Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Huggles

Because some women ARE that crazy.

Huggles

The Top 25 Songs Of 2008, Mashed Together

And yes, the only reason this video is up here is because Katy Perry's in it. Especially since I hate all the songs in this mash-up.



And for whatever god awful reason here's the tracklisting: Flo Rida Featuring T-Pain - Low Leona Lewis - Bleeding Love Alicia Keys - No One Lil Wayne Featuring Static Major - Lollipop Timbaland Featuring OneRepublic - Apologize Jordin Sparks Duet With Chris Brown - No Air Sara Bareilles - Love Song Usher Featuring Young Jeezy - Love in This Club Chris Brown - With You Chris Brown - Forever Ray J & Yung Berg - Sexy Can I Rihanna - Take a Bow Coldplay - Viva La Vida Katy Perry - I Kissed a Girl T.I. - Whatever You Like Rihanna - Disturbia Rihanna - Don't Stop the Music Natasha Bedingfield - Pocketful of Sunshine Chris Brown Featuring T-Pain - Kiss Kiss Ne-Yo - Closer Colbie Caillat - Bubbly Mariah Carey - Touch My Body Madonna Featuring Justin Timberlake - 4 Minutes Pink - So What Finger Eleven - Paralyzer

The Pounding On My Window Is Just The Pounding In My Head

One of my favorite Guitar Hero songs: "Who Was In My Room Last Night" by Butthole Surfers



The History Of Pac-Man

Very interesting trivia in this, such as the Japanese coin shortage the game's fan caused. Personally, I prefer Ms. Pac-Man. She's got sexy legs. Click pic.



'Batman & Robin' Is Back! Are Back. Wait, What?

A few months back I posted a few episodes of the first season of 'Batman & Robin.' They've since been on a short break and have finally gotten to work on new episodes. Here's episode 1. You can see more by clicking here.



And here's the new one!


The Party Sloth

I'm calling "video of the week" right here.



Wednesday, December 24, 2008

Nothing Says Xmas Like Xmas Music: "Oh, Holy Crap"

All I can say is, I'm sorry, and you're welcome.

I posted this last year, but something happened where people started thinking this was Jeff Dunham's "Oh, Holy Crap," when clearly, it's not. So yeah. No it's not me. I don't know who sang it. All I know, is this is Xmas in it's truest, rawest form.

Note: Yes. It gets worse.



Rick Astley Is Back...

...and you know what? Click pic.



Isn't THAT The Truth

Damn Stumble Upon.



Monday, December 22, 2008

The Best (And Probably Only) Juggling To The Beatles You'll See This Week



You Shouldn't Always Bet On Black

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Perfect For The 'Portal' Lover: The Companion Cube Keychain

What better way to stay single by carrying your very own little companion cube with you! Made with geeky love from .100" thick reclaimed aluminum. It measures 1.25" x 1.25" (about 3cm x 3cm). The surface has a brushed finish that will wear over time. It's attached to a clip style key holder with a flexible metal cord. End to end it's almost 4." You know what else is also 4" end to end? Oh...wait. Nevermind. Anywho, it's currently sold out, but I'm sure you can find it somewhere in eBay or whatever. Click pic.



Tired Of Talkin' Like You're All Dumb And Stuff?

Need a swift kick to the vocabulary? Pick up 100 Words To Make You Sound Smart ($6) by the editors of The American Heritage Dictionary. This smallish paperback is filled with interesting words to help you communicate more effectively. It might be the most perspicacious book you read all year. Click pic.



Sunday, December 21, 2008

Weekend Mixtape!!! 12/19/2008

Disappointing news for Mixwit, means no more mixtapes at the end of the year. Read about it HERE. But that's okay 'cause there's still a few weeks left. This week: TV On the Radio, Phil Collins, Radiohead, Broken Social Scene, Telepopmusik and more. Be safe getting ready for Xmas.


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Five Songs I Heard Today

So while in the car tonight my iPod decided to go ahead and be nice to me for whatever reason and started playing all sorts of good stuff. Because it was nice to me, I thought, maybe I'll be nice and share this with some peeps. So here we go, I present to you: Five Songs I Heard Today.


Losing a Whole Year - From Third Eye Blind's (incredible?) debut album, their third single is, simply put, the realization that you just lost an entire year spending it with the waste of time you call your ex. And yes, I know there's a lot of us out there that know exactly what that feels like.


Paranoid feat. Kid Cudi - Kanye West shines the light on them beeyotches that like to ruin everything being paranoid.



Natalie Portman - I'm no longer a fan of Ozma, nor do I follow what goes on with Natalie Portman. But this song was written quite a few years ago and it still holds that same magic for me. In my first band, we used to cover this song and it felt great to play from start to finish. If nothing else, this is rather nostalgic for me. Don't mind the video accompanying this song, or the first 30 seconds of music before the actual song which is actually Ozma's song "Battlescars."



You Give Me Something - I've never heard of James Morrison before this song and I may never hear about him again. But I will say these two things: 1) This song just popped on my iPod and I don't know why I'd download/purchase this but it was just magically there. And 2), I thought this guy was black. Anywho, great song and it always sticks in my head. BTW, I'm pretty sure he can completely do without that guitar and it would sound exactly the same.


On Bended Knee - Now here's an old one by Boyz II Men. In all its ridiculous glory. I actually think this song is spectacularly written and definitely got the attention it deserved. As sappy and predictable as it is.


Happy 42nd Birthday Kiefer Sutherland!

I'm sure he'll be partying like this tonight.



WANT: Grilled Jalapeno Poppers

Yeah. This is going to be painful. Click pic.



Bomb? What Bomb?



Saturday, December 20, 2008

Friday, December 19, 2008

Thursday, December 18, 2008

The End Of The Weekend Mixtape???

I received an e-mail today from Mixwit, the company that I make all the Weekend Mixtapes with stating that they will be closing up shop after their short year run.

"We regret to announce that Mixwit will cease to exist at the end of the year. The website and profiles will be turned off around Dec 27th and all embedded widgets will stop playing before the end of December.

We’ve put a year of work into Mixwit so this choice wasn’t taken lightly. We’re very grateful to be have been part of the mixtape revival of ‘08 and are satisfied to be able to to bow out while things are still good.

We’re very sorry that this has to end. We’re going to try to figure out some way to archive the artwork and playlists, if for nothing at least historic value. As for now, everything needs to be shut down by the end of the year just to make sure we’ve got a clean start for 2009."

So. That's that. No more. I'll be looking for another way to keep the Weekend Mixtape going. So if you want to listen to any of the past ones click HERE.

The one tape I'll be most disappointed about losing is the Winter Mixtape. That's got to be my favorite. Click here to enjoy it.

I've really enjoyed making these and helping spread music all around the internetz. We'll see how everything goes next year. But, this year needs to finish up.

Thanks for reading and listening.
Cheers.

Monday, December 15, 2008

I've Sorta Been Seeing Your Dad



Who's Not Ready To Leave The Party?

Find out with the BACtrack Breathalyzer. If you host a lot of parties or simply do a lot of drinking, you might want to check out this thing out ($72). This helpful gadget uses BluFire sensor technology to provide quick, accurate blood alcohol level readings, keeping you (or your guests) from over-indulging and getting behind the wheel — or worse, leaving with their ex-wife. Click pic.



The MySpace Seminar



Sunday, December 14, 2008

Weekend Mixtape!!! 12/12/2008

It's a cold boring Friday isn't it, guys? On this week's tape: Bloc Party, Chairlift (<3), Electric Touch, The Radio Dept., Cranes, Ghostland Observatory and more. As always, be safe. "Try not to get into too much troubles, okay?" (2:24)


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The Good Ol' "Bush Shoe-Chuck"



Merry Christmas From Darth Vader, Freddy Kruger, Chucky, Jason And Others



The Alphabet of Manliness

Maddox is a fucking genius. A genius that wrote this book. So you need to buy it. That's all you have to do. Buy for someone for Xmas, Valentine's Day, or just buy it for someone you hate. Just buy it. I'm not even going to describe it because that seems stupid. Click the pic to jump to Amazon and then click the pic there to read the first few pages. Genius!

Click here to see one of my favorite Maddox posts.



Next Time Someone You Know Is Having A Bad Day, Send Them This Post

So you got a flat tire, you spilled coffee on yourself, and you missed a deadline. Well, meet Timothy Minnick. He's been divorced twice, his house foreclosed, his mobile home burned down, his dog was killed, his business went into bankruptcy and his brother died of a heart attack. Oh, and he was killed on Friday. Click pic.



George Bush Is Spending His Final Days In Office Doing Whatever He Can Screw Obama Over

From coal waste dumping to power stations in national parks. You go Girrrrrrl. Click pic.



Another Wii Sports Casualty


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Saturday, December 13, 2008

Friday, December 12, 2008

The Michael Showalter Showalter Feat. Michael Ian Black & His Children's Book "Chicken Cheeks"



This Xmas, Put Someone's Eye Out

Ensure the proper release of your paper airplanes and learn something along the way with the Electric Paper Plane Launcher ($16). This do-it-yourself science kit comes with everything you or your offspring need to build your own launcher, including informative instructions that teach as you go along. Launching planes at speeds of up to 31mph, it'll put your paper engineering to the test and your geekiness to 100%. Click pic for more.



Silent Star Wars



Pimp Vs. Bug

This is Mr. Chi-City. He's pretty fucking great. You should check out his other videos. He's a mack. Maybe not so much when it comes to this bug though. But judging by the looks of it, I would've shit my pants until it left the room.



Wednesday, December 10, 2008

HOLY FUCKING SHIT: RADIOHEAD NOMINATED FOR SEVEN GRAMMY AWARDS

I never thought I'd see this day. Something, somewhere, has gone right, or wrong with the world. Radiohead's 'In Rainbows' (according to their MySpace profile) has been nominated for Album of the Year!



In addition to that amazing feat, the album has also been nominated for Best Alternative Music Album, Best Boxed or special Limited Edition Package, the track "House Of Cards" was nominated for Best Rock Song, Best Rock Performance By A Duo Or Group With Vocals, and Best Short Form Music Video. Producer Nigel Godrich was nominated for Producer of the Year, Non-Classical for his work on the album.

In addition to that, I'm very pleased to announce that Radiohead guitarist Jonny Greenwood's work in 'There Will Be Blood' has been nominated for Best Score Soundtrack Album.

Good luck, guys. Take home every one of them.

The Most Awesome Guitar Solo Ever. Brought To You, By None Other, Than Fred Durst.



Yay! Kiefer Sutherland Gets Star On Hollywood Walk Of Fame

See, being an awesome alcoholic isn't bad at all. Click pic.



If You Want To Sleep Tonight, Don't Watch This

If you DO choose to watch it, I suggest you watch it in fullscreen.



I LOVE This: The Super Mario Bros. 2 Theme Song (Gypsy-Jazz Style)



Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man

Here's one of my favorite Family Guy clips EVER.



AWESOME: The Craziest Video You'll See All Day

I'm not a fan of Metallica. In fact, there's only two or three songs of theirs I can stand. But Jeezy Creezy this video is nuts. I've watched it twice and I still don't know what the hell the song sounds like. Check it out.

"All Nightmare Long" by Metallica



Tuesday, December 9, 2008

The 2008 Christmas List

Well ladies and jellyspoons, it's that time of year again. Christmas. And it's time for you to start spending all your money on everyone else while you take "liquor breaks" at all the restaurants around the mall. It's been a quick year, and I've been preparing for this very post since the start of this year specifically for you...people that just can't figure out what to get for all your friends and family, or just that person that thinks they have everything.

Now, keep in mind, all the items listed were simply featured here on Nothing For X. I thought they were worth mentioning and hey, some might very well make a good gift for this time, or any time of the year. No, this is not my personal Xmas list but just because I may not want/need it doesn't mean someone else might not.

Click here for the 2008 Christmas List.

And if you'd like more, click here for the 2007 Christmas List.

Be sure to click on the "Older Posts" link at the bottom of the page so you don't miss anything. Below are some of the items you'll find. Happy shopping and Happy Holidays.
















Get Ready To Get Donkey Konged To Death

Add to your retro gaming collection with this Atari 2600 Package ($120). It includes an original, simulated wood grain 2600 console, 20 games including Asteroids, Donkey Kong, the infamous E.T., and Missile Command, two joysticks and two paddle controllers, a power supply, installation instructions and all the necessary hook-ups. Funny, 'cause something tells me if you're looking to purchase this for yourself, "hook-ups" probably isn't in your vocabulary. Wow! That's the second time I've used "hook-ups" in 5 years ;,( Click pic.



Sunday, December 7, 2008

Weekend Mixtape!!! 12/5/2008

YAY! Friday's here. You people are probably starting all your Xmas shopping and going to all your Xmas parties and stuff. Be safe doing all that. This week: James Morrison, Pela, Wilco, Maximo Park, Cut/Copy, Presets and more. Enjoy your weekend everyone!


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Jizz In My Pants



The Meaninglessness Of Life As Interpreted Through 8-Bit Video Games



Student/Teacher Sex: Paul D. Roberts

He: 42. She: 18. Click pic for more.



Dumbass Wins $3,000 For The Dumbest Joke You'll Probably Ever Read

Ron Mlodzik sent Reader's Digest a shitty joke. And now his family hates him more than when he used to tell the damn joke. Click pic to see it.



This Mouse May Grow Up To Be Smarter Than You



This Is Why Nintendo Never Caught On In Austrailia



Saturday, December 6, 2008

Wanna Know How Many Calories You Consumed During That Night Of Drinking?

Here's a calorie counter that shows you the food equivalent of what you drank last night. And what's an onion bhaji? Click pic to try it out.



Someone's A Little Upset



Friday, December 5, 2008

Everyone Could Use This Right About Now

Some people are notoriously bad at wrapping gifts. Help them evolve this year with the OpenX Precision Wrapping Paper Slitter ($6).



This handy dandy tool, with its scissor-beating gliding action, makes you look so good that you'll get accusations of taking advantage of the donation-only Girl Scout wrapping kiosk at the mall. And probably of the actual girl scouts. but I'll try not to repeat last year's mistakes. Click pic for more.

Student/Teacher Sex: Lisa Glide

She: 35. He: 17. Click pic.



Thursday, December 4, 2008

What A Corona Commercial SHOULD Look Like


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Ladies And Gentlemen: The Flying Snake



Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental And Storage

"You got an elephant...I got space!"



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Aria Giovanni And Grilled Cheese

Back in the day I used to have a real exploded boner for Aria Giovanni. But then I got over it. As of today, I still love grilled cheese sammiches. So. Someone decided to put the two together. So what the hell. Here's Bachelor Cooking 101 with Aria Giovanni. OM NOM NOM NOM.



This Holiday Season, Help Stop Carlos Mencia

All I really have to say is, I hate Carlos "Ned" Mencia's fucking guts. I love people that hate his guts too. That is all.



Wednesday, December 3, 2008

I'm Assuming You Love Me And You Know What That Means

This song certainly doesn't end where it started.

"Muzzle of Bees" By Wilco



Looking For Something Special

For those of you don't are not yet aware that I have pictures and link to the right of this page, I do. Also, there's one of a guy holding a magnifying glass. If you STILL don't see it, here...

You know what that is? That's a link to my podcast. Podcast? Yes, podcast. We're only 2 episodes in, and not yet having it streamed. BUT, you CAN download it and have a nice listen.

Click here for episode 2 entitled "First Dates, Bars & Tea Parties."

It currently features myself and Jerry B. Romero of a fame that I can't think of right now. What's it about? We're trying to find out too.

Anyway, thanks a bunch for visiting Nothing For X!

X

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Tired Of Your Same Ol' Keys? Get The Key Of Rock



Whether you need a spare copy of an important key or are just tired of having the sorting through a bunch of similar keys to find the one you need, the Key of Rock (£15, ~$23) is here to help. This guitar-shaped blank comes ready for you to take to the key cutter, instantly jazzing up your keyring and making whatever key you choose to copy easier to find. Click pic for more.

Ice Is Bad For Your Car



Kid Swinging



The Most Awesome Way For A Cat To Sleep

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The Baby Shower: "I Just Thought She'd Gotten REALLY Fat"

Baby Shower

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Weekend Mixtape!!! 11/28/2008

Hopefully there isn't too much turkey coming out of your ears so that you can't listen to this week's mix: Bloc Party, The Dears, Wintersleep, Don Henley, The Go! Team, Jose Gonzalez, and M83. Enjoyr your (long) weekend (if you're lucky enough to not have had to go to work).


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