This is an ultimate classic. I remember seeing this when I was about 9 and loving it.
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Happy 57th Birthday Phil Collins
"Easy Lover" by Phil Collins
You've put out a LOT of crap. Here's one of the good ones.
You've put out a LOT of crap. Here's one of the good ones.
The (Stupid) Hawaii Chair
Tired of sitting on your ass looking like a normal human being? Then try the Hawaii Chair and look like a complete fucking jerkoff.
Tom Petty to Play Guitar Hero III for Super Bowl Halftime Performance. Wait...WTF?
Tom Petty doesn't want to bore you with a crappy performance, so he's going to tackle "Through the Fire and Flames" by DragonForce. On Expert. Click pic for more.
Chick Attempts FGAS and Fails
FGAS: Fat Girl Angle Shot. BOY does she fail. Click pic to see why...besides the obvious fact that she's ugly.
The Moldable Mouse
Is your mouse not ergonomic enough? If you answered yes then here's the mouse for you. The Lite-On Technology Moldable Mouse is made from lightweight moldable clay covered by a nylon and polyurethane fabric. You mold it into the shape you want, slap on the buttons and scroll pad (which communicate with the device via radio) and you're good to go. The design was even good enough to win a Red Dot Design Award. I know I really need one -- I think I'm getting crappy tunnel from my non-ergonomic mouse. This would be great for people like me or anyone that was born with a lobster claw instead of an arm. And if you were born with a lobster claw instead of an arm I want to eat it.
Yes, Smithers. Now Take it Off. Slowly.
I'm not the biggest Simpsons fan, but I'd totally film myself over the internet with this thing. Click pic.
It's Better When It's Sweater
The Lacoste Supima Cotton Jersey Sweater ($165) offers fashion that will serve you well as the weather transitions from winter's cold to springtime cool. Available in standard black or a light, versatile grey. Click pic.
Bush Chokes On a Pretzel
This is one of many fantastic photos by Alison Jackson. Click pic for more. After the jump, click on the interesting press release.
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
The Most Awesome Skate Video You'll EVER See
This is just beautiful. Unfortunately people don't die, but it's still incredible. Enjoy.
Ditch Jump: FAIL
The scream that he does when he trips before the jump is priceless. Especially in slow motion.
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Parkour: FAIL
Ha, silly kids. Parkour is for highly trained professionals. Bitches.
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Painful Parkour Accident - Watch more free videos
Yes. F*cking Believe It.
It's the world's first canned cheeseburger. Costs about five bucks, and is ready after 9 minutes of boiling. Click pic.
Behold the Power of Cheese
Eighty person brawl goes down at a Chuck E. Cheese. Wait...what? Click pic for more.
Hayden Panettiere Says "Don't Kill Dolphins"
Meanwhile, her new purse line...kinda LEATHER. Click pic.
Sick of the Noise
I know people that don't think before they execute their actions...much like this gentleman and his scissors. Click pic.
Ridiculous: Van Halen's "Runnin' With the Devil" (Vocal Track)
Ever wondered what this song would sound like without all the guitar and drums and shit? Neither have I, but I got a kick out of it.
And here's the finished product that doesn't sound as ridiculous.
And here's the finished product that doesn't sound as ridiculous.
Monday, January 28, 2008
New Kids On the Block: The Return
As horrifying as this is, I'm sure this is going to make someone really happy today. Click pic for the unfortunate news.
Harvie Krumpet: One of the Best Short Films. Ever.
This can be a little sad, but this is what animated short films should all be about. This is incredible and deserved every award it won. Enjoy.
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Part 1
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We Know Something You Don't Know
"We Know Something You Don't Know" by DJ Format
Some of you might recognize the breakin' bear at 1:41 that's become a popular GIF.
Some of you might recognize the breakin' bear at 1:41 that's become a popular GIF.
Friday, January 25, 2008
How Many Different Pizzas Are There?
Well here's a whole fucking list of regional pizzas! Eat a different slice all weekend. Click pic.
Stop EVERYTHING. I Think I'm In Love.
Horrible Sarah Jessica Parker is at it again. Here's a couple pics from a photo shoot in New York for the "Sex and the City" movie, and I dare anyone to look dumber than this. It's unthinkable that this goblin is heralded as a fashion icon and this is how she dresses. I guess they know she's ugly so they have to wrap her in stuff even uglier to made her look less ugly by comparison. Click pic for full size.
FAN-f*cking-tastic!
"Black Mirror" by The Arcade Fire
This is just fan-fucking-tastic. Click pic below and you'll jump to the video. Please be patient, it takes a minute to load. This video is great but this is something I haven't done before. At the bottom of the screen there are numbers, 1-6. During the video, you can hit those buttons on your keyboard and it takes away parts of the song. Hit 2, the drums disappear. Hit it again, they come back. 1 is the vocals. Check it out.
This is just fan-fucking-tastic. Click pic below and you'll jump to the video. Please be patient, it takes a minute to load. This video is great but this is something I haven't done before. At the bottom of the screen there are numbers, 1-6. During the video, you can hit those buttons on your keyboard and it takes away parts of the song. Hit 2, the drums disappear. Hit it again, they come back. 1 is the vocals. Check it out.
Missing Scott Weiland Poses Questions About Velvet Revolver
In other news, Scott Weiland is missing. Click pic.
Cool: Toy Story 3. Bonus: In 3-D
Disney issued a press release stating that starting in 2009 they'll be releasing the first two Toy Story films in 3-D and releasing Toy Story 3 in 3-D in June of 2010. Click pic for more.
What Did Ellen DeGeneres Get For Her 50th Birthday?
Her TV show staffers found the band responsible for her favorite song to come play it for her live.
"Anything, Anything (I'll Give You)" by Dramarama
"Anything, Anything (I'll Give You)" by Dramarama
Global Music Sales Fell 10% Last Year
All because the Three Days Grace for the 10,000 Maniacs Rolling Stones in Amy's Winehouse wasn't The Cure. Click pic for story.
Well It's About DAMN Time
And now, I present to you, the personal microwave. And I think it only makes sense that there should also be a personal freezer. But that's just me. Actually this is almost stupid because there isn't a personal freezer.
New Year's Slip & Slide
Japanese comedians celebrate the new year by covering themselves in slime and attempt to slip and slide their way across a sloped platform. Oh and there's pools of water on both sides. That's all you need to know.
UB40 Singer Ali Campbell Quits the Band After 30 Years
In other news, UB40 was still together. Click pic for story.
The Top 5 Most Ill-Conceived Action Figures
#1 is a little disappointing to me, but still so true. Click pic.
Thursday, January 24, 2008
You Suck at Photoshop
This is the third volume and I say it's the best one. Basically, Donnie shows you very simple Photoshop techniques, while he hates life. In this one he erases the wedding ring off his wife's finger. Or rather, her fat, deceitful meatstick.
Here's the first one.
Here's the first one.
Google Translates...Heath Ledger
Click pic. After the jump enter "Heath Ledger is dead" and you'll get something...a little unexpected.
UPDATE (4:22pm PST): Apparently, someone likes to ruin everybody's fun. I just tried this out again, and it no longer works. For some reason when you would type in "Heath Ledger is dead" the "spanish" translation of it was "Tom Cruise está muerto." Yeah I don't get it either. Anyway, sorry about that. Thanks KT for the catch.
UPDATE (4:22pm PST): Apparently, someone likes to ruin everybody's fun. I just tried this out again, and it no longer works. For some reason when you would type in "Heath Ledger is dead" the "spanish" translation of it was "Tom Cruise está muerto." Yeah I don't get it either. Anyway, sorry about that. Thanks KT for the catch.
Animated Storybook Brilliance!
This short is incredible. It reminds me a lot of the books I used to read when I was younger. Which...would explain a lot.
Illuminant = Beautiful
"Illuminant" by Efterklang
"This is gorgeous, really, every frame of this thing has something to take in. Yeah, the floating babies and two-headed men are familiar "weird video" territory, but the rich colors and mind-blowing detail make that easy to forget. Tobias Stretch, combining bits of Kubrick and Gondry in just the right proportions, directs."
These are the words from people at Pitchfork, when it comes to the new Efterklang video.
"This is gorgeous, really, every frame of this thing has something to take in. Yeah, the floating babies and two-headed men are familiar "weird video" territory, but the rich colors and mind-blowing detail make that easy to forget. Tobias Stretch, combining bits of Kubrick and Gondry in just the right proportions, directs."
These are the words from people at Pitchfork, when it comes to the new Efterklang video.
The Canadian Brown Finch
A local news reporter has a mouthful for these overpopulating birds. Wait. I mean, he's got a mouthful OF these overpopulating birds.
International Delete Your MySpace Page
A fed up blogger has declared January 30th as International Delete Your MySpace Page Day. I really want to see what happens if this actually gets around. Click pic.
Heath Ledger's Eerie Interview
Here's a recent interview with Heath Ledger. You don't really need to watch the whole thing. The first couple minutes might be enough. Click pic.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
"Lucky" by Nada Surf: Full Album Stream
Nada Surf is going to let us be lucky enough to preview their new album before its release on Feb. 5th. Starting Friday, you can stream the album off their MySpace page. Click pic to jump there.
Tuesday, January 22, 2008
NEWS FLASH!: Heath Ledger Dead at 28
Heath Ledger's been found dead in his apartment. Mysteriously, The Joker can't be found for questioning. He...oh wait. Click pic for the story.
Jerry O'Connell is Tome Cruise
Jerry O'Connell spoofs the recent Tom Totally Insane Cruise interview.
More Candidates Courting the Fat Vote
"It made me like her more, and, it made me want to have some ice cream."
As Obese Population Rises, More Candidates Courting The Fat Vote
As Obese Population Rises, More Candidates Courting The Fat Vote
Guitar and Marionette
This was a lot cuter than I thought it was going to be.
Guitar And Marionette - The funniest videos clips are here
Guitar And Marionette - The funniest videos clips are here
Monday, January 21, 2008
Out of My League, I Have Birds in My Sleeves and I Wanna Rush in With the Fools
"Squalor Victoria" by The National
This song is very simple and this fan video compliments it rather well. It's a beautiful, simple compilation. It's quickly becoming a favorite.
This song is very simple and this fan video compliments it rather well. It's a beautiful, simple compilation. It's quickly becoming a favorite.
I Miss You Less and Less Everyday
"Skeleton Key" by Margot and the Nuclear So & So's
Important lyrics. Very cryptic. Many different meanings. If you get the chance, download the album version of this song. Much better than what you see here.
Important lyrics. Very cryptic. Many different meanings. If you get the chance, download the album version of this song. Much better than what you see here.
Someone Tells You How Much Dane Cook's New Album Sucks. In 2,600 Words.
Click pic for the review.
"Cook’s jokes are almost exclusively based on funny sounding words. He’s obviously well researched in the linguistics of his trailing generation. He’s a 35-year-old who talks like he’s about to flunk the seventh grade for the fourth time. Kicking off Rough Around the Edges is a rousing tale of his father teasing the seven Cook children about a visit to “Benson’s Animal Farm” (a bit the commentary reveals was written some 15 years ago). One of the jokes for that story was that Cook used to say “skiddly-do” during jubilant childhood moments. “Skiddly-do” is a nothing piece of idiocy, the same thing as “bukka-bukka” or “woozle-wuzzle”, forgotten faster than the I Didn’t Do It boy. The fact that he uses words like “chief” and “gaylord” are also jokes. So all you need is a slang thesaurus or access to UrbanDictionary.com and you can write your own Cook routines ad nauseam."
"Cook’s jokes are almost exclusively based on funny sounding words. He’s obviously well researched in the linguistics of his trailing generation. He’s a 35-year-old who talks like he’s about to flunk the seventh grade for the fourth time. Kicking off Rough Around the Edges is a rousing tale of his father teasing the seven Cook children about a visit to “Benson’s Animal Farm” (a bit the commentary reveals was written some 15 years ago). One of the jokes for that story was that Cook used to say “skiddly-do” during jubilant childhood moments. “Skiddly-do” is a nothing piece of idiocy, the same thing as “bukka-bukka” or “woozle-wuzzle”, forgotten faster than the I Didn’t Do It boy. The fact that he uses words like “chief” and “gaylord” are also jokes. So all you need is a slang thesaurus or access to UrbanDictionary.com and you can write your own Cook routines ad nauseam."
Britney's New English Accent is AWESOME
Lucky for her she can just come up with an accent. Some people actually have to grow up learning how to speak with one!
This Guys Shooting Average Would Go Up...
...if he could only keep his leg from snapping when he shoots the ball.
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Friday, January 18, 2008
This Post Contains Partial Nudity
I'm not big on posting nudity on this site, so if you're not old enough or you don't dig that, then skip this...but this is just WAY worth it. This is a webcam chick doing her thing...which really isn't much of a thing. Her tits pop out a couple times and there's some ass-shaking you really can't see. Just watch her do her thing. OR you can skip to about thiry seconds into it. Enjoy.
Good News: Scarlett Johansson Has a Twin
Bad news: it's a dude. Click pic for more stars with twins.
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