Friday, November 30, 2007

Happy Birthday Billy Idol

Here's a little something I found to be one of the best versions of Rebel Yell I've heard.



...besides the original of course.


Phantom of the Office


The Fibonacci Sequence Set To Tool's "Lateralus"

"Lateralus" by Tool - This is very interesting and I think it was done on purpose although this video makes it seem like it was coincidence.


Dead Sound

"Dead Sound" by The Raveonettes

It's been a few years I've been into The Raveonettes, but their new stuff is really attracting me. Nice little video here.


More Human Tetris

This one's better than the last.


Having Lobster

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X-mas List '07 Update

Wobble Chess Set - I'm not a big Chess fan, but I'd play on this set. And I'm sure it'd be nice to slam your opponent's face down on the board after you win. Click pic for more.

"You Are My Sunshine"

Click pic for lots of sunshine.

Handimation

Check out this cool bottled water commercial. It made me think nice thoughts for 5.77193 seconds.


Brownies


Thursday, November 29, 2007

At the Drive-In Flashback

"Arcarsenal" by At the Drive-In... :,/ Never got to see them live.


Barf Bags Don't Work In Zero Gravity


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Cold & Flu Myths


Asleep On the Job


Charts and Graphics of Rap Songs

This is brilliant, but you really have to know your shit or you'll just have a blank stare. Click pics.

Oh. My. God. The Best PSA. EVER.


X-mas List '07 Update

This is kind of a stupid idea but I can see where it could be usefull. I know I could use it. Every single time I get out of my buddy Steve's car I get shocked. And quite frankly, I'm tired of having my pubic hair straightened everytime I hang out with him. So I present to you the...

Static Electricity Eliminator - All you do is touch the little rubber end to something grounded and wait for a little face to pop up. And it doesn't even use batteries. Click pic for more info.


Skase Tea Cup Set - I'd drink my booze out of this in the morning. You know, on those days that I want to keep warm on the inside, of course. Click pic for more.

Say Goodbye to the RIAA

One of the big four record labels have decided to cut their funding to the RIAA. Click pic for brief story.

Worst Than Last Place

Q: When you're in a bike race and you're in last place, what's the worst place to be?
A: The stands.


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Top 10 Food and Drink Hacks

Keep your bag o' chips fresh without the clip, cut a mango, never cry over onions again, make a perfectly clear ice cube, and more. Click pic, videos after the jump.

Voters Want to Get Into Bar Fights with Candidates


Poll: Mitt Romney Is Candidate Most Voters Want To Get Into Bar Fight With

I <3 the Aquarium Coffee Table

I'd love to have this at the office and the home. Click pic for more.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Stewie & Brian's Double Date


How Deep?

"How Deep is Your Love" by The Bee Gees by John Frusciante

He REALLY nails the ending by the way.


What's a Second Cousin Anyway?

I've always wondered EXACTLY what a second cousin is and I'm pretty sure I've used the term. Incorrectly along with many other people. So here's a chart. Click pic for bigger.

Time Traveler


FoodTube

If you're into the whole "cooking" thing or you want to be, you might wanna check this out. FoodTube.net takes videos from Google and YouTube which compiles an internet cookbook of sorts. For instance, this recipe for guacamole.


Death By Booze

Death by Booze, a site to tell you how much your body should be able to take. No, it's not accurate, so don't get smart about it.
It would take 8 Long Island Iced Teas to kill me
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Death by Booze

I Didn't Think I Was Too Bad at Tetris...

...until now. Now I'm fucking horrible. And just when you think you've seen it all, well, just wait until the halfway mark. Believe me. THEN, just watch what happens when dude beats the level. INSANE!


Put It In Park

I don't know what the hell happened here, but this guy's car starts rolling down a hill, he saves it though. The ending is fantastic.


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Won't Say Anything

"Won't Say Anything" by Hello Seahorse!

Here's a neat-o little video with a catchy tune and a singer that looks like she could be Meg White's second cousin. (With the same amount of rhythm, but with cute glasses.)


Behold the Visual Dictionary

Okay. I'll admit I'm a little excited about this. This is probably the neatest thing I've found on the internet in a while and I'm surprised this didn't pop up years ago. It's Merriam-Webster's Visual Dictionary. You know when you don't know what the name of something is and you just know what's associated with it? Well now you can get that word off the tip of your tongue. For instance, that little thing on the end of a shoelace...what's it called? Look up shoe, and there you go. It's called a tag. Click pic for more.

Bright Blinds

Two Japanese designers have created Bright Blinds, which are blinds to be hung on blank walls to give the appearance of a window behind them. Electroluminescent sheeting is what simulates the daylight, and the amount of light emitted is controlled via the same methods as traditional blinds. Kinda cool if you as me, but I'm sure you'd look pretty silly if you were a secret agent looking for a quick escape out that window.


Kick In Face, Flip In Fall


Madballs Are Back!

I remember having the green one, and only that one. I don't think my mom enjoyed the sight of it so she'd put in places that took me a while to find. Anyway, they're being reissued and they're only six bucks. Click pic for more.

Squares

"Squares" by The Beta Band

I haven't seen this video in years. The editing is great and the song is gentle on the ears.


101 Christmas Videos

If you're looking to get all X-mas nostalgic, here's your chance. From essential specials, to animations, to commercials, to music videos, to sitcom episodes...and it's all free. Click pic.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

What Was and Is At the Drive-In

Here's some brief education. At the Drive-In was an influential American post-hardcore band from El Paso, Texas, that was active from 1993 to 2001. The peak of their stardom was reached with the release of the single "One Armed Scissor" off the album Relationship of Command. In 2001, at the peak of their popularity and following a world tour, At the Drive-In broke up, initially referring to the split as an "indefinite hiatus." A combination of excessive hype, relentless touring, artistic differences, and guitarist Omar Rodriguez-Lopez & vocalist Cedric Bixler-Zavala's drug habits all contributed to the demise of the band.

Dancing On the Corpse's Ashes - "Invalid Litter Dept." by At the Drive-In



Shortly after the break-up, Jim Ward (vocalist/guitarist), Paul Hinojos (bassist), and Tony Hajjar (drummer) formed Sparta. Although their first album was their best in my opinion, they certainly have grown into their own skin.

"cut Your Ribbon" by Sparta



Also shortly after the break-up, Cedric Bixler-Zavala and Omar Rodriguez-Lopez formed The Mars Volta which is considered progressive rock, with jazz, punk, psychedelic, funk and Latin influences. They're known for their wild, energetic, and improvised live shows as well as their complex, often concept-based studio albums which I've found to be more difficult to listen to per release due to their song structure and musical formula which was fresh ONLY in their first album De-Loused in the Comatorium.

"Drunkship of Lanterns" by The Mars Volta


Both bands continue to produce albums at a steady pace and don't show any signs of stopping. Here's more of them for your listening pleasure:
At the Drive-In
Sparta
The Mars Volta

Slapped, The Owned

This is probably going to be the funniest thing I see all week.


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Dax Flame!: I Pulled the Ultimate Prank at Lunch


X-mas List '07 Update

Malacca Flask Umbrella - This is a pretty good idea. It's always interesting to see what companies will turn into a flask. But this...this...costs almost $900.00. Now, if you've got $900 to spend on a flask, one that doubles as an umbrella, I'm pretty sure you can drink wherever the hell you damn well please. So, if you can MAKE this for someone that would be a better bet. I'D appreciate it.

"Veronica"

For no apparent reason whatsoever "Veronica" by Elvis Costello


Martial Arts Movie - Skill = No Part


Mini Abduction

This should be a tourist attraction somewhere.

Kill Bill Vol. 1 Meets Super Mario Bros. 2


Exoskeleton Will Make Me the Superhero I was Born to Be

...that, or I'll take over the world. This thing is so fucking rad. It's mimics the body to make lifting heavy objects easier yet is graceful enough to where you can do the Hustle. Towards the end of the video, you'll see the kick-ass suits they plan to build.


"Peter, You're Me!"


Christmas is Awesome

"Christmas is Awesome" by Reuben


9 Telltale Signs You're Probably an Asshole

Below is #2: "You act as if the rules don't apply to you." Click pic for more.

Monday, November 26, 2007

What Makes 100%

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Via-Bits and Pieces

Nancy Grace's Crew Hates Her

Doing this is SO worth getting fired over.


"Slaps Only"

This was almost perfect.


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Misogyny


Rep. Gary P. Nelson (R-CT) Introduces The Gary Nelson Personal Pay Raise Bill


Rep. Gary Nelson (R-CT) Introduces The Gary Nelson Personal Pay Raise Bill

Adventure


World's Most Effective Speed Bump

You don't know how badly I would LOVE to really see this in action.


His Ability to Breed Has Been Lost


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This is Your Boss

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How to Quit a Bad Habit

Here's four questions that will help you kick that habit. Click pic for article.

Ashtray

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X-mas List '07 Update

Here's a couple more items that might make someone happy this X-mas.

Volcom "Ransom" hooded twill blazer - Click pic for info.


Kensington SlimBlade Media Mouse - Click pic for info.

Binoculars Soccer

Hey, it's Japanese TV. What more do I have to say?


Face Damage In 3 Seconds or Less, or Your Money Back


New Verizon Phones Stupidly Set Off Alarm When You Dial 911

Why anyone would think this is a good idea is completely beyond me. If you hide and make the call, you're found. So stupid. Click pic for the article.

Aaayyy. The Fonz Thinks Jack Bauer is The Coolness

Click pic for more.

They Want to Put Her Into Rehab, Even If She Says, "No, No, No"

And I think that's fantastic. This whore's on-stage shenanigans need to be stopped.

Proof That the Moon Landing Footage Was Staged


Wednesday, November 21, 2007

What. The. F*CK???


Harder, Bodies, Faster, Stronger

Someone did something similar to this Daft Punk recreation, but on their hands. I think this surpasses it. You'll be impressed at how it actually starts a groove.


Please Help Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide

Penn and Teller are smart. These people are stupid.


How to Win Guess Who? In One Move


Do You Speak English?


Dax Flame!: Home Depot NIGHTMARE


Tom Cruise is a Cock-Block

This is probably the best Tom Cruise impression I've ever seen.

Paper, Rock, Scissors


A Little Sideways, Anyone?


DuckTales


"Breakout"

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"Oh Man, Oh God"


This Year, Carve Your Turkey Like a Butcher

Full details and even a great video to make your scrummach hungry after the jump. Click pic.

The Sexy Amy Winehouse...

This is just amazing. I shocked that she actually looked good at all.

Before...


And after...

Something in me says this isn't the same person. Someone let me know if that's the case.

Round Point Bullet vs. Hollow Point Bullet

So...I hope I never get shot by either. Click pic.

A Shameless Bollywood Matrix Rip-Off

I'll give this an "F" for effort.



And here's the end of that shit scene...

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

A Message to You

Hey everyone. I haven't been able to update as much as I'd like to recently but if you're reading this you must be checking back often. A giant thank you for that. I really enjoy the response from you loyal readers and I hope you continue to enjoy Nothing For X. Now let's get back to this shit...

Super Bingo!!!!!

And now...from the makers of Powerthirst, comes Super Bingo.


Dax Flame!: Suspended For Obeying the Rules


Multiply

"Multiply" by Tilde


Green Team!!!

Here's a tip: Shut your fucking mouth."


Healthy Food? F*ck You!

Men's Health Magazine goes over 12 unhealthy foods that consumers think are nutritious. I was a bit surprized. Click pic.

Fancy Pants

Kill some time with this online Flash version of Sonic the Hedgehog. Plenty of fun. Click pic.

Holy Sh*t

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Candidate Mike Huckabee Made Me Laugh

Although he's using Chuck Norris facts, this is pretty good. Two quotes from this political ad:

1) “My plan to secure the border? Two words: Chuck. Norris.”...and,

2) “Chuck Norris doesn’t endorse. He tells America how it’s gonna be."


X-Mas List 2007 Update

Here's a couple more things to add to the X-mas List. I hope I'm giving you guys ideas to give to loved ones this year. So you don't end up getting...you know, crap.

Cook Book Needs to Be Cooked Before Used
This is pretty neat just to have. Click pic.


Family Guy Freakin' Party Pack
This wouldn't really make any sense for me to have since I have every season already, but for die hard fans and collectors this is probably worth it. It comes with Family Guy ping pong paddles, net and balls, a bunch of poker chips and cards, and a clear plastic carrying case. Click pic.

Invisible Piano

Lol!


Nonconformity


A Dinner Trick That I Hope One of You Sends Me A Pic of During the Holidays


Americans Enjoying Thanksgiving Tradition of Sitting Around at Airport


Americans Enjoying Thanksgiving Tradition Of Sitting Around At Airport

Left-Handed

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Diet Coke + Mentos

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Monday, November 12, 2007

Dax Flame!: A Success Today When I Asked Annie to Date Me At School


RadioHead Cover

"Headmaster Ritual" by The Smiths, by Radiohead


Fresh-baked Cookies

"Two students at Southern Illinois University in Edwardsville kidnapped, paddled and burned a young man with fresh-baked cookies..." Yeah. You read that right. I know. I had the same reaction. Click pic for the ridiculous story.

X-mas List 2007 Update

Check out this fantastic jacket! Waterproof, welded seams, and will probably go down on you if asked nicely. Click pic.

Angular Momentum

Aww. :-/ Click pic for bigger.

Dish Drainer Project

This is a pretty good idea and I'm surprised no one else has come up with it by now. Basically you wash your dishes and let them drip-dry over your plants so you don't have to water them. This would work out well for me because I have a lot of trouble remembering to water my plants. Which is why I don't have any. And then again, I have a dishwasher...that I don't use. Well, I DO use it but I use it as a drip-dryer 'cause it can hold so many dishes. what a dumb idea this thing is. Click pic for more.

Playground Faceplant


Rainman: The Abridged Version

This makes me want to buy the DVD.


The 5 Most Unintentionally Hilarious Comic Strips

Look at the pic below. Take a minute and try to get your lip to bend that way. Click pic and enjoy. The Dick Tracy one had me rolling.