Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Chess: The Thinking Machine
See all those lines there on the chess board? That's the computer thinking about all the possible moves so it can kick your ass. Click pic, try a game.
Monday, September 29, 2008
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Weekend Mixtape!!! 9/26/2008
Friday again and it couldn't have come sooner, right?
On this week's Mixtape, some awesomely remixed Radiohead, Santogold, The Teenagers, Nine Inch Nails, Eagle-eye Cherry, and Cut Copy. Be safe while you're dreading the oncoming Monday.
On this week's Mixtape, some awesomely remixed Radiohead, Santogold, The Teenagers, Nine Inch Nails, Eagle-eye Cherry, and Cut Copy. Be safe while you're dreading the oncoming Monday.
OMG: If This Doesn't Make You Emotional, You Don't Have A Soul
"Svefn g Englar" by Sigur Ros
This song seriously HAS to be my #2 song of all time. I can't listen to this song for my own personal reasons, but I came across this and I MUST post this. It's so beautiful. It give me such a spectacular feeling and I hope it does the same to you.
Live
And here it is, as it was meant to be heard in all its magnificence...worlds better than the live version. (Alos featured in Vanilla Sky)
Studio
This song seriously HAS to be my #2 song of all time. I can't listen to this song for my own personal reasons, but I came across this and I MUST post this. It's so beautiful. It give me such a spectacular feeling and I hope it does the same to you.
Live
And here it is, as it was meant to be heard in all its magnificence...worlds better than the live version. (Alos featured in Vanilla Sky)
Studio
WTF? Why Wasn't I Told About This??? Scarlett Johansson Has Gotten Married.
To that queer Ryan Reynolds. Click pic.
The Unfinished Swan Looks Awesome
I don't know anything about this game, but I sure want to play it.
The Unfinished Swan - Tech Demo 9/2008 from Ian Dallas on Vimeo.
The Unfinished Swan - Tech Demo 9/2008 from Ian Dallas on Vimeo.
Learning From Mistakes Only Works After Age 12
So do all your heinous shit before then so you can do it again. Click pic.
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Paul Newman Has Died At The Age Of 83
Paul Newman has finally lost his battle with cancer. Go out and buy his products. Now. Click pic.
Teacher/Student Sex: Julie A. Denno
She: 27. He: Withheld to "protect identity," but is deaf. Click pic.
Friday, September 26, 2008
Ever Have One Of Those Relationships Where You Can't Stop Arguing?
Well this guy does, and he documents it. Every little stupid him and his girlfriend fight over. Thank god somebody did this. I was going to attempt the same thing once, but we were too busy arguing over shit for me to get started. Click pic.
Oh SHIT! New 'Portal': Portal Prelude
The first one was awesome. And we're all still waiting for the second one, but here's the unofficial version. And because it's unofficial, it's cheap as FREE! 13 days to go. Visit www.PortalPrelude.com for more info.
Portal: Prelude Official Trailer from NykO18 on Vimeo.
Portal: Prelude Official Trailer from NykO18 on Vimeo.
Thursday, September 25, 2008
David Blaine Is Bullshit
As of now, I officially reserve the right to not use asterisks instead of showing a full fowl-mouthed word. There goes that asterisk. Right in the fucking trash. Here's footage from David Blaine's "Dive Of Death" stunt that he performed Wednesday night. FAIL.
He's apparently unhappy with it. Shit, I couldn't care less about it and I was unhappy.
AP - "Blaine said his grand finale of diving from a platform 44 feet to the ground while attached to a harness didn't go according to plan. He was supposed to jump and, at 10 feet, be swept away by a bunch of helium-filled balloons.
Instead, he dangled awkwardly for a moment before disappearing in an ascent into the night sky.
Blaine said ABC, which aired the event in a two-hour special called "David Blaine: Dive of Death," had encouraged him not to dive because of high winds.
"I wasn't going to let everybody down, so I just jumped, and somehow the guys with the balloons made it work, and they pulled me slowly up and I went over into the park and they pulled me down," he said.
Blaine added: "I know that it didn't work right when all my friends called up and said, `Wait, what happened? I'm confused.'""
Again. F A I L.
He's apparently unhappy with it. Shit, I couldn't care less about it and I was unhappy.
AP - "Blaine said his grand finale of diving from a platform 44 feet to the ground while attached to a harness didn't go according to plan. He was supposed to jump and, at 10 feet, be swept away by a bunch of helium-filled balloons.
Instead, he dangled awkwardly for a moment before disappearing in an ascent into the night sky.
Blaine said ABC, which aired the event in a two-hour special called "David Blaine: Dive of Death," had encouraged him not to dive because of high winds.
"I wasn't going to let everybody down, so I just jumped, and somehow the guys with the balloons made it work, and they pulled me slowly up and I went over into the park and they pulled me down," he said.
Blaine added: "I know that it didn't work right when all my friends called up and said, `Wait, what happened? I'm confused.'""
Again. F A I L.
The Most Ridiculous Music Video You'll See All Week
"Parisian Goldfish" by Flying Lotus
Directed by Eric Wareheim (Tim & Eric) in association with Warp Records and Warp Films. Music by Flying Lotus. Co Directed/ Animation by Devin Flynn. Co Directed/ Edited by Eric Fensler. More info at dancefloordale.com
Dancing Mega Man once again, has no idea what to think.
Directed by Eric Wareheim (Tim & Eric) in association with Warp Records and Warp Films. Music by Flying Lotus. Co Directed/ Animation by Devin Flynn. Co Directed/ Edited by Eric Fensler. More info at dancefloordale.com
Dancing Mega Man once again, has no idea what to think.
Dave Letterman Thankfully Sticks It To John McCain
So, because McCain wants to save the country's economy by suspending his campaign, he has to cancel his appearance on Letterman. So Letterman takes things into his own hands.
Too Much Depp! Alice In Wonderland, The Lone Ranger, Pirates 4??? Somebody Help Me!
I'm getting pretty close to saying I'm tired of seeing Johnny Depp in all kinds of shit. But, whatever. He's a money maker. Click pic for more.
Make Your To-Do List With NowDoThis.com
It's real simple. Just go to www.nowdothis.com and click "edit" then type in the things you're going to do, in order, hit "save" and your objectives pop up. As soon as you're done with that first one, click "done" and the next one pops up until you're all finished. Click pic to jump to it.
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Chris Rock
Chris Rock's special is debuting this weekend on HBO or some shit and I'd like to see it. So, in anticipation, here's two bits from earlier stuff.
Domestic Abuse
Married Life
Domestic Abuse
Married Life
Guy Breaks Antique
This is an old video. I remember laughing my ass off to it, and I still can today. It's funny just to hear the nervous old guy describe it as "one of a kind." So please enjoy this mishap.
Earth-shattering News: Clay. Aiken. Is G A Y!
OMG. I don't know what to do.
In other news, the sun is bright, water is wet, and fire is hot. Click pic.
In other news, the sun is bright, water is wet, and fire is hot. Click pic.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
YES!: Master Of the Universe Classics
Celebrating 25 years of Grayskull, Mattel has launched a new line of He-Man action figures that make your 80's versions look downright retarded.
The Masters of the Universe Classics ($20) are fully detailed and articulated, landing somewhere between the originals and the crazy anime-inspired ones a couple years back. The first two available this fall will be He-Man and Beast Man, with one new figure going on sale every month. Why they're not starting it with Skeletor, I have no idea. Click pic for more.
The Masters of the Universe Classics ($20) are fully detailed and articulated, landing somewhere between the originals and the crazy anime-inspired ones a couple years back. The first two available this fall will be He-Man and Beast Man, with one new figure going on sale every month. Why they're not starting it with Skeletor, I have no idea. Click pic for more.
Monday, September 22, 2008
LMAO: For All You Loyal People That Bank With Bank Of America On The Internet...They'd Like To Let You Know, You Can Suck It.
BofA's online banking isn't online anymore. Sorry to burst your "BofA is great" bubble. Click pic.
YAY! Paul Giamatti Wins His First Emmy
Click pic.
Here's the trailer to Sideways to hopefully get a few of you to check it out.
Here's the trailer to Sideways to hopefully get a few of you to check it out.
AH HA HA! Jack White, You Can Suck It: 'Quantum Of Solace' Anthem Named Worst
What a surprise. by both critics AND fans. Tee hee. Click pic.
Destruction Of The Esquire E-Ink Display
I recently posted about Esquire magazine selling their October issue with the cool e-ink display. This smart guy, who bought a bunch of issues and is currently making a profit from selling them on eBay, decides to destroy it.
Sunday, September 21, 2008
Weekend Mixtape!!! 9/18/2008
Okay. It's Friday. Almost doesn't even seem like it. Okay on this week's tape: Duran Duran, Cat Stevens, Ladytron, The Cure, Feist, and some remixed MGMT. And away we go...
Oprah Is An Idiot, And There's 9000 Penises
Oprah's dumbass somehow got fooled into reading something that was posted on her message board about pedophiles. Apparently this person is part of a pedophie "network" and says there's 9000 of them in this network that want to harm children.
Now, I don't expect any less from this woman. I don't expect her to know what the hell she's talking about. I don't expect her to know anything about the world around her. She's just OF those people. So thank you Oprah, so much, for saying "9,000 penises" on the air. And so your fat ass knows, "we do not forgive, we do not forget" is the group Anonymous.
And thank you for attempting to pump gas, further stressing my point.
I really enjoy how she complains about how much money gas costs.
Oh, Oprah. Suck it.
Now, I don't expect any less from this woman. I don't expect her to know what the hell she's talking about. I don't expect her to know anything about the world around her. She's just OF those people. So thank you Oprah, so much, for saying "9,000 penises" on the air. And so your fat ass knows, "we do not forgive, we do not forget" is the group Anonymous.
And thank you for attempting to pump gas, further stressing my point.
I really enjoy how she complains about how much money gas costs.
Oh, Oprah. Suck it.
Came Across NY Girl Of My Dreams
This is a site belonging to some horny dude that saw the "girl of his dreams" on the subway. Sadly, there was only one post. And then the "goodbye, I'm not updating this anymore" post. Still a good idea though. Click pic.
F*ck Your Tripod. Make This.
Here's how to make your own "image stabilizer."
$1 Image Stabilizer For Any Camera - Lose The Tripod - For more amazing video clips, click here
$1 Image Stabilizer For Any Camera - Lose The Tripod - For more amazing video clips, click here
Take Every Little Piece Of My Heart, To Get A Little Piece Of My Soul
"I'd Die Without You" by P.M. Dawn
This song came on my iPizzle so I had to look this up and now, I've got to post it.
This song came on my iPizzle so I had to look this up and now, I've got to post it.
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Friday, September 19, 2008
EXCELLENT: Some Dude Takes The Words Right Out Of My Mouth About The Joker Costumes You KNOW We're ALL Going To See This Year
I was actually going to blog about the inevitable Joker costumes that are going to be roaming around this Halloween as my third entry on 100 Things I've Thought About, but now I don't have to. This guy sums it up, divides it, multiplies it by .5 and subtracts it straight into my mouth. Bravo. Click pic.
Happy 80th Birthday Adam West!
To celebrate, here's a HI-lariously over-dubbed version of Batman. This is so awesome. Lol.
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Find the next 7 episodes here.
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Find the next 7 episodes here.
Captain Obvious Strikes Again!: Texting Drivers Are More Dangerous Than Drunk Drivers
"The reaction times of people texting as they drove fell by 35 percent, while those who had consumed the legal limit of alcohol, or taken cannabis, fell by 21 percent and 12 percent respectively."
So get off your fucking phone! Click pic.
So get off your fucking phone! Click pic.
Alien Planet: Found
Encircled in the picture above is the first planet from an alien solar system ever seen by humans. Located 500 light years from Earth, it's a planet eight times bigger than Jupiter. While it looks close to this sun-sized star in the picture, it's actually 11 times farther away from it than Neptune is from our sun. That = we're fucked. Click pic.
Thursday, September 18, 2008
WOW: The Evolution Mobile Bar
The Evolution Mobile Bar ($1,889) is an ultra portable bar that sets up and disassembles in less than five minutes.
Made of aluminum with a silver stainless finish, the lightweight bar is equipped with a speed rail, garnish containers, stemware racks (holds 24 pieces), and areas for liquor (holds 10 bottles), mixers (holds 6 jugs), and extras like ice, stirrers, and napkins.
Made of aluminum with a silver stainless finish, the lightweight bar is equipped with a speed rail, garnish containers, stemware racks (holds 24 pieces), and areas for liquor (holds 10 bottles), mixers (holds 6 jugs), and extras like ice, stirrers, and napkins.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
ZOMG! SO AWESOME! LAZERTAG!
Nerf darts at noon are fine and dandy, but real office warfare is done after hours in low light with the Lazer Tag Multiplayer Battle System ($80).
The new package includes two Phoenix LTX guns (with rumble pack, recoil feature, and manual reload option), a Pinpoint Sight (for better accuracy), and a Shot Blast attachment (to tag multiple targets at once and boost your hit damage). You can add an unlimited amount of guns for total co-worker mayhem, and you can sharpen your skills with the included video game module that hooks up to your TV for a first-person Lazer Tag game.
Now I can stop shooting squirrels and kittens with my bb gun. Wait. Aww shucks. Click pic.
The new package includes two Phoenix LTX guns (with rumble pack, recoil feature, and manual reload option), a Pinpoint Sight (for better accuracy), and a Shot Blast attachment (to tag multiple targets at once and boost your hit damage). You can add an unlimited amount of guns for total co-worker mayhem, and you can sharpen your skills with the included video game module that hooks up to your TV for a first-person Lazer Tag game.
Now I can stop shooting squirrels and kittens with my bb gun. Wait. Aww shucks. Click pic.
Track Steps, Miles, Calories Burnt, And More With Fitbit
Ever wonder just how good you're doing on your exercise regimen, or just how much you toss and turn at night? Wonder no more.
Fitbit ($100; late 2008) is a tiny wireless tracker that you clip onto your clothing to track your daily movements — including steps, miles, calories burnt, and more — that wirelessly syncs with the Fitbit website, letting you keep track of all your activities.
And no, it doesn't come with a "sex clip." So guys, you know where it's going. Click pic.
Fitbit ($100; late 2008) is a tiny wireless tracker that you clip onto your clothing to track your daily movements — including steps, miles, calories burnt, and more — that wirelessly syncs with the Fitbit website, letting you keep track of all your activities.
And no, it doesn't come with a "sex clip." So guys, you know where it's going. Click pic.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Clap Your Hands
"Golden Age" by TV On the Radio
I don't know what's up with the sound in this video, but it sounds overloaded. Anyway, enjoy.
I don't know what's up with the sound in this video, but it sounds overloaded. Anyway, enjoy.
Best Thing I've Seen In The Paper In A Long Time
This is about a robbery clipped out of the Beacon Journal.
Do You Remember The WWF's Jake 'The Snake' Roberts?
I'll bet you don't remember him like this. The footage after the jump shows a stumbling, overweight, rambling Roberts struggling to form a coherent sentence, while addressing the crowd moments before his match in the Firestorm Pro Wrestling league.
But the story behind the scenes is even more tragic. According to several sources, the 53-year-old legend was found passed out backstage moments before he was scheduled to perform. We're told when Snake was woken up, he was aggressive, violent and asking for "an 8-ball."
We're also told nearly two dozen empty airplane bottles of vodka were found by his gear.
During the match, Roberts was clearly unable to perform, barely responding to the barrage of "fake blows" he received from the other wrestler, J.T. Lightning. Around one minute into the match, Roberts' opponent -- clearly frustrated with the situation -- whispers to the ref to end the fight. Afterwards, Lightning grabbed the mic and told Roberts, "I've wrestled drug addicts ... you are a piece of s**t, Snake. You gypped these people. F**k you."
Ha. Wrestling is so fake. Click pic.
But the story behind the scenes is even more tragic. According to several sources, the 53-year-old legend was found passed out backstage moments before he was scheduled to perform. We're told when Snake was woken up, he was aggressive, violent and asking for "an 8-ball."
We're also told nearly two dozen empty airplane bottles of vodka were found by his gear.
During the match, Roberts was clearly unable to perform, barely responding to the barrage of "fake blows" he received from the other wrestler, J.T. Lightning. Around one minute into the match, Roberts' opponent -- clearly frustrated with the situation -- whispers to the ref to end the fight. Afterwards, Lightning grabbed the mic and told Roberts, "I've wrestled drug addicts ... you are a piece of s**t, Snake. You gypped these people. F**k you."
Ha. Wrestling is so fake. Click pic.
How Much Does WOW Cost? $200,000,000 Since 2004.
How much does WOW make in subscription fees in a month? $135,000,000. Wait. WHAT??? Click pic.
Who Wants Cake?
What you're looking at isn't as gross as you might think. It's cake. Kitty Litter Cake. Click pic for the recipe.
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