Thursday, March 20, 2008

Gillette CEO & President Wants Not Three, But FIVE Blades On Their Razors

Yeah. Check out the excerpt.

"We hit back with a little thing called the Mach3Turbo. That's three blades and an aloe strip. For moisture. But you know what happened next? Shut up, I'm telling you what happened—the bastards went to four blades. Now we're standing around with our cocks in our hands, selling three blades and a strip. Moisture or no, suddenly we're the chumps. Well, fuck it. We're going to five blades."

Click pic for the hilarious rant.

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