie.

Knee Pain

This is someone with knee pain. Click pic to see a good example of how it looks (and sounds) to give yourself knee pain.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Donald Duck & Christina Aguilera

Cute little pic right? Click it. Go ahead. Click it. And yes, the pic is real.

Caught In the Act

Click the Pope to see a 70's dramatization of a mom walking in on her son masturbating. And deals with it calmly. Except for the fact she wouldn't shut up. I would have screaming "GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT!" the entire time.

William Shatner Driving 160 MPH...The Remix

Selfish Jean

"Selfish Jean" by Travis feat. Demetri Martin

"Lake Bodom" Lyrics

"Lake Bodom" by Children of Bodom
Yesterday I posted a video that showed the lyrics of a Pearl Jam song. Today I post this. I think this might be a little bit better.

Sicko

As much as I really don't care for this guy, I can't wait to see this. Here's the trailer to the new Michael Moore documentary that premiered this week at Cannes. Click pic.

"That Was Fucking TIGHT"

It takes a while, but it eventually gets to the slow-mo. Which of course...is ALWAYS awesome.

You Will Not Enjoy This!

Yeah you will. Click pic and enjoy.

Baseball Stats 2007

This sketch looks at all 30 Major League Baseball Teams and ranks them on the left according to their day-to-day standings. The lines connect each team to their 2007 salary, listed on the right.

Drag the date at the top to move through the season. The first ten days of the season are ommitted because the rankings to (at least) that point are statistically silly. You can also use the arrow keys on the keyboard to move forward or backward one day.

A steep blue line means that the team is doing well for its money, which reflects well on the team's General Manager. A steep red line implies that the team is throwing away money. The thickness of the line is proportional to the team's salary relative to the others.

The Elevator

Would you go in the elevator or take the stairs?

Popsicle

Yeah. This is just scary.

The Cop Hides Behind This Sign

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

"Ankle Injuries" = Incredible Animation

"Ankle Injuries" by Fujiya & Miyagi
I actually smiled at certain parts due to how impressive this is.

Aww, Kermit

No, I didn't knock him out. He's stretching before his exercise routine. Click pic to see him in 14 other stretches.

Yellow Ledbetter Lyrics

FINALLY...after all this time, someone figures out what the hell Eddie Vedder was singing.




Make me fries...

Top 10 "That's What She Said" Star Wars Moments

Click pic and start thinking dirty. (Btw, this pic has nothing to do with this post.)

National Anthem Disaster

Okay. Check this out. First, she forgets the words to the National Anthem. Then, she tries it again, and fails. And when you think it can't get any worse, she goes back and gets the line she missed...then comes back out. She had a bad day.

Top 10 Most Ludicrous Moments In 24 History

Click pic.

8 in 1

This may look like a scary, mechanical, face-fucking robot. But it's not. I infact, have one. Click pic for info.

Screech on Celebrity Fit Club

Getting told off, that is.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Food Fight

Ball Buster

I originally heard this on the first U.N.K.L.E. album and wish I could've seen what the hell it was all about it. And here it is.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Lightning Crashes...

...and this SOB is pretty lucky he was inside.

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Death Toll Booth

I don't think I've ever driven through a toll booth before. This person probably never did either. Click pic.

Homemade Stripper Pole

Not only is this chick filming herself on a stripper pole, but she takes the dig pretty nicely. AND has a dog!

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The Ferret's First Time

This is a ferret. Click pic to watch him try his first jalapeno.

Total BS

This is Britney Spears. See Britney look stupid. See Britney exit the plane. See Britney exit the plane because it doesn't have leather seats. See you click on the pic to find out more.

He Likes to Play

Why doesn't MY dog do shit like this?

PacMan Fossil

I'm gonna be PISSED when they find Ms. PacMan.

Who Pissed Off Jack Bauer Now?

This little bastard. Click pic.

The Top 10 Foods You Should NEVER Eat

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Ladder Racing

I'm really good at this.

I <3 Rednecks


REDNECK COMPILATION - Click here for more amazing videos

Shit Tattoo

I've seen some stupid tattoos, but this is just SHIT.

Incredible Impressionist

I don't care much for impressions, but this dude's DAMN GOOD at what he does. His Nicolas Cage is awesome.

I love to hate cats

Buttered Floor


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The Top 10 "the shit's about to hit the fan" Movie Moments

Click pic to see the list.

Hello Kitty Darth Vader

A Place Between Us

Say you live in San Francisco and your friend lives in Phoenix. You both like Japanese food. What would be a good place to meet each other half way and have a nice Japanese meal.

Monday, May 14, 2007

Name In Lights


I got my name in lights with notcelebrity.co.uk

Cool Shirts

"D.A.N.C.E." by Justice
I wish I had shirts that did this.

MacGruber - David Hasselhoff style

New Diet - Really works!

E_clusi_e Ni_htclub

Okay, I'M pretty sure I would've been able to solve the puzzle. Very much unlike this stupid whore. Click pic.

Bug Slide Climb

More like a bad dream than anything, but it's another Japanese game show. The fat guy's the funniest.

Failed Backflips

Here's an incredible compilation. Click pic.

Richard Fucking Simmons

'Nuff said.

Darth Vader

I'm not the biggest fan of Star Wars but here's some good Darth Vader shit.

Public Service Announcement


Not so powerful Darth


Smartass Darth

Crash Test

Awesome commercial.

Me So Horny

I'm not sure what this is, but I think it's a bunch of dudes show how sexy they are. Unfortunately, this is one of the most WTF-homoerotic things I've ever seen.

The Ultimate Del Taco Adventure

I would LOVE to do this. Ten people ordered one of everything off the Del Taco menu. Did they eat it all? Take a look. Click pic.

Last to First

No, it's not Ricky Bobby, but this guy drives just like him. Click pic.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Candy Mountain!

I haven't seen this in forever...and it's STILL awesome.

Worst Movie Scenes Ever

Click pic to see some awesome cinematic gems.

Meg Getting Owned

Here's a whole lot of Meg from Family Guy getting done dirty.

Can you control yourself?

Click play.

"I think I broke my arm!"

NO. FUCKING. WAY. REALLY???

Photoshop Weight Loss

Those damn MySpace pics can be so deceiving sometimes. This is just incredible.

Avril Worldwide

Click pic to witness the worldwide annoyance of Avril Lavigne.

!sdrawkcaB llA s'tI

"Typical" by Mutemath
I kinda dig backwards music videos, but this one's done very well.


And for those of you who want to see exactly how it was filmed...here's this.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Real Gangster Fight

Gravity Wave

If I saw this going on but at the time lapse speed in the clip, I'd probably hide under my covers.

"No Homo"

No homo - when you say something that might make you sound gay, you call "no homo" to cancel out the gayness.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Pop-ups!

"OK" by Shitdisco
Unfortunate bandname, not too bad of a song, super creative video. I wish I were in it.

Hacking the vending machine.

But behold! He does it with his feet.

Where did you last have sex?

Transfer Patient

Click pic.

Tourette's Reporter

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

The BK Safety Dance

This had me laughing for about 5.4871 minutes.

Quite a Headache

Pretty cool what you can do with water, dry ice, soap, and a paper towel. The rupture is done is slo-mo and looks pretty neat.

The Hoff Endorses Wendy's

Imaginary Friend

Click pic to see what this crap is all about.

A Little Scared

Check out this kid's reaction.

What movie is this drawing of?



Click pic to jump to a whole quiz-load of these things. answer, click for the answer, or click to skip.

Let's all be swingers

No, it's not what you think, Perv. Click pic.

Typewriter Waffle Iron

I want this.


By Chris Dimino

Detonating 100 Tons of Explosives

Monday, May 7, 2007

The Melodicatrix

Ear Ache

Why is this little bastard smiling after his ear ache went away? I'm not even going to tell you. Click pic.

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

Probably the cutest thing you'll see all week.

Peeing In Public

What happens when a hidden camera show films you while someone's pretending to pee on you? This. click pic.

"Dribble Penetration?"

Friday, May 4, 2007

Spider-man 3 Product Placement

So the story goes that since the budget for Spider-man 3 kept increasing, Sony had to resort to product placement to cover some of the cost. After the trailer this clip is all crap, but it's pretty awesome before that. Brought to you by the same people that gave us "300 PG-13."

Batman IS sexy. Maybe.

Albert or Marilyn?

Okay. Stare at this pic up close. Now move away from it, further and further until you see the change.