Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Pimp My Ride



Chess: The Thinking Machine

See all those lines there on the chess board? That's the computer thinking about all the possible moves so it can kick your ass. Click pic, try a game.


Sunday, September 28, 2008

Weekend Mixtape!!! 9/26/2008

Friday again and it couldn't have come sooner, right?

On this week's Mixtape, some awesomely remixed Radiohead, Santogold, The Teenagers, Nine Inch Nails, Eagle-eye Cherry, and Cut Copy. Be safe while you're dreading the oncoming Monday.


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OMG: If This Doesn't Make You Emotional, You Don't Have A Soul

"Svefn g Englar" by Sigur Ros

This song seriously HAS to be my #2 song of all time. I can't listen to this song for my own personal reasons, but I came across this and I MUST post this. It's so beautiful. It give me such a spectacular feeling and I hope it does the same to you.

Live


And here it is, as it was meant to be heard in all its magnificence...worlds better than the live version. (Alos featured in Vanilla Sky)
Studio


More Awesome: Bill Murray On Ghostbusters 3



This Is So Many Types Of Awesome: John Lennon, Eric Clapton & Jimi Hendrix Band



Attention: White Man Caught Dancing



WTF? Why Wasn't I Told About This??? Scarlett Johansson Has Gotten Married.

To that queer Ryan Reynolds. Click pic.


The Unfinished Swan Looks Awesome

I don't know anything about this game, but I sure want to play it.


The Unfinished Swan - Tech Demo 9/2008 from Ian Dallas on Vimeo.

Old Science Video. Wait, What About My Rod And Balls?



Learning From Mistakes Only Works After Age 12

So do all your heinous shit before then so you can do it again. Click pic.


Friday, September 26, 2008

Ever Have One Of Those Relationships Where You Can't Stop Arguing?

Well this guy does, and he documents it. Every little stupid him and his girlfriend fight over. Thank god somebody did this. I was going to attempt the same thing once, but we were too busy arguing over shit for me to get started. Click pic.


This Is What Happens When You're Listening To Your iPod And Not Paying Attention

Click pic.


It's Time For A Ghetto Fabulous Wedding

Click pic for more.


Student/Teacher Sex: Sandra Binkley

She: 36. He: 17. Click pic.


Robert Plant Finally Caves In: Led Zeppelin Is Back Together Again

Click pic.


Oh SHIT! New 'Portal': Portal Prelude

The first one was awesome. And we're all still waiting for the second one, but here's the unofficial version. And because it's unofficial, it's cheap as FREE! 13 days to go. Visit www.PortalPrelude.com for more info.


Portal: Prelude Official Trailer from NykO18 on Vimeo.


Uh Oh. I Like Katy Perry Just A Little Bit More.

"Electric Feel" MGMT cover by Katy Perry



Thursday, September 25, 2008

David Blaine Is Bullshit

As of now, I officially reserve the right to not use asterisks instead of showing a full fowl-mouthed word. There goes that asterisk. Right in the fucking trash. Here's footage from David Blaine's "Dive Of Death" stunt that he performed Wednesday night. FAIL.



He's apparently unhappy with it. Shit, I couldn't care less about it and I was unhappy.

AP - "Blaine said his grand finale of diving from a platform 44 feet to the ground while attached to a harness didn't go according to plan. He was supposed to jump and, at 10 feet, be swept away by a bunch of helium-filled balloons.

Instead, he dangled awkwardly for a moment before disappearing in an ascent into the night sky.

Blaine said ABC, which aired the event in a two-hour special called "David Blaine: Dive of Death," had encouraged him not to dive because of high winds.

"I wasn't going to let everybody down, so I just jumped, and somehow the guys with the balloons made it work, and they pulled me slowly up and I went over into the park and they pulled me down," he said.

Blaine added: "I know that it didn't work right when all my friends called up and said, `Wait, what happened? I'm confused.'""



Again. F A I L.

The Most Ridiculous Music Video You'll See All Week

"Parisian Goldfish" by Flying Lotus



Directed by Eric Wareheim (Tim & Eric) in association with Warp Records and Warp Films. Music by Flying Lotus. Co Directed/ Animation by Devin Flynn. Co Directed/ Edited by Eric Fensler. More info at dancefloordale.com

Dancing Mega Man once again, has no idea what to think.


The Right Way To Load A Bobcat Onto A Truck

Pretty unbelievable.



Coolest Music Video You'll See All Day

"Beautiful Noise" by Young Sensation

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The Best Football Catch I've Seen In A While



The Horsehead

"Waste" by Norma



Ha. Another Old Clip Of Some One Screwing Up. How NOT To Sell Samurai Swords.



Dave Letterman Thankfully Sticks It To John McCain

So, because McCain wants to save the country's economy by suspending his campaign, he has to cancel his appearance on Letterman. So Letterman takes things into his own hands.



This Porn Is Very Safe For Work


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Too Much Depp! Alice In Wonderland, The Lone Ranger, Pirates 4??? Somebody Help Me!

I'm getting pretty close to saying I'm tired of seeing Johnny Depp in all kinds of shit. But, whatever. He's a money maker. Click pic for more.


Make Your To-Do List With NowDoThis.com

It's real simple. Just go to www.nowdothis.com and click "edit" then type in the things you're going to do, in order, hit "save" and your objectives pop up. As soon as you're done with that first one, click "done" and the next one pops up until you're all finished. Click pic to jump to it.


Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Your WTF Video Of The Day: My Pussy Is Magic

"My Pussy Is Magic" by Jessica Delfino. That is all.



Chris Rock

Chris Rock's special is debuting this weekend on HBO or some shit and I'd like to see it. So, in anticipation, here's two bits from earlier stuff.

Domestic Abuse


Married Life


Guy Breaks Antique

This is an old video. I remember laughing my ass off to it, and I still can today. It's funny just to hear the nervous old guy describe it as "one of a kind." So please enjoy this mishap.



Earth-shattering News: Clay. Aiken. Is G A Y!

OMG. I don't know what to do.

In other news, the sun is bright, water is wet, and fire is hot. Click pic.


Some Eddie Izzard For You: Dinosaurs And Jesus



George Lopez: Jack In The Box



Tuesday, September 23, 2008

For Those Of You That Lack The Ability To Understand Sarcasm, This Explains It

Click pic.


YES!: Master Of the Universe Classics

Celebrating 25 years of Grayskull, Mattel has launched a new line of He-Man action figures that make your 80's versions look downright retarded.


The Masters of the Universe Classics ($20) are fully detailed and articulated, landing somewhere between the originals and the crazy anime-inspired ones a couple years back. The first two available this fall will be He-Man and Beast Man, with one new figure going on sale every month. Why they're not starting it with Skeletor, I have no idea. Click pic for more.

Ever Wanted To Look At Your DNA At Home? Now You Can.

Click pic to see how.


What Happened To This Road?

Click pic for the video.


And You Thought YOUR Roommate Was A Slob

Click pic for a lot more.


Monday, September 22, 2008

You Still Suck, Dane

Dane Cook Has Been Evicted From His Apartment. That is all. Click pic.


LMAO: For All You Loyal People That Bank With Bank Of America On The Internet...They'd Like To Let You Know, You Can Suck It.

BofA's online banking isn't online anymore. Sorry to burst your "BofA is great" bubble. Click pic.


YAY! Paul Giamatti Wins His First Emmy

Click pic.


Here's the trailer to Sideways to hopefully get a few of you to check it out.



The Human Kangaroo Made Me Laugh Pretty Hard


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John Locke Loves Jean-Luc



YES!: Ricky Gervais Gets Steve Carell To Give Him Back His Emmy



AH HA HA! Jack White, You Can Suck It: 'Quantum Of Solace' Anthem Named Worst

What a surprise. by both critics AND fans. Tee hee. Click pic.


Dedication: Reporter Continues His Broadcast While Studio Catches Fire



Your WTF Video Of The Day: Crazy Old Guy Thinks He Can Talk To Aliens



Destruction Of The Esquire E-Ink Display

I recently posted about Esquire magazine selling their October issue with the cool e-ink display. This smart guy, who bought a bunch of issues and is currently making a profit from selling them on eBay, decides to destroy it.



Sunday, September 21, 2008

Weekend Mixtape!!! 9/18/2008

Okay. It's Friday. Almost doesn't even seem like it. Okay on this week's tape: Duran Duran, Cat Stevens, Ladytron, The Cure, Feist, and some remixed MGMT. And away we go...


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Oprah Is An Idiot, And There's 9000 Penises

Oprah's dumbass somehow got fooled into reading something that was posted on her message board about pedophiles. Apparently this person is part of a pedophie "network" and says there's 9000 of them in this network that want to harm children.



Now, I don't expect any less from this woman. I don't expect her to know what the hell she's talking about. I don't expect her to know anything about the world around her. She's just OF those people. So thank you Oprah, so much, for saying "9,000 penises" on the air. And so your fat ass knows, "we do not forgive, we do not forget" is the group Anonymous.

And thank you for attempting to pump gas, further stressing my point.



I really enjoy how she complains about how much money gas costs.

Oh, Oprah. Suck it.

Happy 58th Birthday Bill Murray

In celebration, here's some Ghostbusters,



Harry Potter Star Wars



Need Manuscript Paper? Here You Go.

Click pic.


Came Across NY Girl Of My Dreams

This is a site belonging to some horny dude that saw the "girl of his dreams" on the subway. Sadly, there was only one post. And then the "goodbye, I'm not updating this anymore" post. Still a good idea though. Click pic.


F*ck Your Tripod. Make This.

Here's how to make your own "image stabilizer."


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LMAO: Screwed You Up



Super Mario Bassoon



Take Every Little Piece Of My Heart, To Get A Little Piece Of My Soul

"I'd Die Without You" by P.M. Dawn

This song came on my iPizzle so I had to look this up and now, I've got to post it.



Saturday, September 20, 2008

Friday, September 19, 2008

I Hope You Feel The Way I Do

"What Have I Done" by Anna Ternheim



EXCELLENT: Some Dude Takes The Words Right Out Of My Mouth About The Joker Costumes You KNOW We're ALL Going To See This Year



I was actually going to blog about the inevitable Joker costumes that are going to be roaming around this Halloween as my third entry on 100 Things I've Thought About, but now I don't have to. This guy sums it up, divides it, multiplies it by .5 and subtracts it straight into my mouth. Bravo. Click pic.

Happy 80th Birthday Adam West!

To celebrate, here's a HI-lariously over-dubbed version of Batman. This is so awesome. Lol.

Episode 1


Episode 2


Episode 3


Find the next 7 episodes here.

Captain Obvious Strikes Again!: Texting Drivers Are More Dangerous Than Drunk Drivers

"The reaction times of people texting as they drove fell by 35 percent, while those who had consumed the legal limit of alcohol, or taken cannabis, fell by 21 percent and 12 percent respectively."


So get off your fucking phone! Click pic.

You Suck At Photoshop #17



Alien Planet: Found

Encircled in the picture above is the first planet from an alien solar system ever seen by humans. Located 500 light years from Earth, it's a planet eight times bigger than Jupiter. While it looks close to this sun-sized star in the picture, it's actually 11 times farther away from it than Neptune is from our sun. That = we're fucked. Click pic.


Next Time You Receive A Text That Says "Eat Me," It's Your Fridge. Not Your Ex.

Click pic.


Thursday, September 18, 2008

WOW: The Evolution Mobile Bar

The Evolution Mobile Bar ($1,889) is an ultra portable bar that sets up and disassembles in less than five minutes.


Made of aluminum with a silver stainless finish, the lightweight bar is equipped with a speed rail, garnish containers, stemware racks (holds 24 pieces), and areas for liquor (holds 10 bottles), mixers (holds 6 jugs), and extras like ice, stirrers, and napkins.

Worst Cover Of "Iron Man" EVER


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'Role Models' Looks Pretty Funny Now



The Gay Brainstorm



Wednesday, September 17, 2008

The Maze Scare Never Gets Old


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The Only Cat I Would Ever Want To Own: Ninja Cat



My Roommate Is A Muppet

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Remember Back When Britney Spears Was Hotter Than Christina Aguilera?

Click pic for more.


ZOMG! SO AWESOME! LAZERTAG!

Nerf darts at noon are fine and dandy, but real office warfare is done after hours in low light with the Lazer Tag Multiplayer Battle System ($80).


The new package includes two Phoenix LTX guns (with rumble pack, recoil feature, and manual reload option), a Pinpoint Sight (for better accuracy), and a Shot Blast attachment (to tag multiple targets at once and boost your hit damage). You can add an unlimited amount of guns for total co-worker mayhem, and you can sharpen your skills with the included video game module that hooks up to your TV for a first-person Lazer Tag game.

Now I can stop shooting squirrels and kittens with my bb gun. Wait. Aww shucks. Click pic.

Track Steps, Miles, Calories Burnt, And More With Fitbit

Ever wonder just how good you're doing on your exercise regimen, or just how much you toss and turn at night? Wonder no more.


Fitbit ($100; late 2008) is a tiny wireless tracker that you clip onto your clothing to track your daily movements — including steps, miles, calories burnt, and more — that wirelessly syncs with the Fitbit website, letting you keep track of all your activities.

And no, it doesn't come with a "sex clip." So guys, you know where it's going. Click pic.

Hitler Trick Bike



Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Clap Your Hands

"Golden Age" by TV On the Radio

I don't know what's up with the sound in this video, but it sounds overloaded. Anyway, enjoy.



Best Thing I've Seen In The Paper In A Long Time

This is about a robbery clipped out of the Beacon Journal.


Do You Remember The WWF's Jake 'The Snake' Roberts?

I'll bet you don't remember him like this. The footage after the jump shows a stumbling, overweight, rambling Roberts struggling to form a coherent sentence, while addressing the crowd moments before his match in the Firestorm Pro Wrestling league.


But the story behind the scenes is even more tragic. According to several sources, the 53-year-old legend was found passed out backstage moments before he was scheduled to perform. We're told when Snake was woken up, he was aggressive, violent and asking for "an 8-ball."

We're also told nearly two dozen empty airplane bottles of vodka were found by his gear.

During the match, Roberts was clearly unable to perform, barely responding to the barrage of "fake blows" he received from the other wrestler, J.T. Lightning. Around one minute into the match, Roberts' opponent -- clearly frustrated with the situation -- whispers to the ref to end the fight. Afterwards, Lightning grabbed the mic and told Roberts, "I've wrestled drug addicts ... you are a piece of s**t, Snake. You gypped these people. F**k you."

Ha. Wrestling is so fake. Click pic.

How Much Does WOW Cost? $200,000,000 Since 2004.

How much does WOW make in subscription fees in a month? $135,000,000. Wait. WHAT??? Click pic.


Who Wants Cake?

What you're looking at isn't as gross as you might think. It's cake. Kitty Litter Cake. Click pic for the recipe.