Wednesday, April 25, 2007
Women and sporting equipment
For the record: I DID NOT say the following. It is a quote from the link.
"This is why the hardest object a woman should hold is a spatula. And no, that wasn't a cut on women. It was a cut on spatulas."
Click pic.
"This is why the hardest object a woman should hold is a spatula. And no, that wasn't a cut on women. It was a cut on spatulas."
Click pic.
Akon is a nasty bastard
In this clip Akon dry humps a 14 year old on stage and leaves in quite the hurry. I can only imagine why.
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Come Into My World
"Come Into My World" by Kylie Minogue as directed by the incredible Michel Gondry
Hard Gay
Hard Gay proves two things:
1) I can have an international hero, and
2) the Japanese are insane.
1) I can have an international hero, and
2) the Japanese are insane.
Monday, April 23, 2007
The caravan
One day, I'm going to do this to someone's house.
Blowing up a caravan - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!
Blowing up a caravan - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!
The "stuntman"
Q1: What happens when you make a low budget movie?
A1: You have to do the stunts yourself.
Q2: What happens when you do the stunts yourself?
A2: This.
Click pic.
A1: You have to do the stunts yourself.
Q2: What happens when you do the stunts yourself?
A2: This.
Click pic.
Friday, April 20, 2007
Alec Baldwin Hates His Kid
Yes he does. And his ex-wife apparently. "I'm gonna STRAIGHTEN your ass out!!!!" Click pic to hear the message he left his daughter when his call went straight to voicemail.
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Thank you Ryan
(The pages takes about a minute and a half to actually load. Please have patience.)
Thank you Ryan
What a "gay" last name
First off, change your name. Second, ignore that first part of advice. Third, go on Love Connection. Fourth, change your name.
Tin foil dick
Yes, this is someone with tin foil wrapped around thier dick. Yes, he does put the pointy end into an electrical socket. And yes, it's funny.
Turtle's got it wrong.
Watching a turtle THINK that he's having sex in the kitchen is a lot funnier than it actually is. Click pic to watch the bastard in action.
"Will you marry me?"
So it's proven. To be good at The Price Is Right, you need to propose to someone.
His "beat" is right on.
Q: What happens when you knock a drummer's drum over?
A: You never do it again.
A: You never do it again.
Best Fan Video. EVER.
If you're a fan of Halo, Metroid, The Matrix, computer animation, or action...with out knowing it, you're already creaming your pants. The video is a little long and doesn't really get started until after the first minute, but it's nuts. Click pic to jump.
"It smells like shit out here!"
So THIIIIS is what happens when a radio host tells all his listeners to flush thier toilet at the same time. I seeeeeeeee.
I love when pranks go wrong.
But it's not as funny when a prank turns out to ruin someone's life. Listen to this. It's from a radio show where one of the hosts calls an associate's wife to let her know he was just fired. "Happy Birthday!!!"
Wife Prank Call Back Fires - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!
Wife Prank Call Back Fires - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!
"So. It's my first day on the job, and I says, 'Imma light..."
What's going on here? Well, it has to do with a plumber and a mansion. That's all I'm saying. Click pic to find out more.
Here's a bunch of COMPLETELY unnecessary toughness.
Enjoy the slow motion punches. When I fight, I use slow motion. They never see it coming.
"Holy fucker! It's, it's a bunch of starfish!"
This proves that if you're as fat as this guy, you're made of strawberry puree, wafer, and saran wrap skin.
Okay, seriously, I can only say this: WTF.
The Jerry Springer Show ain't SHIT when it comes to this fight.
Enjoy the slow motion punches. When I fight, I use slow motion. They never see it coming.
"Holy fucker! It's, it's a bunch of starfish!"
This proves that if you're as fat as this guy, you're made of strawberry puree, wafer, and saran wrap skin.
Okay, seriously, I can only say this: WTF.
The Jerry Springer Show ain't SHIT when it comes to this fight.
Inside the 8-Ball
Did you know that those Magic 8-Balls aren't completely filled with liquid? Click pic to see what they're made of.
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Monday, April 16, 2007
Jesus: The Musical
I shed a few tears for about 54.984 seconds and cried hard for about 1.714 minutes afterwards. Because, you know, it was so awesome. Like "god awesome."
Click HERE if you don't know what I mean by "god awesome" and have a minute to find out.
Click HERE if you don't know what I mean by "god awesome" and have a minute to find out.
Britney is 100% more of an asshole than I initially thought possible
Click this asshole's pic to read the story and see the video of about how she loves her fans and how "the world is smart and [she's] stupid." Fucking bitch.
Giraffe in quicksand
I got red in the face for 2.1528 minutes from laughing about this clip from Robot Chicken.
What are the odds...
of you getting possessed by Satan? 7,000 to 1. Or at least says Forbes.
Click pic to jump to a short list of rare things that could happen to you with odds.
Click pic to jump to a short list of rare things that could happen to you with odds.
Anchorman + 300
I knew this was coming. And I'm glad it finally did. (Gets better at the minute mark.)
Friday, April 13, 2007
David Blaine sucks compared to his impersonator
I laughed so hard I pissed orange soda.
Here's part one:
And here's the even funnier part two: click pic.
Here's part one:
And here's the even funnier part two: click pic.
Michael Ian Black should be more famous
And here's just ONE reason why. No one can make me laugh by putting in so little effort. Here's an article about him writing letters to the first girl he ever fingered. If you don't laugh, never visit this site again. If you know me, never speak to me again. Ever. Click pic.
Not so impressive compared to her
"The Trooper" by Iron Maiden as performed by Gaucho.
Gaucho is an impressive band since they rock and they're just kids. But the TRUE star of this video is the little girl. Don't bother watching anything else. Just the girl. Enjoy.
Gaucho is an impressive band since they rock and they're just kids. But the TRUE star of this video is the little girl. Don't bother watching anything else. Just the girl. Enjoy.
Thursday, April 12, 2007
"Dashboard"
"Dashboard" by Modest Mouse
Although I hate this band, this is quite the fantastic video. Very fantastic.
Although I hate this band, this is quite the fantastic video. Very fantastic.
This is why I'm hot.
Yes...a scientific explanation for why Mims is hot. Although here, he looks like he's a little cold.Click pic.
Carpet Cleaner
What a stupid little bastard.
Carpet Cleaner Explodes - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!
Carpet Cleaner Explodes - Click Here for more great videos and pictures!
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Quen es mas macho?
Who's more famous?
This tough guy?
Or this fairy?
Click on whomever you think is, and try your luck at everybody's favorite game, Who's More Famous. I had a streak of 33. Think you can beat me?
This tough guy?
Or this fairy?
Click on whomever you think is, and try your luck at everybody's favorite game, Who's More Famous. I had a streak of 33. Think you can beat me?
Big Black Horse
"Big Black Horse" by KT Tunstall
I don't really care for this song too much, but the live performance is pretty impressive.
I don't really care for this song too much, but the live performance is pretty impressive.
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Google is logical.
I'd like it if you click HERE. Then do the following:
1) At the top of the screen, at the center, click on GET DIRECTIONS
2) At the top of the screen, in the field, enter "New York, New York"
3) Now, in the next field, enter "Paris, France"
4) Read direction #23
1) At the top of the screen, at the center, click on GET DIRECTIONS
2) At the top of the screen, in the field, enter "New York, New York"
3) Now, in the next field, enter "Paris, France"
4) Read direction #23
Animaris Rhinoceros
WTF? Yeah. Check this thing out and it's crazy inventor. Click pic. After the jump, there's more pics. Awesome video at the bottom.
Monday, April 9, 2007
This is the ONLY time this shit is acceptable
"Are you afraid that I would fuck up your perfect white life?"
Skate Loop
Good work, Asshole.
"I can ALMOST do this, but, fuck it. What are the chances of me ACTUALLY getting hurt?"
"I can ALMOST do this, but, fuck it. What are the chances of me ACTUALLY getting hurt?"
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Invisi-bandages!
This made me laugh for about 59 seconds. Then I laughed really hard for about 30.91462 more seconds.
"Johnny B. Death Metal"
Remember that scene from Back To The Future where Marty goes to the dance and plays with the band?
Me to. And I found this. Click pic.
Me to. And I found this. Click pic.
Pro Wrestling Sucks
Yes, it's fake. And there's nothing better than actually seeing their moves get fucked up and the assholes actually getting hurt. Here's a FANTASTIC compilation of wrestlers at their worst.
Thursday, April 5, 2007
"Once. Twice. Three tiiiiimes the asshole."
Q: Who punches two different referees in a boxing match?
A: This asshole.
Click pic.
A: This asshole.
Click pic.
Wednesday, April 4, 2007
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