Tuesday, July 31, 2007
License Plate Scanner
In the near future, if you stole your car, don't have insurance, or pretty much have anything going on with the vehicle you're driving...consider yourself fucked.
Video Games
This is probably one of the worst things I've ever seen. Whomever gave these kids money to make this, needs to eat my shit. Also, if your head doesn't explode by the end of the second chorus, consider yourself very lucky.
Do Ya Think He's Sexy?
Do you think Tiny Tim is sexy? No? Oh. You mean..."NOT YET!" Click pic and be prepared to be turned on.
Monday, July 30, 2007
Beauty Sleep
I haven't heard a guy shriek this well in a very long time. At least not five times in a row cause I couldn't stop playing it over and over.
Molotov Golftail
It's one thing to break shit with a golf club. It's another thing to play with fire. Thank god assholes like these, record themselves when they do both.
The Simpsons Movie...NOW
Click pic to see the full Simpsons Movie before it gets removed! Click now!
120 Minutes
Many years ago, on late Sunday nights I'd watch 120 Minutes on MTV. Two hours of alternative rock. Stuff you didn't really hear all too often on the radio. Here's a few of the vids I remember seeing on there. Maybe it'll be a bit nostalgic for you as well.
"Birdhouse in Your Soul" by They Might Be Giants
"Shame" by Low
"Lullaby" by The Cure
"Detachable Penis" by King Missle
"Cut Your Hair" by Pavement
"Birdhouse in Your Soul" by They Might Be Giants
"Shame" by Low
"Lullaby" by The Cure
"Detachable Penis" by King Missle
"Cut Your Hair" by Pavement
WTF Commercial 3
Here's another one of these WTF commercials.
The Weirdest Commercial You'll See Today - video powered by ToxicJunction.com
The Weirdest Commercial You'll See Today - video powered by ToxicJunction.com
Friday, July 27, 2007
Potato Salad
I'm the one in the middle. And actually, the three of us were super villains. We robbed 57 banks and killed Batman and would shit Kryptonite.
Happy Belated Birthday Kevin Spacey
Yesterday was Kevin Spacey's birthday. Below are a few trailers from my favorite Kevin Spacey movies. Watch them for the first time, or watch them again.
American Beauty
The Usual Suspects
The Life of David Gale
American Beauty
The Usual Suspects
The Life of David Gale
The Joker Army Has Assembled
Today was the dealine and only latitude and longitude of the secret meeting place were mentioned. I'd love to see how this turns out. Click pic for the site.
The meeting place was in San Diego near the Convention Center between 3rd & 4th Street, south of K St. Not sure what the prize is for this if there's one at all.
The meeting place was in San Diego near the Convention Center between 3rd & 4th Street, south of K St. Not sure what the prize is for this if there's one at all.
Alvin & The Chipmunks Trailer Released Today
The moment you all haven't been waiting for. Looks cute, but I'd still rather die than see it.
"Frontier Psychiatrist"
"Frontier Psychiatrist" by The Avalanches
I haven't seen this video in a long time. Pretty neato. The song's great. Almost the entire album is composed of radio, tv, and movie samples. An interesting album.
I haven't seen this video in a long time. Pretty neato. The song's great. Almost the entire album is composed of radio, tv, and movie samples. An interesting album.
Balance Beam
This is how to do a flip on a balance beam. And while we're at it, let's also learn how to smash our heads in. Click pic.
What A Gift
God didn't spare any cost giving this man a special gift. With this power, he might be able to become a super villain. Click pic to see.
Thursday, July 26, 2007
The Zen of Drinking Alone
As stated in The 86 Rules of Boozing's 45th rule: it's okay to drink alone. And I definitely don't have a problem doing so. But many people in society frown upon such a thing. This, thankfully, makes sense of it. Click pic.
Thank you Jerry.
Thank you Jerry.
Neo Waits For the Ghost Train 1-3
This is the first three in a series of 10 episodes. The concept and the challenge are simple, it's to make ten different little films with the same timing, the same pictures, but without editing the music, and trying to astonish at each episode. Episode 3 is my favorite.
Episode 1 "Run!"
Episode 2 "Closen!"
Episode 3 "Why?"
Episode 1 "Run!"
Episode 2 "Closen!"
Episode 3 "Why?"
To Catch a Predator
If you ever end up in this guy's situation, don't do what he did and make yourself look even MORE pathetic than you already are.
R.I.P. Weekly World News
Next month is the end of the Weekly World News. I'm actually a little bummed. Click pic for more.
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Pleix - "Birds"
I don't think I'll ever see anything ever again, involving animals, that is this good.
What Your Favorite Drink Says About Your Stumbling Dumb Ass
Here's an insightful article about you and your favorite drink. Click pic.
Tuesday, July 24, 2007
Monday, July 23, 2007
The Skittles Touch
This made me laugh, so I'm going to buy a bag of Skittles later. It's probably one of the best commercials I've seen.
The Meltdown of Paula Abdul
This is what happens when Paula Abdul finds out she's not worth enough to work on the Bratz movie. What a little bitch.
The Mega-Power
Here's Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage talking about...well, stuff I'm probably still too young to understand.
GWAR on The Joan Rivers Show
She had them on the show so she could go off about their act. They didn't let that happen. Click pic.
French People Are Stupid
Let this be a lesson to all of us. If you're on France's "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire," don't ever poll the audience. Click pic.
Why the Long Face?
I remember when I was decent at playing guitar. And I never looked this sad. I wonder how horrible he would sound if he smiled.
Didn't See It Coming
Everytime I do this to someone, I get arrested.
Chris "Red Bull" Willems ----- 9 second knockout - Watch more free videos
Chris "Red Bull" Willems ----- 9 second knockout - Watch more free videos
Friday, July 20, 2007
10 Songs You Need to (Re)Discover
I was listening to the radio on the way to work this morning and I realized something that I already knew, as if I had forgotten and needed to remind myself. The radio sucks. I was close to biting off my tongue listening to Linkin Park talk about their music as if it the the golden showers of God. Saying they made this and that, this way and that way, to get a message across. I got your message loud and clear.
You fucking suck. Very loud. And very clear. You. Fucking. Suck.
So I started thinking about all this music that I like. Some that I haven't heard in a while. So I said to myself, "Self, I'm going to listen to THIS today. I'm going to go back in time a bit and really listen to something other than complete bullshit." And this, is what I had in my ears.
1) The Everlasting Gaze by Smashing Pumpkins (4:02)
Why? 'Cause it fucking rocks. I would say this is the Pumpkins at their most "rockin'est." Uncle Fester never sounded so good. And that's saying something considering the song contains one of the worst and whiniest raps I've ever heard. Sadly, this song signified the end of the Smashing Pumpkins. Speaking of, I've got a new drink coaster at home. Their latest album.
2) PDA by Interpol (4:59)
One of the best songs ever with a monotone singer. Not much range as far as notes go but with such a great hook you almost don't need it. A beautiful ending that makes you wish you could turn it on in your head whenever you just need to get away because you remember that this world DOES suck super ass and that you're just not going to deal with it right now. Unfortunately, this video completely cuts out that superior ending, leaving me with a "blueballs-ish" feeling.
3) Ziggy Stardust by David Bowie (3:15)
My favorite song by D.B. used to be "Space Oddity" but sorry, this song was a bit more rocking. And back then must have torn the shit down 'cause listening to it now makes me wanna rock the shit out of Guitar Hero. With make-up of course. And skin-tight anything. This is one of those songs that I wish would've been made now, with all the awesome technology that makes shitty bands sound good, e.g., Linkin Park, The White Stripes. All that analog recording really lost what was so great about all those songs back then. Think about "Stairway to Heaven" sounding as crisp and clear as that shit from Creed. Yeah, that'd be nice. Anywhos, here's a slideshow with the song, showing you awesome hair and just how much a fruit bowl Bowie was back then.
4) Losing a Whole Year by Third Eye Blind (3:20)
This is basically a song based on wasting your time (and fighting, and all that other shit that comes with a relationship) on someone you never should have (for, at least, a whole year, as stated in the title and all throughout the god damn song). That alone and listening to the lyrics makes it THAT much better. And watching the video only makes the point more visible: The wreck. When this album came out, I couldn't believe that these guys got a record deal. I ended up somehow with two copies of the album and ended up considering it one of the best things I heard all year. Perhaps that's because I didn't know any better.
5) Space Age Love Song by Flock of Seagulls (3:46)
I feel this song is almost as good, if not JUST as good, as "I Ran." I could be wrong, but since I'm telling you what IIIII like, then, I'm not. It makes me wanna run around my apartment complex like I've got something to prove. Like I'm either trying to lose weight, or...trying to lose weight and find love. Space age alien love. In the video below, don't mind the numbskull with the silly glasses before the song.
6) "The Impression That I Get" by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones (3:14)
Almost everything about this song is good except for Dicky Barret's vocal range. But way back then, I suppose it was acceptable to make Ska music and like Ska. And sound like a thirsty, dying horse. The one thing I never really understood about this band was the dancer. WTF? Do they REALLY need a dancer to get the crowd going? Then I thought, what if other bands had dancers? Like Led Zepplin. Imagine how much more incredible THEY would've been live. Or, WOW, Radiohead even!
7) Take on Me A-Ha (3:47)
This is probably, the best song of the 80's, period. I once had Richard Blade play this for me at a club and he said it was a very good choice. Beat that, you assholes.
8) Karma Police by Radiohead (4:21)
This song just has a damn good flow. And nothing says anything better than, "this is what you get, when you mess with us." It's off the album OK Computer which I find to be a very important album. I think the sun sets differently since this album was released. I think my hair even parted differently since then. And it went from blonde to brown. Go figure.
9) Fluorescein by Abandoned Pools (4:18)
I'll be honest. This album isn't very good. It gets rather happy and seems like this guy tried to hit too many types of alternative rock at once. There are many Smashing Pumpkins rip-offs all over the album, but this song here is damn good. Just give it a listen. It deserves max volume. Too bad there isn't anything I can find except this crap that doesn't even have a picture. Not even of the pope. Maybe Kermit the Frog would've been acceptable. Anything really.
10) Hairdresser on Fire by Morrissey (3:52)
Just a good song that I can listen to over again. Also, if I were recording the vocals, I probably would've recorded a lot more moans and groans, 'cause hey, I'm Morrissey. And a lot of people don't think he's a complete jackass for doing it. If I were him I'd learn how to shit on myself. No, not shit myself, but shit ON myself. Like, bend over and shoot it straight up into the air and stand right under it. Hmm. Or maybe that's just because I want to see this pompus asshole covered in shit.
You fucking suck. Very loud. And very clear. You. Fucking. Suck.
So I started thinking about all this music that I like. Some that I haven't heard in a while. So I said to myself, "Self, I'm going to listen to THIS today. I'm going to go back in time a bit and really listen to something other than complete bullshit." And this, is what I had in my ears.
1) The Everlasting Gaze by Smashing Pumpkins (4:02)
Why? 'Cause it fucking rocks. I would say this is the Pumpkins at their most "rockin'est." Uncle Fester never sounded so good. And that's saying something considering the song contains one of the worst and whiniest raps I've ever heard. Sadly, this song signified the end of the Smashing Pumpkins. Speaking of, I've got a new drink coaster at home. Their latest album.
2) PDA by Interpol (4:59)
One of the best songs ever with a monotone singer. Not much range as far as notes go but with such a great hook you almost don't need it. A beautiful ending that makes you wish you could turn it on in your head whenever you just need to get away because you remember that this world DOES suck super ass and that you're just not going to deal with it right now. Unfortunately, this video completely cuts out that superior ending, leaving me with a "blueballs-ish" feeling.
3) Ziggy Stardust by David Bowie (3:15)
My favorite song by D.B. used to be "Space Oddity" but sorry, this song was a bit more rocking. And back then must have torn the shit down 'cause listening to it now makes me wanna rock the shit out of Guitar Hero. With make-up of course. And skin-tight anything. This is one of those songs that I wish would've been made now, with all the awesome technology that makes shitty bands sound good, e.g., Linkin Park, The White Stripes. All that analog recording really lost what was so great about all those songs back then. Think about "Stairway to Heaven" sounding as crisp and clear as that shit from Creed. Yeah, that'd be nice. Anywhos, here's a slideshow with the song, showing you awesome hair and just how much a fruit bowl Bowie was back then.
4) Losing a Whole Year by Third Eye Blind (3:20)
This is basically a song based on wasting your time (and fighting, and all that other shit that comes with a relationship) on someone you never should have (for, at least, a whole year, as stated in the title and all throughout the god damn song). That alone and listening to the lyrics makes it THAT much better. And watching the video only makes the point more visible: The wreck. When this album came out, I couldn't believe that these guys got a record deal. I ended up somehow with two copies of the album and ended up considering it one of the best things I heard all year. Perhaps that's because I didn't know any better.
5) Space Age Love Song by Flock of Seagulls (3:46)
I feel this song is almost as good, if not JUST as good, as "I Ran." I could be wrong, but since I'm telling you what IIIII like, then, I'm not. It makes me wanna run around my apartment complex like I've got something to prove. Like I'm either trying to lose weight, or...trying to lose weight and find love. Space age alien love. In the video below, don't mind the numbskull with the silly glasses before the song.
6) "The Impression That I Get" by The Mighty Mighty Bosstones (3:14)
Almost everything about this song is good except for Dicky Barret's vocal range. But way back then, I suppose it was acceptable to make Ska music and like Ska. And sound like a thirsty, dying horse. The one thing I never really understood about this band was the dancer. WTF? Do they REALLY need a dancer to get the crowd going? Then I thought, what if other bands had dancers? Like Led Zepplin. Imagine how much more incredible THEY would've been live. Or, WOW, Radiohead even!
7) Take on Me A-Ha (3:47)
This is probably, the best song of the 80's, period. I once had Richard Blade play this for me at a club and he said it was a very good choice. Beat that, you assholes.
8) Karma Police by Radiohead (4:21)
This song just has a damn good flow. And nothing says anything better than, "this is what you get, when you mess with us." It's off the album OK Computer which I find to be a very important album. I think the sun sets differently since this album was released. I think my hair even parted differently since then. And it went from blonde to brown. Go figure.
9) Fluorescein by Abandoned Pools (4:18)
I'll be honest. This album isn't very good. It gets rather happy and seems like this guy tried to hit too many types of alternative rock at once. There are many Smashing Pumpkins rip-offs all over the album, but this song here is damn good. Just give it a listen. It deserves max volume. Too bad there isn't anything I can find except this crap that doesn't even have a picture. Not even of the pope. Maybe Kermit the Frog would've been acceptable. Anything really.
10) Hairdresser on Fire by Morrissey (3:52)
Just a good song that I can listen to over again. Also, if I were recording the vocals, I probably would've recorded a lot more moans and groans, 'cause hey, I'm Morrissey. And a lot of people don't think he's a complete jackass for doing it. If I were him I'd learn how to shit on myself. No, not shit myself, but shit ON myself. Like, bend over and shoot it straight up into the air and stand right under it. Hmm. Or maybe that's just because I want to see this pompus asshole covered in shit.
The Vervet Monkey
Over in the Carribean these monkeys will steal your drink and get completely fucking shit-faced. Click pic.
Real Life "Video Armageddon"
Remember that movie "The Wizard" where the kids at the end all tried to kick each other's asses in Mario Bros.?
Well, here is it. For real. I'd be shitting brick the whole time if I were one of the players. Pick your winner. See if you're right.
Well, here is it. For real. I'd be shitting brick the whole time if I were one of the players. Pick your winner. See if you're right.
Free Your iTunes Music
For all of you people out there that hate the fact that you can't copy your iTunes files to another computer...now you can. Click pic to find out how.
Quick Knockout
"Well you see, my strategy, is just to fly right in there. Like, really run right at him and try my best. Everyone I know is watching. I'm just going to hope that he doesn't knock me out by nearly decapitating me while I'm in mid-flight." >Ding<
Fastest knock out ever. - Watch more free videos
Fastest knock out ever. - Watch more free videos
Thursday, July 19, 2007
Flanders at the Museum
Bible-thumping Ned Flanders takes a stroll through the "Hall of Man."
"What a fool believes"
"What a fool believes"
Folding Chairs
Below is a folding chair. If you click on it, you'll why you shouldn't attempt to jump over three of them on national TV.
Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Fall on the Runway
I laughed just as hard as these news anchors did, and I would've played it back as many times as the producer did.
F*ck The White Stripes
And certainly fuck their stupid fucking fans for begging for "one more note."
Top 10 Worst Celebrity Bands
This list couldn't be more complete. Click the asshole below for the article.
Here's a taste. And yes, that's Jada Pinkett-Smith.
Here's a taste. And yes, that's Jada Pinkett-Smith.
Mentos In Beer
Have you seen people put Mentos in Diet Coke? Well now you can see what happens when you put it in shitty beer.
"I Am Gay"
"I Am Gay" by Holland Boys
I'm a big music fan...but not of music from Holland. Perhaps this is why.
"I'll cook you food, then I, I'll suck your dick."
I'm a big music fan...but not of music from Holland. Perhaps this is why.
"I'll cook you food, then I, I'll suck your dick."
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Happy Birthday DF
Happy Birthday. It's now time to Hassel the Hoff.
This version is just as entertaining, and shorter.
This version is just as entertaining, and shorter.
WTF Commercial 2
I'm really not getting what Mac's commercials are all about, but here's another one. I posted one a few days ago with chicks making out and a man-tree. Now, there's this. And again with the "WTF?" glassware. Enjoy.
Carlos Mencia is Once Again a Fucking Asshole
Yes, once again this poor excuse for a comedian has stolen more material, this time, from one of my favorite bits off YouTube. Click pic to see the comparison.
Tips On How to Save Gas
I've been telling people to just get gas from Arco for years. Turns out, that's on this list. Click pic for more.
Monday, July 16, 2007
Will You Marry Me?...
...if I give you a ring like this? Probably. Click pic and explore the site. These things are pretty rad.
What A Loser
Poor guy, LOLZ!!1!
And to think, he's trying to ATTRACT women.
Dating Loser Outburst - Watch more free videos
And to think, he's trying to ATTRACT women.
Dating Loser Outburst - Watch more free videos
Kick-ass Pool
I want a pool like this. And then I want people that I don't like to dive into it. You'll see. Click pic.
The Gay Adventures of Optimus Prime
This post is a jump to a fantastic site run by John Kirby. I can't wait to read it all. Basically, he sends hilarious fake replies to people on Craigslist. Click on this loser dressed up as Optimus Prime to see what I mean. Enjoy.
Friday, July 13, 2007
What to Do On a Date
This clip is from the show Mystery Science Theatre 3000. I used to get teased in grade school 'cause it was my favorite show. But then again, what did those under educated punk bitches know back then anyway? So if you like making silly comments during a movie, you'll enjoy this.
Info: A janitor Joel was shot into space by evil scientists who make him watch crap movies. Kind of a stupid idea for a TV show, huh? So Joel gets lonely and makes robots to keep him company. Then they talk though all the movies. Just in case you were wondering.
Info: A janitor Joel was shot into space by evil scientists who make him watch crap movies. Kind of a stupid idea for a TV show, huh? So Joel gets lonely and makes robots to keep him company. Then they talk though all the movies. Just in case you were wondering.
The Simpsons Movie Soundtrack
If you're a Simpsons fan, then this soundtrack packaging is going to make your pants wet. Click pic.
Pulp Muppets
I've seen plenty of mash-ups similar to this but I have never seen one done so well. Enjoy.
Tilted Floor Cleaning Game
Once again, the Japanese have come up with a game I'd like to try. First, the angle of the floor is adjusted. Then, you have to make it across. If you don't, you get a horribly stinky, dirty rag in the face.
Part 1
That rag in the face actually looks like they've dipped in a lethal chemical. Which would only make the game more interesting.
Part 2
Part 1
That rag in the face actually looks like they've dipped in a lethal chemical. Which would only make the game more interesting.
Part 2
Teen Jedis
I'm really, REALLY glad Star Wars was just a movie cause I can see parties ending like this all the time nowadays.
Thursday, July 12, 2007
The Cure For Cancer
If you know someone with Cancer...this is probably going to piss you off. A discovery has been made that has killed breast, lung, and brain cancer. When will we be able to get the drug? Not soon enough, if at all. Why? Because it's not profitable.
Getting Tazered
If getting tazered is part of your training, you want to at least fall on the pillows. Or you could have a bunch of people laugh at you instead. Click pic.
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