Thursday, February 28, 2008

Britney Still a Stupid/Crazy Bitch


According to Gatecrasher: "She flummoxed staff at the Betsey Johnson on Melrose Ave. this month by turning up with a Dolce & Gabbana dress she wanted the store to copy - in all white - to be ready by that evening. According to a witness, "the staff explained that they didn't have a dressmaker on call who could do it in time." Never mind that the frock she wanted copied wasn't even their label. "The only thing she wanted to buy in the store was the yellow wig on a mannequin in the window," laughs the source. "The manager eventually agreed to offer it to her for $100."

The manager fucked up. She should have said the wig cost 10 hundred. Or said "it cost this much", then show her a drawing of a duck. Britney has no idea what the hell is going on in the world so she would have just nodded and handed over a black AmEx. Then the manager could hit 9 and then 0's until the keypad broke. And if Britney’s accountant ever questioned it, Britney would say, "I was lead to believe it was on sale for duck. I thought that meant free. I wuz under the impression ducks were free."

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