Weekend Mixtape!!! 11/28/2008

Hopefully there isn't too much turkey coming out of your ears so that you can't listen to this week's mix: Bloc Party, The Dears, Wintersleep, Don Henley, The Go! Team, Jose Gonzalez, and M83. Enjoyr your (long) weekend (if you're lucky enough to not have had to go to work).

Just When You Thought You Couldn't See Another "Guitar Hero/Dragonforce" Video...

...THIS guy comes along and does the amazing.

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Got Lots Of Thanksgiving Leftovers? Make This, With That.

Here's six recipes to try with your leftover crap from Turkey Day. Below is the Layered Turkey Enchiladas. Yeah. Now you're interested. Click pic. You might have to register real quick to see all the recipes though.

Clean Copper Clappers

Attic In Your Attic

Cars Kill People

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A Bunch Of Rocks

So simple yet so incredible. Click pic for bigger.

I Have A Gift That I'll Never Give

"Live Good" by Naive New Beaters

Really cool greenscreen work here.


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10 Things You Probably Didn't Know You Could Do With Google

World time, tracking flight status, convert currency, find free music...yup. That and more. Click pic.

It's Been 7 Years For George Harrison

On this day in 2001, legend Geroge Harrison passed. Here's "My Sweet Lord" studio, the live recording and a little something extra.

Say What You Will About Smashing Pumpkins...

...but this song is fantastic. One of the best ever written. It cannot be covered. And it can only be performed correctly with a full orchestra. When you listen to this, really think about what you can hear. It's not just a band on stage. And a major fucking musical achievement.

"Tonight, Tonight" by Smashing Pumpkins



And for good measure, here's the amazing music video that is truly one-of-a-kind:

Imagine Falling Into One Of These Things

Wal*Mart Busted For Selling Penis Straws

A woman PENIS bought PENIS silly straws for PENIS her daughter and PENIS is rather PENIS upset about it. PENIS.

Don't Do This With An Exercise Band

Is That Your Wife?

That's Not My Wife

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Crazy Gideon Is Truly Insane

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Cooking With Lil' Jon

The 'Naked Gun' Intro...GTA Style

A Thanksgiving Prayer by William S. Burroughs

How To Make A Turducken

I just recently posted photos of a turducken...and now, here's video. For a hundred bucks, I think that's a fantastic deal.

The Birth Of A Tornado

Levitating Water

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Chicago Has The Craziest Sounding Tornado Sirens

Fuck tornados, this sounds like the end of the world.

The Cutest Sleeping Weiner Dog Video You'll See All Holiday Weekend

The Gecko Pimp

Thanksgiving's Coming, Here's How To Carve A Turkey

Click pic for the info.

AWESOME!: The Theme To 'The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly' Performed By The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain

I fucking love these guys.

The Only Reason I Like Cats

The "Jump-Through-The-Basketball-Hoop" Stunt

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If 'Shawshank Redeption' Were Made In 1983...

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The Transformations Have Begun: This Girl Has X-Ray Eyes

Rather extraordinary. Click pic for more.

Your Doctor Wants You To Exercise

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How To Make A Sandwich

OM NOM NOM NOM!!! Click pic for a big list of sammiches to make.

Weekend Mixtape!!! 11/21/2008

The weekend is here and so is the Mixtape. This week: The Airborne Toxic Event, Neil Young, Passion Pit, The Psychedelic Furs, Sia and more. Have fun the next couple days. Be safe!

Awesome: "Some Days"

The Colour Changing Card Trick

A Dog And A Duck: The Best Of Friends

This dog and this duck are BFFs. Until, one sad day the duck dies and then...WTF?!

Before You See The New Star Trek Movie, Something You Should Know

I'm not a fan of Star Trek, and there's very few things I actually know about it: Kirk, Spock, Zulu, the hot black lady, the "Enterprise" and this: if you were a red shirt...you're already dead.

Please Look Under Your Vehicles For Penguins

Let's Get Fucking Freaky Now

Okay...this is a fucking joke, right? I mean. This can't POSSIBLY be meant to be taken seriously. I want to punch someone, anyone, HARD in the face right now. REALY fucking hard.

"Freaxxx" by Brokencyde

Sarah Palin Interviewed In Front Of A Turkey Murder

A million thank yous to pagecrusher for the find. May he end up with an Sarah Palin autographed turkey this Thanksgiving.

Ha Ha. You're Fat.

The Most Awesome Video Of Two Men Playing One Guitar You'll See In The Next 32 Minutes

What's Turducken? A Chicken Stuffed In Duck Stuffed In A Turkey, All Wrapped In Bacon

You know you want this for Thanksgiving. Click pic.

The Most Awesome Guitar Hero Reinvention You'll Probably Ever See: Bike Hero

The Weirdest Video You'll See In The Next Ten Minutes

This little film kept me from blinking for 1.376652 minutes.

Doxology

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Touching Another Dude Softly

Touching Another Dude Softly (TADS)

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New Chuck Norris Fact: Chuck Norris Doesn't Like Gays

If you're gay and want to get married, Chuck Norris is going to kick you. Click pic.

WTF?: Hello Dad, I'm In J A I L!

The Luckiest SOB To Win On 'The Price Is Right'

Pretty Awesome: Guitar Hero 3's 'Through The Fire And Flames' With LEGOS

The New Star Trek Trailer Makes Me Wanna Slap Yo' Momma

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Hot Club Of Tuscon Performs The Star Wars 'Cantina Song'

Soccer Is A Face Hazard

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Okay, Easy Down The Stairs...Easy...EasOH SHIT

Ugly Puppet + Bad Puppeteering + Lame Song + Crap Voice = THIS

I present to you the Junior Christian Science Bible Lesson Show.

Frying Your Thanksgiving Turkey? Try The Oil-Less Fryer

Get crisp, moist fried turkey without all the extra fat (and the huge mess) with the Oil-Less Turkey Fryer ($200). This unique cooking gadget uses infrared technology to seal in juices and cook thoroughly, and because there are no oils, you can use your favorite rubs and seasonings to kick up the flavor. With the ability to cook up to a 16-lb. bird at around 8-10 minutes per pound, it'll also save you time — something that's invaluable around the holidays. You know. For things that matter. Like, booze. Click pic.

Here's The New Robot Chicken Star Wars. Watch It!

Click pic, god damn it. Click pic.

MacGyver Is Awesome. His Tornado Punch Is Awesomer.

By the way, this is only 3 seconds of awesome.

The Kissing Family

If You're Flying A Plane, Please Watch Out For Cows

HateMail For The Holidays

Thanks to Twitter buddy Andigannon for showing me HateMail. There's a lot of fun to be had with gretting cards that say such things as "Looks like you've donned your gay apparel" or "Restraining order be damned. I'll see you at Christmas." Click pic.

It's Jesus' Birthday, And Santa's Bringing The Booze

This year, don't send people the same ol' crappy Xmas cards...send them this one. If there's anybody out there that can party like it's the end of the world, it's Jebus! This 5" x 7" card ($3.50) features an original illustration by Mike Berndt of Earmark. It is printed on a heavyweight green paper, and paired with a festive red envelope. Click pic.

Weekend Mixtape!!! 11/14/2008

Is it just me or are the weeks passing by WAY faster than usual? Anywho, this week: Spiritualized, KiD CuDi, One Way, Wolf Parade, The Rural Alberta Advantage, M83 (♥) and more. As always, be safe.

Man Tries To Settle Debt With A Spider Drawing

This may very well be fake, but I'm going to keep thinking it's real. Read this, then click on it because trust me...you WANT to read the rest.

Coolest Thing You'll See Today: Violin + DJ

Old Man, This Is Scorpion's Escalator

Don't Be A Pervert, There's No Going Back To Normal, STOP WATCHING PORN

Rap Penis Metaphors

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HOLY FUCK: The New 'Watchmen' Trailer

James Earl Jones Counts To Ten

My favorite is "seven."

Want: Flip Mino HD

Going head-to-head with the HD-capable Kodak Zi6, the Mino HD is the world's smallest HD camcorder, recording up to 60 minutes of 720p widescreen HD video to its internal 4GB of storage. The Mino HD, which weighs just over 3 ounces, also features a 1.5 inch anti-glare LCD display, one-touch recording, and a rechargeable lithium ion battery. Click pic.

The 8 Phases Of Dating

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30 Giant Japanese Hornets vs. 30,000 European Honeybees

The fight lasts 3 hours. (Power of threes anyone?)

Bad: Not Knowing How To Drive Your SUV. Worse: Hitting A Parked Car. Double Worse: Hahahahaha

How NOT To Get A Kiss

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Well It's About God Damn Time: FOX Cancels Mad TV

Now if only NBC can do away with SNL. Click pic.

Tales Of Mere Existence: "BABA" (Turkish for "Father")

LMAO: Not KISS...PISS

Wanna See The Best Obama Pics So Far?

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This Dog Is Defective

Do You Have What It Takes To Title Porn?

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WTF? Mortal Kombat Vs. DC, Is About The Joker?

Holy Shit!: I'm Going To Buy A Snoopy Video Game

The Mirror

Arnold Schwarzenegger: We Will Maybe Undo Prop 8

You go girrrrrrrl. Click pic.

How To Tell Your Family Is Full Of Alcoholics

1) Mother gets DUI with 1 year-old in car. 2) Call father to get son and he gets DUI for coming drunk. 3) Call two grandparents...you can see where this is going. Click pic.

Awesome: The Cocktail Chemistry Set

Whether you're a true mixologist or just playing one at your next party, the Cocktail Chemistry Set ($40) will make you feel like a mad scientist behind the bar. Mix your shots in the slick flask and serve them up in four test tubes. Sure they're marked bio hazard, but the alcohol should neutralize any potential threats. Like the fact that you're butt-ugly. Click pic.

WANT: Baconnaise

From the maker of Bacon Salt comes Baconnaise ($15/3 pack). This bacon flavored spread is tasty on everything from sandwiches to celery. Spread the bacon love. Allllllllll over, baby. Click pic.

Did You Know?: Bush CAN'T Serve A Third Term

Ghostbusters Vs. Jesus

Wanna Grab A Beer?

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Women + Booze + Driving = This

Double Cross Vodka

As the only vodka ever to win the Gold Medal for both taste and design at the San Francisco World Spirits Competition, Double Cross Vodka ($51) is as tasty as its bottle is amazing. Double Cross is made in the Slovak Republic using a seven-step distillation process, and is filtered seven times using diamond-dust micro filters, active charcoal, and limestone for an extra clean taste. Perfect for your next celebration. Or the party you throw because you bought way too many bottles of this stuff and you're losing your apt. Click pic.

The Broner

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Jesus Says

In A Big Country Performs 'In A Big Counrty'

Umm. That is all. (One of favorite little basslines.)

Assholes Work Here

Penguin The Scotty Directors Coat

You might not be a world-renowned director, but you can at least feel like one this fall in the Penguin The Scotty Directors Coat ($450). This thigh-length black wool jacket features a double breasted placket with oversized metal buttons, front flap pockets and handwarmer welt pockets at the chest, a peaked collar, twill elbow patches, and a great modern fit. Unfortunately, it's from money-hungry Urban Outfitters. Click pic for more.

Barack Has Got This

This Is What Happens When You Put A Digital Camera In A Blender

The Matrix Runs On Windows

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Weekend Mixtape!!! 11/7/2008

Yay, weekend. This week: The B-52's, Travis, Dredg, Outkast, The Shaky Hands and more. As always, be safe! Enjoy!

Bacon Could Only Be A Democrat

And of course it beats fries.

Get Your War On: New World Order

Now that Obama's been elected...there's gonna be some changes.

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Student/Teacher Sex: Amanda Louise Thompson

She: 28. Other she: 14. Click pic for more.

Get Ready To Lose Your Mind

Very Impressive: An A Capella Tribute To John Williams

How NOT To Get Your Chips Out Of The Vending Machine

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"I Don't Wanna Be Your Friend, I Just Wanna Be Your Lover"

Radiohead, "House of Cards" and Conan O'Brien. Enjoy.

New Kings Of Leon Video: "Countless Lovers Undercover Of The Street"

"Use Somebody" by Kings Of Leon

Kings of Leon - Use Somebody

It Feels Like Winter, Right?

So it's that wonderful time of year again. I love Winter so very much. The rain, the cold, the look, the feel. And what am I doing? Offering you a great compliment to all this weather. Just hit 'play' and enjoy the weather. Boards of Canada, Air, Frou Frou, Chairlift, Interpol, Neil Young, M. Ward, Iron & Wine, Cat Stevens, Radiohead, Cranes and more...The Winter Mixtape: