Friday, September 28, 2007

Conan O'Brien in Telemundo's "Noches de Pasion"


The Big Hit


The Lounging Lizard

This is 100% real. Click pic for bigger.

How to Make a Robot From Scratch


i.c. Hexapod

It stares back at you and follows your face around like a creepy piece of junk. If you hold it's gaze for a bit it even takes a picture of you and uploads it to its website.

Jackass: The Game - On Sale Now!


Jackass The Game Trailer - Watch more free videos

Did You Know This?

Here's a bunch of interesting facts set to a bunch of shitty music.

Did You Know This??? - Funny video clips are a click away

The Best Car Commercial You'll EVER See


Situations in Nigeria Seem Pretty Complex. Wait. No One Cares Enough.


Situation In Nigeria Seems Pretty Complex

The Truth Behind Commercial Television


How Spider-man 3 Should've Ended


Thursday, September 27, 2007

More Soccer Ball to the Face Action


Soccer Ball Nails Kid In Face - Watch more free videos

Hello Angry Christians

This guy speaks his logical mind in response to angry Christians. Enjoy.

Thanks Chris

Awesome Wall Animation

This is absolutely INCREDIBLE. It repeats itself halfway to show the cycle, but it's one of the best animations I'vee seen on the internet.


Awesome Stop Motion Wall Animation - Watch more free videos

Friends Don't Let Friends Not Wear Sleeves

Here's a nice little short about not letting your friend look like as asshole. Click pic.

Tranformers USB Flash Drives

Okay. I might just have to get one of these one day. Click pic.

I Love It When Girls Flash People...

...and then someone shoots fireworks at them and they end up in a bunch of pain for publicizing the massive amount of whorism their bodies contain.


Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Michel Gondry's Razr2 Advert

The Motorola Razr sucks balls, but Michel doesn't. A fantastic advert for a horrible product.

The Most Beautiful Picture of the Moon You Will Ever See

Click pic for a huge version of this. It's insane.

Benny Lava

Misinterpreted lyrics. God I love those.

Double Faceplants Are AWESOME!


Ultimate Frisbee Collision - Watch more free videos

Kanye West is an Asshole/Has Massive Ego/is Retarded/Stupid


The Storm is Going That Way

I wish everything were this predictable.

One Semester of Spanish is All You Got?

Well put it to good use and pick up chicks.

Clumsy Cat

Check out this clumsy little cat. God, what a little idiot. Click pic.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Jonathan Lee Riches is an Asshole


This is Jonathan Lee Riches and he's completely fucking nuts. He's filed a lawsuit against O.J. Simpson stating that O.J.'s been a hitman for Apple CEO Steve Jobs for twenty years. Click HERE for that story.

You can click HERE if you want to see what other outlandish shit this guy has filed lawsuits over. For instance the War Crime suit LAST MONTH against Elvis and Neverland Ranch "Rock N' Rolling My Brain." Or perhaps the OTHER suit filed against Barry Bonds, Allan H. "Bud" Selig, and Hank Aaron's Bat where he accused that "Bonds used Hank Aaron's Bat to crack the Liberty Bell, Bonds sold steroids to nuns, and that Bonds gave mustard gas to Saddam Hussein. Part of the Oil for Food Scandal." "His most famous[9] and largest lawsuit. The civil rights lawsuit naming George W. Bush et al as defendants. The "et al" list continues for 56 more pages and includes 783 defendants (both living, dead, and non-entities) such as the survivors of the Holocaust, Pizza Hut, Dane Cook, Three Mile Island, Paris Hilton, Dennis Hopper, Mount Rushmore, the Ming Dynasty, Mein Kampf, "Various Buddhist Monks", Medieval Times, The Da Vinci Code, and the celestial object Pluto."

Batman: The Rules of Surprise


This Is a Brain Tumor

And a new study shows, you can get two types of them from using cell phones. Click pic for article.

Soccer Balls Can Destroy You

LOLZ!!!1! Just like the little girl after the jump. Click pic.

Shitty News: Kiefer Sutherland Gets Second D.U.I.

It's well known that Kiefer's quite the party star. And he apparently partied a bit much last night when he was pulled over and taken into custody. He faces 5 days in jail if convicted. Click pic for more.

I Knew Halo 3 Was a Big Deal...

...but holy shit! The packaging and shit for the Legendary Edition is insane. And that below is just the helmet. Click pic for a lot more.

Need a Car?


Reservoir Dads


Germs Taken Into Space Return...Stronger.

"Salmonella, best known as a culprit of food poisoning. The trip: Space Shuttle STS-115, September 2006. The reason: Scientists wanted to see how space travel affects germs, so they took some along -- carefully wrapped -- for the ride. The result: Mice fed the space germs were three times more likely to get sick and died quicker than others fed identical germs that had remained behind on Earth." Click pic for story.

My Trip to Bass Pro Shops Would've Been Complete Had I Seen This Happen


Wii Workout? No. Gamercize!

Some people find playing the fun little Nintendo Wii is a little workout. Well now there's Gamercize, designed to actually MAKE you workout. click pic for more.

How Do You Rob a Store Wearing Nothing But a Hat?

Like this.

African-American Boycott of L.L. Bean Enters 80th Year


African-American Boycott of L.L. Bean Enters 80th Year

Backyard Wrestling is Cool

Some guy thinks he can do a Moonsault off one of these folding chairs. He was close. But he was still wrong. Hilarity ensues. Click pic.

Dane-Cook-a-Tron

After the jump, enter in a joke or anything funny that you can think of into the Dane-Cook-a-tron and watch it be magically Dane-Cook-ify it! Click pic.

How to Super Chill Your Drink


Chill A Coke In 2 Minutes! - Click here for funny video clips

Is That a Foot? No, It's Sarah Jessica Parker's Face.

Click pic for more ridiculous ugliness.

Savage Chickens: Animated


Too Much Sleep Makes You More Likely to Die

Scientists found those individuals who increased the number of hours they slept per night from seven to eight hours or more were more than twice as likely to die as those who kept sleeping for seven. Click on the sleepy lazy bitch for article.

Monday, September 24, 2007

The Best Skating F*ck-Up Video. Ever!

:)

Family Guy Star Wars!

Premiered last night. Today, on the internet. Click pic for the links. And yes, the link works, lots of people are trying to watch it.

Lemon Party!!!


Can't Get This Out of My Head!

"Down Down Down" by The Presets

I don't know what my deal is but I've been listening to this song almost non-stop lately.

The Gigabyte

Left: One gigabyte from twenty years ago. Right: One gigabyte today.

How to Royally Kick Someone's Ass


Thanks Jer

Bird Thief

A bird in Scotland has learned to steal and feed his friends. Here he is in action.

So You Think You Can Faceplant?

I think I posted this before, or something similar, but either way it would be worth seeing again.


Thanks Jer

Slow Suicide

I would've titled this "Life."

How to Get Torn Apart at an F1 Grand Prix


Thanks Jer

Like Wine


Profound: "Thou Shalt Always Kill"

"Thou Shalt Always Kill" by Dan le Sac vs Scroobius Pip

This is probably one of the most intelligent songs I've ever heard. Press play, listen, and learn.

Thanks Jer

Relationships

Click pic for bigger.

Should've Taken a Sick Day

Besides the fact that the jumbled letters in the background could form "LMAO G-SPOT," this chick gets sick out of nowhere. Just watch. I think she had seen a Dane Cook clip right before she went on the air.

Should Of Took A Sick Day - Watch more free videos

Under the Milky Way

"Under the Milky Way" by The Church


Satisfaction Guaranteed

Takes restaurant customer service to a new level.
Satisfaction Guaranteed with John C Reilly

Knife Rest Lets Guests Know You Kill Them

There's no better way of letting your dinner guests know that they'll never see the light of day again than with this awesome knife rest. Click pic for more.

Slide Vs. Nuts

It's unbelievable how stupid people are nowadays. Click pic to see what I mean.

Pangea: The Return

Pangea. What the continents once were before they split up and covered the earth, will reform...in 250 million years of course. Click pic for more.

MMMBop: The REAL Meaning


Man Sentenced for Raping His Wife. Reaction: Priceless

This guy thinks that just because he's married he can drill his wife however and whenever he wants. And it shows when the judge sentences him. Click pic.

I'm Not a Robber

Some bloke thinks it's funny to walk into a store and buy stuff with a nylon on his head. And he's right.

Don't Dance With Your iPod In Public

...you'll attract unwanted attention.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Real Life Donkey Kong

This looks pretty fun.

Chris F*cking Crocker Gets His Own Show

Yeah. The world is coming to an end. Britney enthusiast Chris Crybaby Crocker has been giving his own reality show. Because that's SO necessary. Although I already have a few people in mind that probably can't wait to see it. Click pic.

SNL Vs. The OC


I Can Finally Make Love to Pac Man's Mouth

Fuck. Yes. Now is the time to decorate your meaningless bed with awesome Namco plush characters. Click pic for more.

Or, if you're an alcoholic like I am, you can get these kickass shot glasses! Click pic.

Rabbit In Your Headlights: A Scanner Darkly


Global Incident Map

Check this out! At GlobalIncidentMap.com you can see all the terrorism and suspicious events throughout the world! Updated every 7 minutes or so. This map was from 9:10am PST. "A 19 year-old MIT student walked into Logan International Airport allegedly wearing a fake bomb strapped to chest was arrested at gunpoint." Clicking on an incident shows more information and a detailed map. Click pic.

It's VIGO!!!!

The Vigo painting from Ghostbusters 2 is for sale! Click pic.

Fed Ex Clock

I sat in amazement for 1.263 minutes. I'm still going to use UPS though. Click pic.

I Wish My Dog Were This Well Trained

But MY dog would make mixed drinks.

Need a Compliment?

Then check out the Compliment Bot. It's probably the last thing you need, you vain bastard. Click pic. After the jump, refresh the page to get a new compliment.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Casino as Performed by Bert & Ernie


Is the World Round or Flat?

"Baby, you gotta go to da library."

I Always Hated Seth Green

And here's one reason why. Life after Robot Chicken helps everyone I suppose.

The Adventures of Batman and Robin...and Jesus

Part 1


Part 2


Part 3


Part 4

Quentin Tarantino Loses 5 More Points. Total Now: -598

Quentin Tarantino turns down a role in Heroes. "I haven't even seen the f*cking show. What the f*ck is Heroes?" Why does he lose points? Cause the last thing he made worth seeing was Pulp Fiction. So perhaps he should pull his head out of his ass to start getting to know what's good in entertainment as opposed to the shit he produces now. Click pic for more.

How to Fold a T-Shirt...Really F*cking Fast


Folding A T-shirt Like You Find Them In Stores! - Watch the best video clips here

How to Become Chuck E. Cheese


Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Daxflame Update!: Fight at P.E.


WTF? Spider-man


Love My Way

"Love My Way" by The Psychedelic Furs

Heavy Lifting

"Heavy Lifting" by Ambulance LTD

Talk Like a Pirate Day

Yeah, I guess it's that day. Once again. Whatever. Here's some "Piracy." Click pic for bigger.

Foreign Awesomeness + Vintage Religious Footage = Excellent Video

"Det Snurrar I Min Skalle" by Familjen

I'm super digging this and although I know some of you might not, here it is.

"It's Every Cuss Word We Know"


10 Tips For the Greatest Mother F*cking Grilled Cheese Sandwich. Ever.

Click pic.

NBC is More Kick-Ass Than iTunes

So NBC no longer wants downloads of its shows on iTunes after threatening to raise the price. NOW, they're allowing FREE downloads. Click pic for article.

I Can Now Be a Skater

Finally after years of completely hating everything about skaters, I'm actually interested in being one. At least, a "casual" one. Some genius asshole decided to smash a skateboard and a Segway together. The iSlide is the awesome result. Click pic.

Fat Woman. Thin Log. Slippery Rock.


Weightlifting is Stupid

Here's how to embarrass yourself, ruin your back, and smash your face in a matter of seconds. Click pic.

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Wilco

I admit, I'm not the biggest Wilco fan. I like their stuff but I can only handle so much of it I guess. They ARE very gifted musicians though. Here's a few tracks:

"At Least That's What You Said" - For a band that I've never heard described as "kickass" they sure prove that they can here. At least a little bit.


"Hell is Chrome" (Fan Video) - I think this is the first Wilco song that I was REALLY impressed by. Not sure why, but I get every vibe off it. This video was made by some kids and for not having a budget to make something awesome, they made something very fitting.


"Hotel Arizona" - This is currently my favorite Wilco track. This live performance isn't very different from the album version, but I still prefer that one to this.

Ted Turner is Captain Planet!


Gun Hairdryer Kills Your Wet Hair Dead

Yes, it was only a matter of time before someone came up with this. And I'm surprised it actually this long. Click pic for more.

This Fight is Freakin' Sweet


Amazing Homemade Fight Scene - Watch more free videos

5 Questions Season Two of Heroes Had Better F*cking Answer

Click pic for article.

Hello Kitty Wedding Rings

Sometimes, I really wonder how far this whole Hello Kitty thing can go. But everytime I see something new, I'm never surprised. Click pic for more.

Radiohead Now Has Even More of My Respect

Although I love how easy iTunes is to use and how incredibly vast the musical collection is, I still hate it for a handful of reasons. But I love how Radiohead is able to stick Apple in the eye. Click pic for more.

What a Screamer

I know it's one thing to break your arm. But this guy showed me that it's an entirely different thing to break your arm and scream like a little bitch. Click pic.

Riding on the Metro

Here's a fantastic collection of a bunch of morons choosing the right time to get in the way of a Metro train. Click pic.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Dave's Mercenary Warehouse

Robot Chicken...I <3 thee. Click pic.

Tony Hack's Pro Skater


"Matrix" (Romance)


"Conversation"

Brilliance in every episode.

Enjoy Nothing For X

A little low on volume, but at least she enjoys it.

Stewie and Brian Hand It to T.V.


Is Bush an Idiot?

My answer, yes.

The 20 Worst Album Titles of All Time

Click pic for article.

Robot Face

People at Tokyo University have created a robot face that can change into any face. Wtf. Check it out.

Always Sunny in Philadelphia Does This Well


Christian Arguement Robot

Someone built a robot to argue with Christians. Click pic.