Controversy on "American Idol" last night, after Paula Abdul's drunk ass told finalist Jason Castro that his second song left her a little empty. Quite possibly because he didn’t sing a second song. Randy tries to cover for her, but Paula blurts out, "Oh my god, I thought you sang twice".
To be fair to Paula, it is hard to be moved by things that don't happen. Why just this morning I was not invited to judge the Brazilian Supermodel Cocksucking Championships. You might think that was a big deal, but whatever man. I might not even do it.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Paula Abdul Needs To Quit Drinking So Much
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Accidents,
Assholes,
LMAO,
Owned,
Ridiculous,
Sauced,
Stupid,
Television
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