Chuck Norris Fact: He's a F*cking Assh*le

So a couple guys decided to make a Chuck Norris facts book, The Truth About Chuck Norris, and now they're getting sued. By Chuck Norris.

"On Friday, Norris sued Penguin Group Inc. and the book's creator, Ian Spector, saying his good image is being spoiled by a book that depicts him as callous and unlawful and which he says includes false "facts" that are sometimes racist and lewd." [AP]

WTF? He seemed to be perfectly okay with said "facts" about a year ago or so on TV.



Fucking jerk. That's okay. He's no Jack Bauer. And that's all that matters to me. Even Conan O'Brien is more of a hero to me. Hmm. In F A C T...

Booyaka!!!


Here's another Chuck Norris fact: Everytime Chuck Norris visits Nothing For X, Jack Bauer and I send him a shit cake. Yes. A cake made of mine and Jack's feces. THAT's where Chuck gets his almost awesomeness from.