But as far as this mixtape goes there's some Stereolove, Georgie James, Cat Stevens, a little something if you enjoyed the Watchmen trailer, and yes, even some Coldplay. Be safe everyone!
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Weekend Mixtape!!! 8/29/2008
Well it's Labor Day weekend and I didn't even realize it was upon us, so there won't be a Labor Day Mixtape. BUT if you're going to be celebrating or whatever and you'd like to hear a good "party" mix, you can check out the Memorial Day Mixtape, the July 4th Mixtape, or even the Oldies Mixtape if you have a lowrider.
But as far as this mixtape goes there's some Stereolove, Georgie James, Cat Stevens, a little something if you enjoyed the Watchmen trailer, and yes, even some Coldplay. Be safe everyone!
But as far as this mixtape goes there's some Stereolove, Georgie James, Cat Stevens, a little something if you enjoyed the Watchmen trailer, and yes, even some Coldplay. Be safe everyone!
F*cking Awesome: IMDB Users Have Rated 'Disaster Movie' A 1.3, the Lowest Ever
Hahahahahahahahahaha. Click pic.
If the Cops Let You Go After Blowing Over the Limit Three Times...
...and allow your friend to drive you home, don't get caught the same night at another checkpoint FOUR TIMES over the legal limit. Click pic.
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Why Haven't I Seen This Amazing Effect Before???
"Jump In the Pool" by Friendly Fires
The effect I'm talking about is flipping the camera upside down and under water.
The effect I'm talking about is flipping the camera upside down and under water.
HORRIBLE: Mario Theme Played In Wii Music
This made me say "WOW" but only because it's amazing how horribly this was performed in front of so many people.
Happy Bacon Day!!!
Bacon Day is held on the Saturday before Labor Day US (the first Monday of September). Click pic.
Black Stealth 3-Channel R/C Helicopter, Will Make You A Kid Again
Unlike most other small toy helicopters, which always fly forward and have ultra-sensitive controls, the Stealth features dual counter-rotating blades, three channels of directional control — up and down, left and right, and backwards and forwards — and solid controls to make sure you stay right on target. Save $5 with coupon code 8EBB. Click pic.
Sony Cyber-Shot T500 Makes Me Want To Take MySpace Profile Pictures
The new Sony Cyber-Shot T500 ($400; September 2008) shoots both pictures and 720p HD video. It packs a 10-megapixel sensor, a Carl Zeiss 5x optical zoom lens, optical Steady Shot image stabilization, Memory Stick storage, and more. Click pic.
Awesome Animated Optical Illusions
This trick is over 100 years old, yet ...incredible.
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Animated Optical Illusion! - video powered by Metacafe
Friday, August 29, 2008
Japan Sucks Because 'The Dark Knight' Sucks
What a country full of assholes. The Dark Knight isn’t doing very well in Japan. In two weeks it has made just $8.7 million, and in it’s second week got beaten by The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor and What Happens in Vegas. Explains Japanese film critic Chika Minagawa:
“The story is very pessimistic. It has a dark and gloomy texture that Japanese movie fans do not find appealing in a ‘comic hero’ film…Japanese movie fans expect such films to be fun and action packed, for the hero to be attractive, for the villain to be loud and outrageous, and for the movie itself to be easy to understand and light.”
I for one, am NEVER going to Rolling Rice ever again!
Max Payne Is Looking Good
When the trailer first hit...eh. But now, it's looking pretty fucking nuts. I've played both (is there more than two? Eh, who cares) Max Payne games and there wasn't all this flying demon shit going on, so I don't really know what that has to do with anything. But, Mila Kunis is in it, although stupidly miscast. And you know what fine sir? I don't mind. Is there an ice cream flavor called Mila Kunis? There should be.
"Uh, two scoops of the...uhhhhhh...hmm...two scoops of the Mila Kunis."
"Cup or cone?"
"Ooh...yeah. C u p."
"Uh, two scoops of the...uhhhhhh...hmm...two scoops of the Mila Kunis."
"Cup or cone?"
"Ooh...yeah. C u p."
Zodiac Killer's Identity "Possibly" Found
Now, when I say "possibly" I mean, 'cause it's not confirmed. Other than that, all signs point to yes. It's almost funny that this needs to be investigated. Click pic, news video after the jump.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
"F*cking Look At This Photograph!!!"
Just when you thought Nickelback couldn't get any better/wrose.
Katy Perry Had Her Boobies Molded Fo...
...Umm. Katy, uh. She did, this thing, for...Something about some organization. Something about a week, or something about 32DD breats. Not really sure. Wasn't listening.
I Hate Coldplay, But Wait...
I'm long over Coldplay and find them to me much of a jooke nowadays. Now, I hadn't seen this video until last night. I don't know why. I guess I figured it'd be pretty silly. But I was wrong. I think this video is their best one. And that' sprobably because it seems like they ripped The Beatles off somehow. So enjoy it wif me, SON.
"Violet Hill" by Coldplay
"Violet Hill" by Coldplay
Ever Wonder What Michael Jackson Would Like Now Without All the Surgery?
Wonder no more. Thank goodness scientists are working on something important. Click pic.
Guitar Praise: The Guitar Hero For Little Baby Jebus
So some Jebus freak decided to ruin of the only sacred things in this universe and turn Guitar Hero into Bible Hero. Luckly, nobody wants to market this piece of shit, so it's available for pc and Mac. Ha. Mac. Phooey on youey. Click pic for more.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Want: This Watch IS Awesomeness
The Rogue is a watch that, when worn, lets others know you're "are teh hotness."
The $155 watch comes in both black and silver, and is more than likely the best $155 you can spend. Ever. So, how do you read it?
"Once mastered, navigating the time is simple, but creates a sense of mystique to the uninformed. The outer ring of small dots represents minutes, every fifth dot being slightly smaller to distinguish five minute groups. The ring of large blocks represents rough minutes, the position of the gap indicating approximate minutes. The inner ring of blocks represents hours, the position of the gap in the ring showing the current hour as on a clock face."
Or, maybe this would help.
Perfect sense. Right? I'm going to tell people it does time travel. And we'll see how far that gets me. Click either pic for more.
The $155 watch comes in both black and silver, and is more than likely the best $155 you can spend. Ever. So, how do you read it?
"Once mastered, navigating the time is simple, but creates a sense of mystique to the uninformed. The outer ring of small dots represents minutes, every fifth dot being slightly smaller to distinguish five minute groups. The ring of large blocks represents rough minutes, the position of the gap indicating approximate minutes. The inner ring of blocks represents hours, the position of the gap in the ring showing the current hour as on a clock face."
Or, maybe this would help.
Perfect sense. Right? I'm going to tell people it does time travel. And we'll see how far that gets me. Click either pic for more.
How Not To Get A DUI: A Bottle Of Vodka In the Front Seat, Twin Daughters In the Back
Surprisingly, she looks like she needs more. Go Sacramento! Click pic.
Remember the Voice Over Guy Whose Birthday Was Yesterday? Well...
...Don LaFontaine, the "movie trailer voice guy" is trapped in a world where there's a bloodclot in his lung. Click pic.
Robots Are Going To Kill Us All
This clip is from a BBC show called The Wrong Door which is about robots and how much they want to hurt us. It's apparently a sketch comedy show. But, it scares me. One day friends, one day...we're all going to be sorry.
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Author Of '100 Things To Do Before You Die' Forgot To Include "Wear A Helmet Around the House"
The 47 year-old author dies after hitting head in household fall. Click pic.
The Top 10 Most Overrated Movies
I completely agree with 10, 6 & 2...and I have NO fucking clue with the hell 8 is even doing on the list. Click pic.
Yes You Know Him. Happy Birthday 68th Don LaFontaine
750,000 television spots, 5,000 movie trailers, 1 voice.
Monday, August 25, 2008
What's a Jowler? THIS Is A Jowler.
"This site is a place for you to upload and browse a unique type of photo that we like to call the Jowler. These fun pictures are created when the subject of a photo shakes their head really fast while the picture is taken. So, enjoy these unique expressions and if you feel up to it, take a few of your own and post em up." Click pic and enjoy.
FAIL: Corey Feldman Gives His Wife the Horrible Gift Of Music
The only question I have is, how'd he get such a cute wife?
Prepare To Be Ripped-Off: Transporter 3
Here's the trailer for Transporter 3. I think I cried a little.
Man Accidentally Locks Keys In Car...
...which somehow results in him stabbing himself to death. Click pic.
Happy 50th Birthday Tim Burton!
In celebration, here is "Frankenweenie," the short film that got him fired from Disney for "wasting company resources." Jerks.
Happy 40th Birthday Rachel Ray!
Yeah...40! WTF. 40! Here's a long lost audio recording from back when she used to teach sex ed, before she got famous.
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Weekend Mixtape!!! 8/22/2008
Ahh yes. Another weekend, another mixtape. This week's tape features some Anthony Green of Circa Survive, Les Savy Fav, Taken By Cars, The Frames, and some French Kicks. Have a good weekend!
The News, One Hour Before the World Changed
Here's a clip of a bunch of news stories being broadcasted just an hour before the bulletins.
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Ohhh Hell Naww: The Spider Lamp
Only a real asshole would get this real asshole item and give it as a real asshole gift. Click pic.
Kevin Smith Has Seen J.J. Abrahms' Star Trek...Maybe.
He saw a movie he's not supposed to talk about. But apprently, the stars in the movie absolutely trek. Click pic.
Happy Birthday Ray Park!
Here's him as Darth Maul...easily, the best part of the entire Star Wars prequel trilogy.
Friday, August 22, 2008
Gwen Stefani & Gavin Stefani's New Kid Has the Worst Name Of the Year
Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Yup. That's the truth. Click pic.
Burglar + Shoelace = FAIL
Man attempting to burglarize house gets his shoelace caught, ends up hanging upside down until the homeowner arrives home and calls police. Whoops. Click pic.
Captain Obvious Just Snapped His Fingers Twice In Your Face: "Gaydar" Is Real
Hollerrrrrrr! Click pic.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Hloy Carp! The Guitar Hero 4 Setlist Is Up! No Rly!
Ahh yes, we're getting closer and closer to the release of Guitar Hero 4 and judging by what I've seen so far, this is going to be much more fun than any other one. Especially that sorry-ass Aerosmith one.
Here's a few of the tracks to be excited about:
At the Drive-in - One Armed Scissor
Billy Idol - Rebel Yell
Foo Fighters - Everlong
Interpol - Obstacle1
Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze Live
Mars Volta - L'Via L'Viaquez
Michael Jackson - Beat It
Survivor - Eye of the Tiger
System of a Down - BYOB
The Eagles - Hotel California
Click pic for lots more.
Mega Man Has An Energy Drink Coming Out. Wait. What?
To coincide with the release of Mega Man 9 he gets his own energy drink.
"The drink will be called “Rockman E Can Drink” because it’s coming out in Japan and Mega Man is called Rockman over there. The drink will cost ¥137, or about $1.25 a can. No word on what it tastes like, though."
Which means it tastes like an energy drink. Or, it's going to taste like Mega Man's undies wrung out. Click above pic.
Dancing Mega Man can keep going all night long. Like Lionel Richie.
"The drink will be called “Rockman E Can Drink” because it’s coming out in Japan and Mega Man is called Rockman over there. The drink will cost ¥137, or about $1.25 a can. No word on what it tastes like, though."
Which means it tastes like an energy drink. Or, it's going to taste like Mega Man's undies wrung out. Click above pic.
Dancing Mega Man can keep going all night long. Like Lionel Richie.
Somebody Did Something Good With That Shitty Version Of Guitar Hero From the Nintendo DS
Eric Ruckman, unhappy with the gameplay of Guitar Hero: On Tour decided that, instead of cutting his loses, he'd mod a PS2 Guitar Hero controller to play the game.
"As you can see above, that includes a special housing for the DS itself (it's still used for strumming), and even a built-in FM transmitter with its own screen, which lets him pump the audio through his home sound system."
Sweet modding skills Eric, but as the old saying goes, "just because you can, you probably shouldn't have."
"As you can see above, that includes a special housing for the DS itself (it's still used for strumming), and even a built-in FM transmitter with its own screen, which lets him pump the audio through his home sound system."
Sweet modding skills Eric, but as the old saying goes, "just because you can, you probably shouldn't have."
I Have A New Favorite Blog: Shows I Missed
We are all very busy people. Well, most of us are. And we don't have time to do this shit we want/should/could do whether the reason is good or not. Not hitting up a movie, skipping the party, not going to the gym, or in this case, not seeing a few bands.
Shows I Missed goes into that. A reason to why those shows were missed with an honesty you won't find in a lot of blogs. This is easily one of the best things I've ever seen on the internet. Click pic to take a look.
Thinking Chihuahua, never one to go out, wonders why he hasn't cashed in on this idea.
Shows I Missed goes into that. A reason to why those shows were missed with an honesty you won't find in a lot of blogs. This is easily one of the best things I've ever seen on the internet. Click pic to take a look.
Thinking Chihuahua, never one to go out, wonders why he hasn't cashed in on this idea.
Cake or Death?...and More
I don't really give a shit if I've posted this before or not, nor do I care if you're intelligent enough to find this funny. Thank you Mr. Eddie Izzard.
Guess What: Harvey Dent/Two-Face Died
No, not Aaron Eckhart. But in the movie. We were kinda left off wondering what happened to him. Well, he's dead. Here's the proof. Click pic.
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
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Why Short Sexy Women With Long Sexy Legs Are Are So Sexy and Attractive. Sexy.
Women who shape up to the ideal include the likes of Scarlett Johansson, Racquel Welsh and Marilyn Monroe. My guess is that those women give men boners. But I'm no scientist. Click pic.
Yes!: New Red Band Righteous Kill Trailer
Here's two of my favorite actors getting it on in a non-gay way.
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