Here's a bunch of COMPLETELY unnecessary toughness.

Enjoy the slow motion punches. When I fight, I use slow motion. They never see it coming.


"Holy fucker! It's, it's a bunch of starfish!"


This proves that if you're as fat as this guy, you're made of strawberry puree, wafer, and saran wrap skin.


Okay, seriously, I can only say this: WTF.


The Jerry Springer Show ain't SHIT when it comes to this fight.