Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Cinema Fiction Vs. Physics Reality
Skeptics show you why vampires, ghosts, and zombies don't exist just to ruin any excitement you had over your shitty costume. Click pic.
In-F*cking-Credible
Check this shit out. Philips has developed something absolutely incredible. Windows that change beautifully to allow more or less light into the room.
Keyport Available Soon
No more need for those pesky, complicated keyrings anymore. You can throw that shit AWAY! You won't need it with the new Keyport that allows up to six keys to be easily accessed, much like MY keyring. Unlike my keyring, it does some other shit that I would never really use where as mine opens beer bottles. Another good point is that my keyring was free...and not $295 plus shipping. Click pic.
Carbon Dioxide Bubble Bath
I don't see the point. I don't know what the hell's going on. I don't know what he says. But here you go.
How to Light Coke On Fire
Amazing - How To Ignite COKE - Watch more funny videos here
And here's a little nifty trick to take camping with you...
Campfire In A Can! - Click here for this week’s top video clips
An Open Letter to the Guy From Rascal Flatts...
...pleading for a chance to borrow his flaming douchebag costume for Halloween. If you listen to super shitty music and/or like Rascal Flatts, you'll probably be offended. Click pic.
Need Your Needs
"Need Your Needs" by Georgie James
I'm not sure what it is about the music in this song but I love it. I havent even fully listened to the lyrics yet.
Georgie James - Need Your Needs
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I'm not sure what it is about the music in this song but I love it. I havent even fully listened to the lyrics yet.
Georgie James - Need Your Needs
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Tuesday, October 30, 2007
My Halloween Costume!
Just in time for Halloween...the Christopher Walken cut-out mask. Wowie wow! Click pic.
And while I'm at it, here's some more CW stuff...
Geico Commercial
Weapon of Choice
Highlights
And while I'm at it, here's some more CW stuff...
Geico Commercial
Weapon of Choice
Highlights
Fat Kid Ouch
You know it hurts when it looks like he's going into the Truffle Shuffle for that brief moment.
Squirrel Outfits
I don't know why anyone would do this, but I'm pretty sure it's not in the name of art. Click pic.
Monday, October 29, 2007
Guitar Hero III
It's out. And I'm going to RIP THE LID OFF that mother fucker!!!
Speaking of ripping the lid off, here's some Ron Burgundy:
Speaking of ripping the lid off, here's some Ron Burgundy:
NEW MADDOX!: Fashion Tips For Women From a Guy Who Knows Dick About Fashion
Maddox RARELY updates his blog, but when he does, it's worth it. I pretty much agree with about 95% of everything that he puts up and this is no exception. Click pic for the hilarious post.
Extreme Hangman
When was the last time you played a good game of Hangman. Or rather, when have you EVER? Now's your chance to. I present to you, Extreme Hangman. Click pic.
I <3 Slides
Here's a collection of a bunch of people not knowing how to operate a slide. It's probably in large part due to the fact that every single one of them are wearing really shitty clothing.
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http://view.break.com/388953 - Watch more free videos
Jones Soda Makes My Mouth Weird
When I was out picking up Guitar Hero III today I passed by this little can of weird. It's Jones soda (which is always good) but candy corn flavored. I had to think about this for a minute. I don't really like the candy but I really wanted to try it. It was cheap for a 4-pack, so I picked it up, and DAMN. That TOTALLY tastes like candy corn. So, if you're at Target and feel like picking up some candy your kids can drink, pick this up for under $2. Happy drinking.
How to Make Your Own Light Saber
Just in case you're not actually a Jedi and want to dress up like one this Halloween, here you go. Click pic.
"Clocks" Buena Vista Social Club Remix
It's been a long time since Coldplay's sounded good. This time, it's not even because of them.
As If People Weren't Lazy Enough...
You Are Never Alone
"You Are Never Alone" by SoCalled
Here's a VERY creative video for your viewing pleasure. It only cost $5,000 to make and scored a million views on YouTube in only a week. And for good reason. Enjoy.
Here's a VERY creative video for your viewing pleasure. It only cost $5,000 to make and scored a million views on YouTube in only a week. And for good reason. Enjoy.
Finally! Multiplication With Your Fingers
I've been trying to figure this out for ages. I saw it in that Edward James Olmos movie when I was little but didn't pay enough attention to it. But now it's here. On my blog.
::: Body Part Math ::: - The funniest movie is here. Find it
::: Body Part Math ::: - The funniest movie is here. Find it
One of the Ugliest Guitar Faces You've Ever Seen
This is like me on Guitar Hero. Except. Minus the stupid, constant, ugly face.
Friday, October 26, 2007
Teenager In Go-Kart Escapes
Teenager in go-kart eludes seven German police cars. Chief to advocate equipping all police vehicles with red turtle shells. Click pic for story.
Holy Sh*t. Human Organs Are Being Created In Labs
This is just incredible. Human organs are being made using human cells. For instance, a tiny heart that starts beating after four hours of being made.
WIRED SCIENCE | Body Builders | PBS - More amazing video clips are a click away
WIRED SCIENCE | Body Builders | PBS - More amazing video clips are a click away
Burnin'
I would love to have this home flame in my apartment. With my luck, the breeze'll pick up and set my place on fire. Wait, that's been happening. Bad joke. Click pic.
Dinner Guests
Getting rid of dinner guests can be difficult. You don't want to rush them out, but you also don't want them to stay. Here's some dinner guests saying goodbye.
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Saying Goodbye After a Dinner Party - Watch more free videos
Ms. Pac Man Rings = Awesome
One day, I'm going to marry miss Pac Man. And I'm going to propose to her with one of her rings, which will probably excite her so much, she'll gobble me up. Click pic.
Pre-Flight Safety Announcement
When I get on the plane, I hope everything's as chill and enjoyable as this announcement.
Thursday, October 25, 2007
24!: HOLY. F*CKING. SH*T.
The new season of 24 is coming. Click pic to see the incredible trailer for season 7. I'll only give one thing away. HE'S STILL ALIVE!
Obvious: SJP Voted Unsexiest Woman
Yes, it has happened. Sarah Jessica Parker has been voted the world's unsexiest woman. Click that horrendous face to see the top five that I couldn't agree more with.
Wednesday, October 24, 2007
One of the Best Compilations. EVER.
If I were you, I'd put this on mute because the music is absolutely wretched.
Married Couple Gets Wedding Album They Couldn't Afford 27 Years Ago
Click pic for the heart warming story.
You Know You're Hardcore...
...when you fly over the hadlebars of your own ATV and it has the common courtesy to run you over while it exclaims, "Fuck you, I'm free."
Toothbrush Couch
A Bucks New University student "rethinks" the classic couch. Not only will you lose your change, but probably your pet and a small child. Click pic.
I Want a Tiny Chopper!!!
These badass little things better end up in my apartment soon. Click pic for more.
SleepTracker is the Best Product For Sleepy People
First chance I get, I'm going to buy this. It's an alarm but tracks your sleep patern and chooses an optimal time to wake you up so you don't feel tired or groggy. Click pic for more.
Paris Hilton's New Movie Looks INCREDIBLE
Now, just replace "INCREDIBLE" with "TOTALLY FUCKING SILLY/STUPID/GAWD AWFUL/RIDICULOUS/LAME/ANNOYING."
Oh My God, This is Incredible
This picture of Christ might look like a regular picture of Christ, but it's not. Click pic to look closely at how it was made.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
The Most Entertaining Sesame Street Video. Ever.
I have to dedicate this to a darling little girl. Hopefully she'll like it. I thought this thing was HI-larious. Enjoy, Paige. :)
Top 10 Celebrity Butterfaces
Naturally, it includes the gorgeous Sarah Jessica Parker. Click on her ugly mug to be taken to more ugly mugs.
The Japanese Narrow Jump
Yes, it's that time again to enjoy Japanese game show insanity. Bug suits, and a narrow/high jump, and garlic.
Friday, October 19, 2007
Fall Up the Escalator
I'd be pretty upset if my day started or ended like this.
Old Man Falls Up Escalator - Watch more free videos
Old Man Falls Up Escalator - Watch more free videos
Subway Dance Off
Although I probably would've preferred to have a nice quiet subway ride home, I'm pretty sure I would've appreciated seeing this live.
Britney Spears, Mom of the Year, Now Driver of the Year
Not only can she do whatever she wants, but now she can do whatever she wants to people's feet. Click pic for article and video.
Women Drivers At It Again
Some woman thinks it's safe to drive 70 MPH half awake. Click pic for video and story.
Thursday, October 18, 2007
The "Blog" of "Unnecessary" Quotaion Marks
This is fucking HI-larious. And it dates back to 2005! I've come to realize a lot of people think that "quotations" hold the same meaning as underlining. And "those" people are freakin' r-tards. Click pic.
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