Not too awesome. And certainly not very log-proof either.
Saturday, January 31, 2009
@Plants To Use Twitter
Yes, you'll soon get tweets from your plants. Humorous? No. Life threatening? Maybe.
NothingForX: Been so busy lately. Losing my head.
NFXPlant: @NothingForX I know. Water me, please.
NothingForX: @NFXPlant LOLZ. WUT?
NFXPlant: @NothingForX I'M DYING!!!
NothingForX: @NFXPlant LOLZ. WUT?
NFXPlant: @NothingForX I hate you.
Click pic to find out more.
The Cockblocker Cards
These handy wallet-sized cards let you silently inform the worst offenders at the bar of their oppressive and annoying actions. The Blocker Cards ($5/25 cards) help remove anything that stands between you and a great night back at your place. Click pic.
ZOMG! SOMEONE MADE THE GUN FROM PORTAL!!1!
Holy god. I need to find a way to kill this man and remove it from his clutches. I don't know what the hell I'd do with this gun, but I'd go fucking some shit up, that's for sure. Click pic for more pics of the gun.
And if you don't know what Portal is, here's a brief explanation.
And if you don't know what Portal is, here's a brief explanation.
The Japanese Obama Action Figure? WTF?
I know Barack doesn't wield a sword, but if he did, damn. He'd be that much more awesome. Lightsaber too? You fucking bet your balls off. Click pic for more.
The Ingenious Luci Cigarette
If you're trying to ween yourself off nicotine, or simply enjoy smoking but don't enjoy the harmful (and potentially deadly) side effects, check out the Luci Cigarette ($150).
This cigarette-shaped device uses three pieces — a circular, rechargeable lithium ion battery, an atomization chamber, and a flavor cartridge — to deliver a cigarette-like smoking experience without the smoke, sensing when you inhale, lighting the tip-mounted LED and vaporizing the flavoring solution (available with or without nicotine) to deliver a puff of flavor that's free from harmful toxins. Click pic for more.
This cigarette-shaped device uses three pieces — a circular, rechargeable lithium ion battery, an atomization chamber, and a flavor cartridge — to deliver a cigarette-like smoking experience without the smoke, sensing when you inhale, lighting the tip-mounted LED and vaporizing the flavoring solution (available with or without nicotine) to deliver a puff of flavor that's free from harmful toxins. Click pic for more.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Saturday, January 24, 2009
And Yet Still, Tom Cruise Is A Cock-Block
If you haven't seen this, this is probably the most dead-on Tom Cruise impression you'll ever see. Part 3 is now up, but here's the first two, just so you know what's going on in the story.
Part 1
Part 2
And here is part 3
Part 1
Tom Cruise Is a Cock-Block - watch more funny videos
Part 2
Tom Cruise Is a Cock-Block 2 - watch more funny videos
And here is part 3
Friday, January 23, 2009
The Most Disturbing Song/Video About A Spider You'll See Today
How would you feel if a giant hand, came out of the sky and decided to crush you?
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Joaquin Phoenix Is On Drugs
I recently posted the failure that is Joaquin Phoenix's emerging music career. This only makes me want to hear it more. I won't pay for it though. Just giving the heads-up on that one. Here's an interview with Grandmaster J.
Automakers Are Stashing Unsold Cars EVERYWHERE
Because of the economy, no one's buying all these cars. So where do they go? Test tracks, under bridges, my pants. So empty. Soooo empty.
Here's An Amazing Collection Of Superuseless Superpowers
The superpower below: 13th bulletproof. "Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Bang. Boink." The illustrations are a plus. Click pic.
Monday, January 19, 2009
And This Is How Joaquin Phoenix Is Going To Die
When Joaquin Phoenix said he was going to retire from acting, I didn't really care. When I found out he was going to focus on music, I kinda laughed. When I found out he was going to rap, I laughed pretty hard. Read the story here.
As you can see from the picture above, Joaquin isn't doing so hot. He's clearly fucked up on drugs and fired his hairdresser. I'm sure Puffy Poof Sean Diddy Combs Smith has seen a lot of things in his day. But if you ask me, he looks like he pissed himself at the sight of Tongue Twista Joaquin. Click that hideous pic to see more hideous pics.
I think this might actually be a bunch of bullshit, especially since Casey Affleck and Diddy Kong are behind all this, but you can never be sure with crazy people like this in Hollywood. BUT, this past Friday in Las Vegas Grandmaster J performed for the first time. And here is the excellent footage...
Not so surprising though, is how it ended...
Stay tuned, 'cause I know I won't miss a minute of this trainwreck.
As you can see from the picture above, Joaquin isn't doing so hot. He's clearly fucked up on drugs and fired his hairdresser. I'm sure Puffy Poof Sean Diddy Combs Smith has seen a lot of things in his day. But if you ask me, he looks like he pissed himself at the sight of Tongue Twista Joaquin. Click that hideous pic to see more hideous pics.
I think this might actually be a bunch of bullshit, especially since Casey Affleck and Diddy Kong are behind all this, but you can never be sure with crazy people like this in Hollywood. BUT, this past Friday in Las Vegas Grandmaster J performed for the first time. And here is the excellent footage...
Not so surprising though, is how it ended...
Stay tuned, 'cause I know I won't miss a minute of this trainwreck.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Saturday, January 17, 2009
You Cut Your Heart And So It Starts Again
Best viewed in full screen, btw.
"The Exploding Boy" by London
"The Exploding Boy" by London
The WarBeast
Sure, it's fun to play guitar on Rock Band or Guitar Hero, but it's hard to really rock with the standard guitars. The aptly-named WarBeast Wireless PS3 Guitar ($90) solves this problem with a wicked B.C. Rich design, and tons of extra features like an extended strum bar, dedicated "Star Power" button, a slide switch to choose which game you're playing, a removable face plate, and more. Click pic.
Where The Wild Things Are
Here's some new pics from the movie. Just click the pic and everything will be okay.
Lines For All Occasions
With these handy pocket guides, you'll never be at a loss for words. The Lines for All Occasions Bundle ($27) includes four essential books for getting you through life, the quick-witted way. The bundle includes Breakups & Rejections for All Occasions, Excuses & Lies for All Occasions, Insults & Comebacks for All Occasions, and Pickups & Come-Ons for All Occasions. Click pic.
Want: The Sony Cyber-shot DSC-G3
If you just can't wait to get back home to upload your photos, then you'll want the Sony Cyber-shot DSC-G3 ($500), the world’s first Wi-Fi enabled digital camera. The 10-megapixel shooter uploads photos and videos to sites like Shutterfly, Picasa and YouTube through any Wi-Fi hotspot (free or free, secure or unsecure) thanks to a built-in web browser. It boasts a 3.5-inch LCD screen, 4GB of internal memory, a 4X optical zoom Carl Zeiss Vario-Tessar lens, and comes with complimentary AT&T Wi-Fi access. Click pic.
Time To Lick Her, I Mean, Liqour Up
Share your latest liquor store finds with Liqueur Tasting Shot Glasses ($20). This stylish six-glass set features a capacity of 2.25 oz a glass, each with a rounded bottom for a more aromatic experience, and a slot for each in the included wooden rack. So grab a bottle of spirits (or a few), invite some friends, and get pouring. Click pic.
Friday, January 16, 2009
If You Want A Sandwich, Here's A Top Ten To Help You Decide
Sadly, I don't think I've ever eaten sammiches that look this good. Then I'd be more sammich-prone. And this has only increased my craving for #5. Click pic.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Happy Talk Like Jack Bauer Day!
Yes, today, Janurary 14th is when you say "DAMMIT!" all day long and tell everyone that "you can't talk right now" and that "you'll explain in the car." So do it! Before there isn't ANY MORE TIME!!! Click pic. Also, if you're on Twitter and enjoy Jack Bauer facts, I suggest you start following JackFacts24.
Here's the explanation behind "DAMMIT!"
And just because...here's this.
Aaaaaaand THIS!
Here's the explanation behind "DAMMIT!"
And just because...here's this.
Aaaaaaand THIS!
Monday, January 12, 2009
Hloy Carp! The Best Magic Trick You'll See All Week
I present to you, Kevin James (no, not that one) sawing a man in half.
Kevin James Saws A Man In Half - Magic Trick - Watch more free videos
Kevin James Saws A Man In Half - Magic Trick - Watch more free videos
Saturday, January 10, 2009
The Top 10 Most Unfunny Comedians Of All Time
Ah, one of the most accurate lists on the internet. Please, click pic.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
You Go, Girrrrrrrrlll!
Don't fuck with Sharon Osbourne. For this, I wanna give her a nipple bite and a high-five.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Well Would You Look At That!
Jennifer Love Hewitt AND Katy Perry are both single. Not that that really means anything to me. Click pics for more.
Saturday, January 3, 2009
Now THIS Is How To Celebrate New Year's
I've never heard of Robbie Maddison before but I imagine I'll start to hear more about him. Check out these sah-wEEt jumps.
How To Poop
At first, you're be like "AWW." And then you'll be like, "uhh." And then you'll go, "WTF?"
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