How Can She Not Know???

I don't mind calling celebrity babies ugly if they are ugly because they're babies and their skull hasn't even hardened yet and they can't read this so fuck them, but it really feels uncool to make fun of kids like Madonnas daughter Lourdes. So I don't want to make fun of her ... but she's begging me too. I mean, we all see that right? How can you not see that? You could make a mirror out of wood and still see that. I ... umm ... aw jeez.