Oh Britney. When will it stop? The sad thing is that she's writing for all the girls that dug her back when that have grown up along side her. What she's not realizing is that those people were little girls that only like shitty music bacause they were little girls and don't know any better. Just like all the little girls that are going to hear this new shit that came out of the stupid fans that Britney still thinks she has. *Not real penises.
Here's some samples of her brilliance. (Click the titles to stream music):
Cold as Fire "Cold as fire, Baby. Hot as ice" - Seriously? Are you seriously trying to pass this shit off?
Gimme More "I'm Britney, bitch." - Whoa there. Sorry bitch, no, you're not Britney cause I remember Britney. You're just white whore trash now.
I wish I had a fucking twinkie for every time I heard her voice so I could throw it in her silly, nicotine covered, chimpmunk-voiced, boozed-up slurring, cock-welcoming mouth. One day she's going to open that mouth and a bunch of semen and dog shit is going to come flowing out. And I'll be there with a bucket. Collecting it all so eager fans can buy it from me off Ebay.
This article reveals that many college students have found themselves attracted to someone, only to discover after they kissed them for the first time that they were no longer interested. "While many forces lead two people to connect romantically, the kiss, particularly the first kiss, can be a deal breaker." Click pic for more. (P.S. Sorry about the man kiss. LOLZ!!1!)
In waiting ever so desperately for a new episode of "Neo Waits For the Ghost Train" by AMDS Films I went searching and found this by Les Freres Baudrand. It's basically the same thing but Neo is struggling with his love life. It made me laugh a bit and the ending isn't too bad either.
This is the dance tape that taught me how to dance. I enjoy doing the mashed potatoes. Although my prom date didn't enjoy it during "On Bended Knee" by Boyz II Men.
Thank goodness Dr. Phil let the world endulge in what I consider one of the worst things to hear come out of a completely unattractive woman's mouth. Click pic.
Please click pic. This is one of the best things I've ever read. Plus, it's short. Ha. If you're visiting this site...you have more than enough time. Here's a snippet: "Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round."
As if Elijah Wood weren't strange enough to look at, he's now forced me to determine whether or not I'm on serious drugs or just watching him act like a total asshole on TV.
Someone's come up with a chair that changes colors from body temp. Ha. I'll bet that can look pretty funny after each sexual position. Click pic for more.
So this guy here owes his friend a hundred bucks. His friend is willing to let go of the debt if he can tazer dude at full power. Let's see what happens. :)
Okay. So. Basically this table is set up so that if one person is using their fork, a string under the table prevents the other person from using theirs. The same goes for their beverage, knife, spoon, etc. Click pic for more.
...oh, also, the #1 pornstar in the world has decided to retire and had her implants taken out. When I first started watching porn, I was all about Jenna. You can probably see why here: And now she's regarded as some sort of legend/icon and she's just ugly. She's decided to quit porn. And by the looks of it, she's only doing people a favor. Click hideous pic below for the story.
Okay. At first I was a bit iffy about Rock Band...but now that I've seen these songs, I just wet myself and can't wait until that shit comes out. There will also be weekly downloads to get extra songs and full albums. Here are some of the kickass songs that will be in the game: Radiohead, "Creep" Beastie Boys, "Sabotage" Smashing Pumpkins, "Cherub Rock" David Bowie, "Suffragette City" Nine Inch Nails, "The Hand That Feeds" Click pic for more details.
Go America. It's about fucking time you guys get it. (Lucky number 33, eh?) "While music-industry sales have plummeted, no genre has fallen harder than rap. According to the music trade publication Billboard, rap sales have dropped 44% since 2000 and declined from 13% of all music sales to 10%. Artists who were once the tent poles at rap labels are posting disappointing numbers. Jay-Z's return album, Kingdom Come, for instance, sold a gaudy 680,000 units in its first week, according to Billboard. But by the second week, its sales had declined some 80%. This year rap sales are down 33% so far." Click pic for article.
I remember watching this show before it came to America. Back when the Brits had it. I was pretty funny, but I can't remember seeing anything that made me laugh this hard. All thanks, to Richard Simmons.
"Don't You Evah" by Spoon A while ago I posted this little guy, Keepon. Not sure if it was on my old blog or what, but I want one. BADLY. Basically, it can recognize the beat in all songs and dance accordingly. Now it seems to be alive.
I'll repeat...SPOILERS. So if you DON'T want to know ANYTHING about The Dark Knight...DO NOT click on the pic below. If you do...well, click on the pic below. DUH.
So I just recently jumped on the Guitar Hero bandwagon and the third installment is coming out soon. Here's a list of songs (with evidence) that I feel should be or should have been in the Guitar Hero Series.
1) "Right Here In My Arms" - HIM Why this song hasn't already been included, I don't know. So simple and rocking. This should definitely be one of the first tracks.
2) "Forty Six & 2" - Tool A killer, hypnotizing riff drives this song. Good structure too. Very strong. Here's a video that explains the "shadow." After watching this video I have a completely different understanding of this song. This would be a good one for co-op bass & guitar.
3) "You Give Love a Bad Name" - Bon Jovi How can playing the shit out of that little guitar to THIS song NOT kick ass??? Just don't prance around like the silly assholes Bon Jovi is made up of.
4) "A Favor House Atlantic" - Coheed and Cambria Although I'm completely against this band, I have to admit all the little melodies and riffs in this song would be pretty awesome to slam out. I wouldn't dare play it too loud though 'cause I'll be damned if I replace all the windows in my apartment due to the ear-bleeding damage of this goofy-ass' voice.
5) "Warped" - The Red Hot Chili Peppers Although, this probably wasn't the most favorite part of their career, Dave Navarro gave them quite a bit of rock in this track with a great riff. Another song that'll probably be great in co-op. And after the final pretty notes, you and your buddy can put the guitars down and make out.
6) "Hotel California" - The Eagles I'd play this long-ass song just to play the solo.
7) "Newborn" - Muse If you argue with this, especially the solo...fuck you. And if you think this song sucks, I have just three words for you: "Yes We Can."
8) "Bohemian Rhapsody" - Queen The only problem there really is with this song is that you'd have to play the piano part for half the song, but the rest of it totally makes up for it.
9) "Tribute" - Tenacious D Does anyone really need to ask why? Here's one reason: fun. Here's another reason: eat it.
And finally...
10) "One" - Metallica I really hated Metallica when I was younger. In fact, I still do. Yeah, they kick ass. Yeah, they rock. Yeah, they...play instruments. Whatever, What I DO care about though...is this. One. This is seriously in need of being in the top 3 most fucking awesomely rocking songs ever. Is there a list of that title yet? I think I'd actually sport a James Hetfield wig. Shiiiit. I'd even sport a stylish Lars Ulrich one too.
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