I'm Not A Fan Of Star Trek: The Next Generation, But This Was Actually Watchable

Joaquin Phoenix Could Actually Be Crazy

Mental-health expert Paul Dobransky says Grandmaster J could very well be mentally ill. Click pic.

Spanish Homework

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Billy Idol's 'White Wedding': The Literal Version

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The Shittiest Dog Growl You'll Hear All Year

This Camera Can Go Anywhere With You

Need a camera you can take pretty much anywhere? Check out the Canon PowerShot D10 ($330; May 2009).



This rough-and-tumble point-and-shoot features a 12.1-Megapixel sensor, 3x optically stabilized lens, DIGIC 4 processor, and 2.5-inch LCD, but it's also freeze proof to 14 degrees, shockproof up to 4 feet, and waterproof up to 33 feet, making it the perfect pocket cam whether you're exploring the depths of the ocean or the heights of the mountains. Click pic.

Mickey Rourke's AWESOME Spirit Awards Acceptance Speech

Here's The Top Ten Codes You Aren't Supposed To Know

Heard of Code: Adam? How about PEBKAC or PICNIC? What about Doctor Brown? No? Well now's the time to learn. Click pic.

LMAO: An Alternate 'Back To The Future' Ending

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Hippopotamus With Noodles On His Back

AWESOME: I Toss And Turn, I Keep Stressin’ My Mind

Brilliant use of animation in this video.

"Day 'N' Nite" by KiD CuDi

Ever Wondered What Movies/Shows/Other Shit Would Be Like If You Watched Them Backwards?

These people have. Or maybe they actually DID watch them backwards. Either way, some of these are hilarious.

If you watch the movie `Jaws' backwards, it's a movie about a shark that keeps throwing up people until they have to open a beach.

If you watched Requiem For A Dream backwards you'd be able to sleep that night.

If you watch Pimp My Ride backwards, Xzibit will take a car out of a car.

If you live backwards, you die by getting sucked into a huge vagina.
True story.

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Friday Night Was Conan O'Brien's Final 'Late Night'

Here it is in its entirety.



And for good measure, here's when Colbert stole Conan's "strings".



And for even better measure, here's Norm McDonald, drunk on the show.

Best Cover Of Santana's 'Samba Pa Ti' You'll See All Month. By A Seven Year-Old. Wait, What?

The Best Bird Dance You'll See Today

Female News Reporter Almost Puts Her Career On The Wrong Track

The Cutest Uses For A Cell Phone For Cute Animals

The Coolest Matrix-Themed Commercial EVER

MMM! Meet Cupcakes!

Weekend Mixtape!!! 2/20/2009

I don't think you understand how glad I am it's Friday. Like. Superly glad. But time to finish this week off and get relaxed. On this week's Mixtape: Foals, Placebo, The Cure, Blindside, Don Henley, Coldplay, Hot Chip and more.

As always, have a good weekend and be safe!

Super Intense ER Promo

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Manakin Will Rock Your Socks Off

Or something nowhere near that. "Something is Locked Inside of My Soul"

The Best Cover Of Michael Jackson's 'Beat It' You'll Hear All Week

Travis Pastrana's Car Wreck

I don't know who Travis Pastrana is nor do I care, but this wreck at the Colorado Cog Rally is worth watching. Unbelievably, he and the passenger were uninjured.

Well, Look Who's Too Busy To Celebrate Their 2nd Anniversary

When I've got a lot going on, I tend to not have such a good memory. I've never really been good with birthdays. And out of over a hundred contacts in my cell phone, I've only memorized maybe TWO phone numbers.

So for me to miss the 2nd anniversary of Nothing For X last Sunday, I must be pretty damn busy.



So, fuck yes! I've been doing this for two years now. Thinking it my only last maybe another year or so. And then I can get back to living a normal life. Or maybe that means I'll be able to devote more time to the other blogs I've got going. Lol.

So a quick thanks to all those people that pop up here and screw around and share the site with their friends. Thank you for the comments. Thank you whoever Stumbles me. Thank you to those that Digg-ed...Dug...Dagged me.

In celebration, I'm having a beer tonight. And maybe a shot. And a hamburger. And, maybe a pony ride. And a little Frosty from Wendy's.

Have a good day! Thanks for visiting. And thank you for your support.

X

Don't Wanna Be Obama's Elf

What Would Penis Do?

Christian Bale Goes Off On Peter Griffin

Dinosaurs Fucking Robots

The cool thing about DinosaursFuckingRobots.com is that it's exactly what you think it would be. Click pic.

Alec Baldwin Plays A Wii On Saturday Night Live

I'm Not Big On Video Games Any More, But God Of War III Is Going To Rock My Socks

Airline Passengers Are Advised To Be At Their Boarding Gate At Least 20 Minutes Before Take-Off

But if you're not, and you happen to miss your flight, well then I'm sure it's totally acceptable to act like this woman.

Weekend Mixtape!!! 2/13/2009

Okay guys, time to celebrate the weekend once again. And it's Valentine's weekend so be safe doing all the crap you've planned for weeks. Anywho, this week: The Kooks, Nada Surf, Billy Idol, Familjen, The Police, Weezer and more. Be safe. See you soon.

Lightning From 244 Miles Up

The New Simpsons HD Main Title

Everybody, Clap Hands

"Clap Hands (Live)" by Beck

Never Has Someone Looked So Silly Performing A Feat Of Such Skill

Dude, Where's My Truck?

Obama's Got Some Mean Beatbox Skillz

Beautiful Sarah Jessica Parker Wears Hoofed Boots

Oh NOW she wants to play along with the jokes. I see. Well, for some real SJP fun, click pic.

FDA Approves Depressant Drug For The Annoyingly Cheerful

WTF Is THAT?

It's been dubbed "The Man" and you can read more about it HERE.

I Loved You Right Through

"Promises Promises" by Naked Eyes

Joaquin Phoenix On Letterman

Oh, Joaquin, Joaquin, Joaquin. How I hate spelling your name. Well he went on Letterman to promote his latest film, the title of which I don't care to bother looking up. David Letterman is good at what he does, and you can see in this clip, he's trying to help Grandmaster J get this interview off the ground, but NATURALLY, this was going to be a trainwreck. And a nice one at that. Check it out.



Some still believe that he's playing a part for this (hopefully hilarious) documentary by Casey Affleck. I really hope he's not. There aren't a lot of actors I care about. He certainly isn't one that I care about, but now, I can't wait for more and more Grandmaster J news.

And what's that, Dave? He hasn't been on your show in three years? Well let's just see THAT interview. Here he was three years ago...in a much better state.



At the end of the interview, Letterman says he owes an apology to Farrah Fawcett. Up until this point, she was the worst guest he had, and to compare, here's that interview from 1997.



That's pretty bad but certainly not worse than Crispin Glover's appearance. Yeah. George McFly.



I wish Grandmaster J the best.

Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn't Fucking Work

You Know How On "24" The Terrorists Hacked Into The FAA Database? Well...

Hackers broke into the Federal Aviation Administration's computer system last week. Jack Bauer not available for comment. Sounds like someone's giving these guys ideas. Click pic.

Let's Face This Night And See It Through

Great video, great idea, great song.

"Skeleton Boy" by Friendly Fires


Friendly Fires 'Skeleton Boy' by Clemens Habicht from Nexus Productions on Vimeo.

The Most Awesome Commercial Involving Punching A Small Animal

Chad Vader After A Trip To The Dentist

The Nixie Tube Clock

Few clocks exude the warm feel of analog technology like the Nixie Tube Clock ($350).



This particular model, milled from a solid piece of aluminum, has a great brushed finish, six tubes for down-to-the-second accuracy, and a clean rectangular shape. Click pic for more.

I Love Bouncing Balls

"You've Got A Thing For Me" by Metronomy

Weekend Mixtape!!! 2/6/2009

Okay, here we go. The return of the "proper" Weekend Mixtape. Excited I'm back to doing this. This week: Hard-Fi, Electric Six, Portishead, Kanye West, David Bowie, Dead Confederate and more. Be safe this weekend! Enjoy.

When Harry Met Sally 2: When Michael Met Sean

Obama: There Are White Folks, And Then There Are Ignorant Motherfuckers Like You

President Barack Obama has written a couple of books just to add to his incredible resume. One being Dreams From My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance.



Not only did he write the book, but he also recorded the audiobook version of it. And there's some good cursing it it. Yeah. You know you want to hear it. Click the pic to hear the clips.

Billy Mays Redubs

This might very well be the funniest shit I've seen all week.

Big Shitty Slider


Blue Balls (Skip the credits at the end of this one.)


Mighty Putty


Kaboom!

WTF?: What News Anchors Do During Commercial Breaks

Man Vs. Chameleon

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Christian Bale Takes A Kid To The Dentist

Recently I posted Christian Bale's meltdown and a video of a kid who is still woozy from his trip to the dentist. And now, there's this...

Successful Parkour Roof Jump? Yes. And No.

Obama Keeps It Cool With Hip-Hop

Like I said, the man keeps it cool.

Angelina Jolie Wants More Babies

Did You Lose Your Camera?

Once upon a time, a man found a digital camera at the bottom of a river. After prying open the rusted-out remains of the camera, he found 244 miraculously undamaged pictures on the memory card.



The kindly man started a blog for the sole purpose of finding the person who took the pictures. Only 8 days later, he was able to reunite the long-lost photos with their joyful owner. Aww. Click pic to jump to that site.

He's An Aquarius

And a horrible sounding one at that.

Verizon Is Dumb With Deh Math

And in case you haven't fully understood it yet, here's the explanation:

Bruce Springsteen Humped The Entire World In The Face

If you happened to miss Bruce Springsteen's Superbowl Half Time EXTRAVAGANZA (I know I did), you'll probably wish you didn't. Especially if you wanted The Boss' nuts in your mouth. This aging rocker decided it'd be the "rock" thing to do and slide across the stage. The problem is, the cameraman was able to keep him from falling off of it. The slide happens at 3:21.



And if that wasn't enough for you, here's an animated GIF of it. I hope you enjoy it as much as everyone else did.

The Best Laptop Security You Can Buy

Sadly, this is only for Mac. BUT, there are few scenarios scarier than having a laptop stolen. Get your stolen Mac back with Undercover 3 ($49).



It runs invisibly in the background, anonymously checking in with the developer's servers — until you report it stolen. As soon as that happens, the company begins tracking the laptop using Skyhook Wireless technology, letting the police know where your stolen baby is within 30-60 feet, complete with iSight pics of the thief. With an 86% recovery rate, it's the best laptop theft protection you can buy. Click pic.

YAY! For Your Next Party, TOWEL ORIGAMI

LMAO: A Seven Year-Old After The Dentist

The Return Of The Weekend Mixtape?

Okay. Well it's been about a month and Mixwit is no more sadly, but I've found this and hopefully this will work just as good. Now, normally, I'd post a Mixtape on the weekend but, I suppose, to make up for lost time, I'm posting this one today. There WILL be one on Friday of course, and hopefully one every weekend after that.

On this mix: Local Natives, Augustana, Ben Folds Five, Lovedrug, The Smiths, M83 and more. Enjoy! See you soon.

To-Do List

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Arkham Redemption

"That IS the WHITEST son of a bitch I have EVER seen."

The Gun, Steve Martin On SNL

Christian Bale And I Are Done Professionally

Well, Christian Bale has lashed out. And for nearly four minutes. The director of photography of Terminator: Salvation managed to walk on the set. And Christian managed to tear him a new fucking asshole.



I can't help but laugh at this. It IS a bit over the top. But then someone took this and made this awesome shirt.

AND this awesome remix. Get ready to dance.

I Really Caught My Head In A Trap This Time

I wasn't as impressed by their third album like the others, but this song stood out. This video is equally unimpressive, but it's worth posting the song.

"Blood Like" by Lovedrug.