Thursday, December 20, 2007

Ashlee Simpson Thinks She's Awesome, But She's Totally Not

that Ashlee Simpson is pissed today because Jamie Lynn Spears stole the spotlight from her yesterday with this whole preggers thing. Are you fucking kidding me?

After spending the last year working on a new album, Ashlee’s debut video was set to release to big fanfare. Unfortunately, the spotlight just wasn’t meant to be for Simpson, thanks to the news that Jamie Lynn Spears is with child.
“Ashlee can’t believe this happened. She’s so disappointed,” said a source.
“Her sister, Jessica, grew up in the shadow of Britney; it took years for Jess separate herself from her. How ironic that Ashlee’s big day ends up spent in the shadow of Britney’s little sister.”
“Joe Simpson doesn’t do anything by chance. This date (for the video release) was picked clearly; he expected it to be the talk of the town,” said the source. “Jamie Lynn didn’t just steal the spotlight; she sucked the oxygen out of the week. This week it’s all about her.”

No assholes. It's not. So I've checked out the video. What a Gwen Stefani rip-off. The song is really catchy though, but super-sucks 'cause of that "aye, ya, ya, ya, ya" part. And the video is horrible, but I can't stop watching it. What's my problem? Either way, this boring little girl needs to shut up. That's all. She can hang out. Maybe even make me a drink. But she just needs to keep quiet. The straight jacket wouldn't be a bad touch. Here's the video. And good luck to you lil' Simpson.


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