This looks fun.
Friday, March 30, 2007
This is odd. But it still sounds nice.
Street-skating-bottle-clanging
"He had big hands. I don't. So..."
"He had big hands. I don't. So..."
Ninja Warrior
From the show Ninja Warrior, this dude kicks SUPREME ass. I posted more a little while back, didn't know what it was from, but I do now. Thank you, Jer.
Thursday, March 29, 2007
Arms. Broken.
Exhibit A: What shouldn't happen during arm wrestling.
Exhibit B: What shouldn't happen while skating.
Exhibit B: What shouldn't happen while skating.
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
I've been DYING...
...to print "BITCH" on this whore's forehead.
Click her pic to read this great article on two things I hate.
Gwen Stefani. And American Idol.
Click her pic to read this great article on two things I hate.
Gwen Stefani. And American Idol.
More Jack Bauer facts
1) Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
2) On Jack Bauer's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents.
3) Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
4) The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
5) When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
6) When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
7) There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first two are Jack Bauer, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jack Bauer is coming for them.
8) Jack Bauer quit for just five minutes, and a nuclear bomb went off.
9) Most people would need months to recover from 20 months of Chinese interrogation. Jack Bauer needs a shower, a shave and a change of clothes.
10) Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
11) Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.
12) If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12"
13) Jack Bauer definitely loves his daughter; he wouldn't let anyone else who made that many stupid decisions live.
14) Bauer is not word, it is a sentence...A death sentence.
15) If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's f#cking beef.
16) Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
17) Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
18) Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
19) ...and on the seventh day Jack Bauer said, "I'll take it from here."
Thank you Jonco @ Bits & Pieces
2) On Jack Bauer's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependents.
3) Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
4) The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
5) When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
6) When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
7) There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first two are Jack Bauer, and the third one is heart attack from hearing Jack Bauer is coming for them.
8) Jack Bauer quit for just five minutes, and a nuclear bomb went off.
9) Most people would need months to recover from 20 months of Chinese interrogation. Jack Bauer needs a shower, a shave and a change of clothes.
10) Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
11) Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.
12) If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12"
13) Jack Bauer definitely loves his daughter; he wouldn't let anyone else who made that many stupid decisions live.
14) Bauer is not word, it is a sentence...A death sentence.
15) If it tastes like chicken, looks like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Jack Bauer says its beef. Then it's f#cking beef.
16) Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
17) Jack Bauer sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
18) Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas.
19) ...and on the seventh day Jack Bauer said, "I'll take it from here."
Thank you Jonco @ Bits & Pieces
80's chicks
Click below to see 10 80's chicks that grew up to be so much more. A few are unbelieveable.
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Probably the best line EVER.
This is from the well-known blockbuster movie Shark Attack 3. It's the best line ever in a movie.
20 Quick Jack Bauer Facts:
1) Explosions do not kill Jack Bauer, they just get stuff out of his way.
2) If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.
3) Jack Bauer set an ordinary flash memory card to self-destruct. Don't ask how he did it, he's fucking Jack Bauer.
4) Jack Bauer has never caught a cold. How do we know? Colds still exist.
5) Superman is one of the few individuals who could possibly survive a confrontation with Jack Bauer. But that is only because he can fly away.
6) American Idol is only popular because it has a commercial for 24.
7) Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
8) Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
9) Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
10) The Berlin Wall fell because Jack Bauer needed to get to the other side.
11) As a child, Jack Bauer taught his dog to play dead...once.
12) Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
13) The bumper sticker on Jesus's car reads, "WWJBD?"
14) Jack Bauer once opened a crate containing Weapons of Mass Destruction and all it had in it was a mirror.
15) If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
16) G.I. Joe has Jack Bauer action figures.
17) The safety on Jack's gun isn't there to protect Jack. It's there to protect the gun.
18) Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
19) Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why theres no life on Mars.
20) Jehovah's Witnesses once tried to convert Jack Bauer. After four minutes of interrogation, they admitted Jack Bauer was God.
2) If Rosa Parks was in Jack Bauer's seat, she'd move to the back of the bus.
3) Jack Bauer set an ordinary flash memory card to self-destruct. Don't ask how he did it, he's fucking Jack Bauer.
4) Jack Bauer has never caught a cold. How do we know? Colds still exist.
5) Superman is one of the few individuals who could possibly survive a confrontation with Jack Bauer. But that is only because he can fly away.
6) American Idol is only popular because it has a commercial for 24.
7) Jack Bauer arm once wrestled Superman. The stipulations were the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside of his pants.
8) Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
9) Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
10) The Berlin Wall fell because Jack Bauer needed to get to the other side.
11) As a child, Jack Bauer taught his dog to play dead...once.
12) Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
13) The bumper sticker on Jesus's car reads, "WWJBD?"
14) Jack Bauer once opened a crate containing Weapons of Mass Destruction and all it had in it was a mirror.
15) If Jack Bauer was gay, his name would be Chuck Norris.
16) G.I. Joe has Jack Bauer action figures.
17) The safety on Jack's gun isn't there to protect Jack. It's there to protect the gun.
18) Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
19) Jack Bauer has been to Mars. That's why theres no life on Mars.
20) Jehovah's Witnesses once tried to convert Jack Bauer. After four minutes of interrogation, they admitted Jack Bauer was God.
Monday, March 26, 2007
In. Credible.
There's something to be said about people that execute their stupid ideas in front of a video camera. I think that something is, "Thank you."
Here's one asshole driving a car. Here's another asshole in said car, rolling a bowling ball out of it onto a ramp. Lol.
Here's one asshole driving a car. Here's another asshole in said car, rolling a bowling ball out of it onto a ramp. Lol.
The wrong way to perform this trick.
The RIGHT way to break both your ankles. Also, the right way to manage money.
Applause???
I can't figure out why people applauded this guy. But, I'm still laughing on the inside.
Click HERE and scroll down.
Click HERE and scroll down.
When I was a kid...
...I used to love watching MacGyver. Here's the theme song done with some fancy guitar work.
And while we're at it, here's some Growing Pains for you.
And while we're at it, here's some Growing Pains for you.
Thursday, March 22, 2007
300...Rated PG-13
I laughed HARD for 1.91785632 minutes AFTER this video was done.
"THIS, IS...CAKETOWN!!!!!!"
"THIS, IS...CAKETOWN!!!!!!"
"Please Fuck Up My Order"
A great little article on food service. Click below.
Here's a piece: "Because, Drivl readers, I have an invisible tattoo across my forehead that reads "Please Fuck Up My Order." You need special contact lenses in order to see it, and they hand these lenses out to everyone who works in the food service. Let me tell you about it."
Here's a piece: "Because, Drivl readers, I have an invisible tattoo across my forehead that reads "Please Fuck Up My Order." You need special contact lenses in order to see it, and they hand these lenses out to everyone who works in the food service. Let me tell you about it."
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
"She landed so well..."
...is probably the STUPIDEST thing that guy could've said after that 85 foot drop.
Just. Fucking. Awesome.
I love this stuff and this is probably one of the best I've ever seen.
Click Here for more great videos and pictures!
Click Here for more great videos and pictures!
Office Antics
I loved every second of these things.
Copy of my ass, anyone?
Stupid laptop!
Dude on right throwing crap at dude on left. L.M.A.O. CLASSIC!
Copy of my ass, anyone?
Stupid laptop!
Dude on right throwing crap at dude on left. L.M.A.O. CLASSIC!
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
This kid may never be gay now
Watch as this Britney loving little boy gets scared by his mom after not hearing her calls. I LMAO for about 33.0109 seconds.
Click HERE.
Click HERE.
Sore throat? Get rid of it NOW.
Click below to find out how to almost instantly rid yourself of a sore throat. Hey, it kinda shocked me too.
Monday, March 19, 2007
AWESOME Japanese game
Looks fun. Almost too fun. Object: Go from pedestal to pedestal to the end while avoiding the hands of a giant clock. Fail? You end up in whipped cream.
C-3PO is my favorite.
C-3PO is my favorite.
The Best Special Effects Ever 2
This is called the "Horse Slide." (I can't stop looking at the horses ankles.)
Friday, March 16, 2007
What. The. Fuck. People.
Watch this if you want to laugh your ass off at a bunch of stupid-ass people.
New tattoos
Thursday, March 15, 2007
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Nativity Scene
This is a clever little advert for a Puerto Rican insurance company, reminding you to drive safely around Christmas time.
Wheel. Of. FORTUNE!
Check out how easy this was. Try and beat her to it.
These girls: not so lucky.
Or this complete asshole.
These girls: not so lucky.
Or this complete asshole.
The Tremoctopus
Looking like Batman in water, this octopus releases a sheet of webbing to confuse predators and escape.
Monday, March 12, 2007
An easy way to hit the back of your head
I think I've only been on a trampoline a few times in my life. This man has been on it all his life.
Apparently. Click HERE.
Apparently. Click HERE.
Sunday, March 11, 2007
Thursday, March 8, 2007
"...logic ties you up and rapes you..."
Stupid video, good song. Or, at least everything where you don't hear "De Do Do Do, De Da Da Da". All of which cost about, $1.58 to make.
Things I need to say:
I need to go away for a while.
You Tube is the shit.
I hate sweets. And I eat ice cream MAYBE three times a year.
I drink a lot and I don't like it anymore.
I need new hair.
Capt. America is dead and I don't care.
I'm addicted to the internet. There's so much to see and learn.
I hate smoking and I don't know why I still do it. And no, I'm not addicted.
I wish I were eating a steak with mashed potatoes and veggies. But I know I'm not going to eat that, and I'll just drink instead.
I hate my morning job although it's a pretty sweet.
I hate when things aren't organized.
I wish I were 1 - 3 inches taller.
I'm not very happy with myself nor do I like myself.
I'll watch anything that's not a romantic comedy or features Leonardo DiCaprio.
I want to open my own restaurant one day. I want to be in a successful band. I want to be in a movie. And direct one.
Although I've only been at this for about three minutes, I already feel the urgency of having to get back to work.
You Tube is the shit.
I hate sweets. And I eat ice cream MAYBE three times a year.
I drink a lot and I don't like it anymore.
I need new hair.
Capt. America is dead and I don't care.
I'm addicted to the internet. There's so much to see and learn.
I hate smoking and I don't know why I still do it. And no, I'm not addicted.
I wish I were eating a steak with mashed potatoes and veggies. But I know I'm not going to eat that, and I'll just drink instead.
I hate my morning job although it's a pretty sweet.
I hate when things aren't organized.
I wish I were 1 - 3 inches taller.
I'm not very happy with myself nor do I like myself.
I'll watch anything that's not a romantic comedy or features Leonardo DiCaprio.
I want to open my own restaurant one day. I want to be in a successful band. I want to be in a movie. And direct one.
Although I've only been at this for about three minutes, I already feel the urgency of having to get back to work.
Wednesday, March 7, 2007
The Real World: Metropolis
Wait a few seconds 'til you see the superheroes. I laughed off about 1.8989 lbs.
The rest of the episode is pretty good too. Cause hey, cats are jerks.
The rest of the episode is pretty good too. Cause hey, cats are jerks.
Tuesday, March 6, 2007
W T F
I almost didn't post this because of how creeped-the-fuck-out I got. If you have ANY idea what it is, please let me know so I can set out to kill every single one that still exists in this world.
Monday, March 5, 2007
Denied!
To see a dog get denied sex...click dog below.
To watch said dog masturbate because he was denied sex...click dog below.+
(Scroll down after the jump)
To watch said dog masturbate because he was denied sex...click dog below.+
(Scroll down after the jump)
Nothing like "ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
Click on this bitch and see if you don't feel like stomping on something innocent. Better yet, try and watch it all.
Thursday, March 1, 2007
An oldie but goodie
Thought about this song today. Can't get it out of my head.
"Voices Carry" by 'Til Tuesday
"Voices Carry" by 'Til Tuesday
Alfredo!!!!!!!!!
I was SERIOUSLY craving the chicken alfredo from Olive Garden. Now, I want it more. Click below.
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