Shock Absorber Sports Bras: Because You Don't Want To Be Flopping Around Like This

Straight from the "what would I look like wearing..." area of the internet comes Shock Absorber sports bras. Instead of actual video of chicks walking around in their intimates, Shock Absorber has gone the CG route.



You just choose a breast size A - FF/GOMG and then a level of activity from light (yoga) to extreme (running) and the website uses a CG model to show you an animation of what your boobs look like during said activity with 1. no bra 2. a regular bra and 3. a Shock Absorber bra. Needless to say I went straight for the FF's at extreme, and let me tell you what: something magical happened.

The company, in an attempt to pawn off their $52 bras, says breasts can move up to 14cm (5.5 inches) during heavy exercise, but I think the true value lies somewhere between those two, preferably nearer to my face.

Click either pic to jump to the website so you can try it for yourself. But a warning: they're probably NSFW...unless you get paid to animate CG boobs.