Saturday, January 31, 2009

The Log-Proof Suit

Not too awesome. And certainly not very log-proof either.



@Plants To Use Twitter



Yes, you'll soon get tweets from your plants. Humorous? No. Life threatening? Maybe.

NothingForX: Been so busy lately. Losing my head.

NFXPlant: @NothingForX I know. Water me, please.

NothingForX: @NFXPlant LOLZ. WUT?

NFXPlant: @NothingForX I'M DYING!!!

NothingForX: @NFXPlant LOLZ. WUT?

NFXPlant: @NothingForX I hate you.

Click pic to find out more.

Cutest Fail EVER



Hey, Guess What. Megan Fox Plays Guitar Hero.

That is all. Thanks for visiting.



The Cockblocker Cards

These handy wallet-sized cards let you silently inform the worst offenders at the bar of their oppressive and annoying actions. The Blocker Cards ($5/25 cards) help remove anything that stands between you and a great night back at your place. Click pic.



Cadbury + Kid's Eyebrows = Awesome



ZOMG! SOMEONE MADE THE GUN FROM PORTAL!!1!

Holy god. I need to find a way to kill this man and remove it from his clutches. I don't know what the hell I'd do with this gun, but I'd go fucking some shit up, that's for sure. Click pic for more pics of the gun.



And if you don't know what Portal is, here's a brief explanation.

Snuggie, My Ass. It's All About The WTF Blanket



Mike Tyson Says The Darndest Things



The Japanese Obama Action Figure? WTF?

I know Barack doesn't wield a sword, but if he did, damn. He'd be that much more awesome. Lightsaber too? You fucking bet your balls off. Click pic for more.



Batman Vs. The Mortal Kombat Vs. DC Game



The Most Awesome Tricycle Backflip You'll Ever See



Best News Blooper EVER



The Bistro

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The Ingenious Luci Cigarette

If you're trying to ween yourself off nicotine, or simply enjoy smoking but don't enjoy the harmful (and potentially deadly) side effects, check out the Luci Cigarette ($150).



This cigarette-shaped device uses three pieces — a circular, rechargeable lithium ion battery, an atomization chamber, and a flavor cartridge — to deliver a cigarette-like smoking experience without the smoke, sensing when you inhale, lighting the tip-mounted LED and vaporizing the flavoring solution (available with or without nicotine) to deliver a puff of flavor that's free from harmful toxins. Click pic for more.

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Friday, January 30, 2009

Saturday, January 24, 2009

And Yet Still, Tom Cruise Is A Cock-Block

If you haven't seen this, this is probably the most dead-on Tom Cruise impression you'll ever see. Part 3 is now up, but here's the first two, just so you know what's going on in the story.

Part 1


Part 2


And here is part 3


New Tales Of A Mere Existence: "Youth And Aging"



Friday, January 23, 2009

The Most Disturbing Song/Video About A Spider You'll See Today

How would you feel if a giant hand, came out of the sky and decided to crush you?



Golden Girls Gets Ugly, Catchy

"In My Eyes" by Pistol Youth


Pistol Youth - In My Eyes from Pistol Youth on Vimeo.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Joaquin Phoenix Is On Drugs

I recently posted the failure that is Joaquin Phoenix's emerging music career. This only makes me want to hear it more. I won't pay for it though. Just giving the heads-up on that one. Here's an interview with Grandmaster J.



La Policia Mexicana



Automakers Are Stashing Unsold Cars EVERYWHERE

Because of the economy, no one's buying all these cars. So where do they go? Test tracks, under bridges, my pants. So empty. Soooo empty.



Taco Town!!!



For Losers Like You, "Cheers To You!"

Ha. Just kidding. You're not that big of a loser.



650 Million Years Of Earth In 1:20


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Here's An Amazing Collection Of Superuseless Superpowers

The superpower below: 13th bulletproof. "Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Boink." The illustrations are a plus. Click pic.



Chaos In The Print Shop



Monday, January 19, 2009

And This Is How Joaquin Phoenix Is Going To Die

When Joaquin Phoenix said he was going to retire from acting, I didn't really care. When I found out he was going to focus on music, I kinda laughed. When I found out he was going to rap, I laughed pretty hard. Read the story here.



As you can see from the picture above, Joaquin isn't doing so hot. He's clearly fucked up on drugs and fired his hairdresser. I'm sure Puffy Poof Sean Diddy Combs Smith has seen a lot of things in his day. But if you ask me, he looks like he pissed himself at the sight of Tongue Twista Joaquin. Click that hideous pic to see more hideous pics.

I think this might actually be a bunch of bullshit, especially since Casey Affleck and Diddy Kong are behind all this, but you can never be sure with crazy people like this in Hollywood. BUT, this past Friday in Las Vegas Grandmaster J performed for the first time. And here is the excellent footage...



Not so surprising though, is how it ended...



Stay tuned, 'cause I know I won't miss a minute of this trainwreck.

WTF?! 24 To End After Season Eight

My day just got pissed on. Click pic.



Saturday, January 17, 2009

Delivery Man

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You Cut Your Heart And So It Starts Again

Best viewed in full screen, btw.

"The Exploding Boy" by London



The WarBeast

Sure, it's fun to play guitar on Rock Band or Guitar Hero, but it's hard to really rock with the standard guitars. The aptly-named WarBeast Wireless PS3 Guitar ($90) solves this problem with a wicked B.C. Rich design, and tons of extra features like an extended strum bar, dedicated "Star Power" button, a slide switch to choose which game you're playing, a removable face plate, and more. Click pic.



The Most Beautiful Video You'll See In The Next 5.67881 Minutes

"Abbey Lake" by Sonjagon



Where The Wild Things Are

Here's some new pics from the movie. Just click the pic and everything will be okay.



The Best Magic Trick You'll See All Day: Stigmata



What All Kids Birthday Parties Should Be Like

"LAX" by Division of Laura Lee



I Wish That I Could See In The Dark

"Paper Planes" by I'm From Barcelona



Lines For All Occasions

With these handy pocket guides, you'll never be at a loss for words. The Lines for All Occasions Bundle ($27) includes four essential books for getting you through life, the quick-witted way. The bundle includes Breakups & Rejections for All Occasions, Excuses & Lies for All Occasions, Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions, and Pickups & Come-Ons for All Occasions. Click pic.



This Still Dark Place To Store Thing I Put In

"My Timekeeping Heart" by Convoj



Want: The Sony Cyber-shot DSC-G3

If you just can't wait to get back home to upload your photos, then you'll want the Sony Cyber-shot DSC-G3 ($500), the world’s first Wi-Fi enabled digital camera. The 10-megapixel shooter uploads photos and videos to sites like Shutterfly, Picasa and YouTube through any Wi-Fi hotspot (free or free, secure or unsecure) thanks to a built-in web browser. It boasts a 3.5-inch LCD screen, 4GB of internal memory, a 4X optical zoom Carl Zeiss Vario-Tessar lens, and comes with complimentary AT&T Wi-Fi access. Click pic.



Time To Lick Her, I Mean, Liqour Up

Share your latest liquor store finds with Liqueur Tasting Shot Glasses ($20). This stylish six-glass set features a capacity of 2.25 oz a glass, each with a rounded bottom for a more aromatic experience, and a slot for each in the included wooden rack. So grab a bottle of spirits (or a few), invite some friends, and get pouring. Click pic.



Friday, January 16, 2009

If You Want A Sandwich, Here's A Top Ten To Help You Decide

Sadly, I don't think I've ever eaten sammiches that look this good. Then I'd be more sammich-prone. And this has only increased my craving for #5. Click pic.



Thursday, January 15, 2009

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Happy Talk Like Jack Bauer Day!

Yes, today, Janurary 14th is when you say "DAMMIT!" all day long and tell everyone that "you can't talk right now" and that "you'll explain in the car." So do it! Before there isn't ANY MORE TIME!!! Click pic. Also, if you're on Twitter and enjoy Jack Bauer facts, I suggest you start following JackFacts24.





Here's the explanation behind "DAMMIT!"




And just because...here's this.




Aaaaaaand THIS!



Monday, January 12, 2009

Hloy Carp! The Best Magic Trick You'll See All Week

I present to you, Kevin James (no, not that one) sawing a man in half.


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Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Now THIS Is How To Celebrate New Year's

I've never heard of Robbie Maddison before but I imagine I'll start to hear more about him. Check out these sah-wEEt jumps.



This Bug Is Equipped To Get The Hell Away From Your Finger



When You Skate Without A Shirt, You Get What's Coming To You


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Was Your New Year's Like This?



For Whatever Reason, Here's All The Facts You Might Want To Know About Poop

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Little Jean-Claude Van Damme Is Tough



Ladies And Jellyspoons, Dan Akroyd Has Webbed Toes. Wait, WTF?



What Not To Do With A Forklift


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How To Poop

At first, you're be like "AWW." And then you'll be like, "uhh." And then you'll go, "WTF?"