At the latest Dark Knight viral events one winner was chosen from the audience to take home a 35mm print of The Dark Knight movie trailer. As it turns out, this 35mm print is actually defaced by The Joker himself. One of the winners put the Jokerfied trailer online. And here it is. At 1:35 he sports a light saber. K E W L.
Wednesday, April 30, 2008
Want: The NeoCube Alpha
I thought this video was pretty freaking neat. It almost made me buy a NeoCube ($30), but I figured I'd wait until you of you did and gave me the real scoop.
"Composed of 216 INDIVIDUAL high energy rare-earth magnets, the NeoCube Alpha is capable of a nearly infinite number of possible solutions making the NeoCube Alpha perfect for gaming, expression, stress relief, boredom busting, dual hemispherical brain stimulation, and hours of fun.
Awesome, I could play with that for hours. However, such incredible fun comes with several warnings:
"The strong magnets in the NeoCube can damage or destroy some electronic devices. Therefore it should never be put close to or directly in contact with electronic products (including medical devices). Never attempt to burn the NeoCube. The NdFeB material which is the magnetic material in the NeoCube is a relatively new material, and long term effects of direct skin exposure are therefore unknown. Although there have been no studies which indicate that it is in any way transdermaly toxic, there have been studies that prove the Nothing For X writer is a sexy, sexy man. This product is not intended to treat, diagnose, or cure any diseases. This product contains small balls."
I'm a little scared now. But I think the fun I'd have playing with the NeoCube would outweigh any adverse health risks. I mean I can play with little magnetic balls for hours. Same goes for mercury.
"Composed of 216 INDIVIDUAL high energy rare-earth magnets, the NeoCube Alpha is capable of a nearly infinite number of possible solutions making the NeoCube Alpha perfect for gaming, expression, stress relief, boredom busting, dual hemispherical brain stimulation, and hours of fun.
Awesome, I could play with that for hours. However, such incredible fun comes with several warnings:
"The strong magnets in the NeoCube can damage or destroy some electronic devices. Therefore it should never be put close to or directly in contact with electronic products (including medical devices). Never attempt to burn the NeoCube. The NdFeB material which is the magnetic material in the NeoCube is a relatively new material, and long term effects of direct skin exposure are therefore unknown. Although there have been no studies which indicate that it is in any way transdermaly toxic, there have been studies that prove the Nothing For X writer is a sexy, sexy man. This product is not intended to treat, diagnose, or cure any diseases. This product contains small balls."
I'm a little scared now. But I think the fun I'd have playing with the NeoCube would outweigh any adverse health risks. I mean I can play with little magnetic balls for hours. Same goes for mercury.
Sure There Are Some Girls Out There Somewhere That Can Ride a Skateboard
But this girl sure as hell isn't one of them. And I almost feel bad that she can't.
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Tea Time? Or Death Trap?
Beauty and function come together in the Sorapot ($180). This modern, architectural teapot uses an arch of investment-cast stainless steel to house a Pyrex tube, letting you watch as the tea leaves unfurl, changing hot water into tasty tea. So if anybody you know actually makes tea, this is probably something to get them. Or, if you like watching things die, you can go in your backyard and catch a helpless little bug, place it in there and fill it with death water. Just a thought. Here's how it works:
Sorapot instructions from Joey Roth on Vimeo.
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So You Fancy the Absinthe, Eh?
Leave it to Marilyn Manson to come up with a stellar brand of absinthe. Mansinthe ($56/bottle) is the result of a two-year collaboration between the Antichrist Superstar, Absinthe.de, and the Swiss speciality distillery Matter-Luginbühl AG, and recently won a Gold medal at the 2008 San Francisco World Spirits Competition.
A well-known absinthe enthusiast, Manson was very involved in the drink's development, constantly tasting samples and providing feedback. The result? A great tasting, modern absinthe for the dark, brooding rocker in your life. Click pic for more.
And for those of you that say absinthe is pretty kickass because of the hallucinations...you're full of shit. Click HERE to find out why.
A well-known absinthe enthusiast, Manson was very involved in the drink's development, constantly tasting samples and providing feedback. The result? A great tasting, modern absinthe for the dark, brooding rocker in your life. Click pic for more.
And for those of you that say absinthe is pretty kickass because of the hallucinations...you're full of shit. Click HERE to find out why.
Paula Abdul Needs To Quit Drinking So Much
Controversy on "American Idol" last night, after Paula Abdul's drunk ass told finalist Jason Castro that his second song left her a little empty. Quite possibly because he didn’t sing a second song. Randy tries to cover for her, but Paula blurts out, "Oh my god, I thought you sang twice".
To be fair to Paula, it is hard to be moved by things that don't happen. Why just this morning I was not invited to judge the Brazilian Supermodel Cocksucking Championships. You might think that was a big deal, but whatever man. I might not even do it.
To be fair to Paula, it is hard to be moved by things that don't happen. Why just this morning I was not invited to judge the Brazilian Supermodel Cocksucking Championships. You might think that was a big deal, but whatever man. I might not even do it.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Scuba Dog
Yeah. I don't know why anyone would do this either. But I don't mind looking at it. Click pic.
Floor Collapses At Christian Rock Show
The floor collapsing at a Christian rock concert might make some wonder if rock 'n' roll really is the devil's music. Or maybe God just hates shitty music like the rest of us. Click pic.
Metronome Sync
Start some metronomes at different times...put them on two soda cans...magic.
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New Dark Knight Poster and Trailer
You can click the pic for the bigger image. As for the bootleg trialer...it has a little more of the plot, with Heath Ledger's Joker trying to rally the criminals of Gotham to kill Batman and Harvey Dent the new District Attorney trying to keep everything together with his ridiculously manly chin. The actual trailer comes out Sunday, and for the actual movie you'll have to wait until July 18th.
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain," Dent says, which seems to be the theme of the new trailer. Personally, I don't care so much about being a hero or a villain, I just want to live long enough to watch everyone else die so I can play with their stuff. And I said, "good day, sir!"
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain," Dent says, which seems to be the theme of the new trailer. Personally, I don't care so much about being a hero or a villain, I just want to live long enough to watch everyone else die so I can play with their stuff. And I said, "good day, sir!"
Scarlett...Sweetheart...I'm Sorry Your Music Sucks
You have to remember that actors are fucking idiots and people kiss their ass all day so they think they’re good at stuff but usually they suck. For some reason this often leads to many of them thinking they can sing. I blame Fergie because people see that tranny mess flail around on stage like she's choking and they think, "how hard could this be?" That Brittany Murphy song with Paul Oakenfold is actually surprisingly good, but Scarlett Johansson has set the new bar for awfulness with her Tom Waits cover of "Falling Down". The only way this experience could be any worse is if the monitor grew arms and started stabbing you.
But to liven things up, here's that Britanny Murphy Song
But to liven things up, here's that Britanny Murphy Song
Monday, April 28, 2008
How Much Would You Pay For Tickets To a Coldplay Concert?
Nothing? Me neither! And that's perfect, because that is what they are charging for shows in London and New York. Click pic.
Get Prepared To Officially Have Your Wig Peeled Back
AND your socks knocked off. All I know is this is some crap Bollywood mess of a mess. With animal heads. And crap dancing. Hopefully you're not on too many drugs. Lord knows you probably are. Click pic for the amazing jump.
Here's Your 18 Second Knock Out Of the Week
It’s Jaidon Codrington vs Allen Green. Well at least...here's the original.
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Now, to dazzle you, here's the awesome NES classic Mike Tyson's Punch-Out version of it. LOLZ!!1!
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Now, to dazzle you, here's the awesome NES classic Mike Tyson's Punch-Out version of it. LOLZ!!1!
The Word Clock II
Here's a clock that doesn't have numbers on it to take longer to read. This one is the second genereation, so I'm gussing someone punched the shit out of Idea of a Clock I and broke it. As you can see it has a whole bunch of words on it, less than half of which have anything to do with the actual time. So you just have to jump to the end to get your fix. Like you people that skip to the end of posts to read the joke and not all this awesome fluff.
The clocks are limited edition and you have to contact Hans to get a price quote. Which is code for way too freaking expensive for an LED bulletin board. That said, I'm stealing this idea and making my own damn clock. It's gonna be called Idea of a Laser Clock and it'll basically be a piece of plywood with a laser attached and the following words painted on in bright red:
"This is the idea
of a laser clock
that tells you
the time with lasers
at exactly
now a powerful burning laser
is zapping you in the nads."
Makes a great alarm too. Click pic.
The clocks are limited edition and you have to contact Hans to get a price quote. Which is code for way too freaking expensive for an LED bulletin board. That said, I'm stealing this idea and making my own damn clock. It's gonna be called Idea of a Laser Clock and it'll basically be a piece of plywood with a laser attached and the following words painted on in bright red:
"This is the idea
of a laser clock
that tells you
the time with lasers
at exactly
now a powerful burning laser
is zapping you in the nads."
Makes a great alarm too. Click pic.
The In-N-Out Secret Menu
Here's your comprehensive guide to all the menu items you have to drive a '57 Chevy to get. Yeah. I might just have to try every one of these things daily. Click pic.
Sunday, April 27, 2008
Minor Quakes Rattle Reno
And when I say "Reno," I don't mean The Bunny Ranch. And when I say "Quakes," I don't mean shitty a minor league sports team that'll fuck anything it sees. Click pic.
Woman Who Had Phone Sex With a Man Claims He Raped Her...Over the Phone.
Man says that's impossible, he doesn't even work for Verizon. Click pic.
Rock Out With Your Spock Out
Here's a site devoted to horrible Spock drawings. Click the good spock pic.
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Radiohead Was Conan O'Brien's First Musical Guest. No RLY.
And here they are now in all their glory...
The Most Awesome Puppet Show You'll See In the Next 45.36974 Mins
"You Can't Say No Forever" by Lacrosse
Show your kids. And teach them how to sign on to this site so they can learn foul language they have no business using.
Show your kids. And teach them how to sign on to this site so they can learn foul language they have no business using.
Sn4tchbuckl3r's Second Chance
With his friend Donnie gone (You Suck At Photoshop), he decides to leave World of Warcraft behind and try a new online life. This is his story.
Ah-nuld Angry
Here's a clip from what could very well be, one of the greatest movies ever made. (Kinda takes a while to get into things.)
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Interesting: Opening the Closed Mind Of Jehovah's Witnesses
I've always questioned the religion of Witnesses but never have a I read anything so interesting about it. After the jump, you'll find questions that can leave a Witness dumbfounded and at the very least tripping over their own words as they contradict themselves time and time again.
For instance:
Does a person have to be part of the Watchtower organization to be saved?
("Yes" answer cannot be supported by Scripture (Mark 9:37-41). "No" answer contradicts the Watchtower. GB 52, 53, 163, 164)
Can the Bible be interpreted correctly only by the Watchtower?
(Acts 17:11; 1 John 2:26,27 "Yes" answer contradicts Scripture, "No" answer contradicts Watchtower GB 166, 167, 171)
Pretty interesting considering they follow the bible pretty closely.
Note: this is no way an attack on the religion, or any. I am not a part of any organized religion and am interested in how many different religions work, and I find that to have one simple being to believe in, things are awfully complicated, and difficult to understand.
Click pic.
For instance:
Does a person have to be part of the Watchtower organization to be saved?
("Yes" answer cannot be supported by Scripture (Mark 9:37-41). "No" answer contradicts the Watchtower. GB 52, 53, 163, 164)
Can the Bible be interpreted correctly only by the Watchtower?
(Acts 17:11; 1 John 2:26,27 "Yes" answer contradicts Scripture, "No" answer contradicts Watchtower GB 166, 167, 171)
Pretty interesting considering they follow the bible pretty closely.
Note: this is no way an attack on the religion, or any. I am not a part of any organized religion and am interested in how many different religions work, and I find that to have one simple being to believe in, things are awfully complicated, and difficult to understand.
Click pic.
Friday, April 25, 2008
Weekend Mixtape!!! 04/25/2008
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Want: The "Leave Me Alone" Box
This is great. I want one. No. Two. I want two of these things just so I can rig them up so they can fight it out all day. There couldn't be a more useless gadget out there. Check out the video that'll make you want to switch it on for a straight week.
Learn more about it HERE.
Learn more about it HERE.
Michael Jackson Says He Has Sworn Off Women
Women surprised to discover that they were in play in the first place. Click pic.
There Is Nothing About This Video That Isn't Awesome/Ridiculous
This is a video of a male stripper, with sais. And leather. And spikes. And I don't even know what "Cunt Smasher" is.
Thursday, April 24, 2008
I Posted a Trailer For This Movie, But Apparently THIS Is the Exclusive First Look At "Hancock"
You can click HERE to see my clip. It's a bit comical. The one below on the other hand, looks pretty amazing. Many are predicting to be in the top two or three highest grossing movies of the summer. I’m not sure if that means they think it’s going to be good, or because Will Smith could crap on a turtle and the turtle would be worth 100 billion dollars. I'm definitely seeing it. (Note: Let it load completely, it'll take a little bit but that's because it's loading like, 9 minutes of nothing after the 2 minute trailer.)
Michael Showalter and Michael Cera
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If you'd like to purchase the signed merchandise, click HERE. At the very least, it's worth reading.
Pump It Up
"Pump" by The B-52's
Here's the B-52's on their comeback effort...with the chicks looking dead.
Here's the B-52's on their comeback effort...with the chicks looking dead.
PETA Offers $1 Million For Test Tube Meat. No RLY.
Know anything about growing meat in a test tube? If so, bring it to market and PETA will award you with $1 million.
I was so excited when I heard about the contest that I couldn't sleep. I stayed up all night in my basement laboratory banging test tubes together. But alas, no matter how hard I banged my efforts proved fruitless meatless. I don't get it, I had a lab coat on and everything. I'm starting to think this is going to be harder than I first anticipated. I bet I'm going to need a laser. *yelling upstairs* Mother! Order me a powerful burning laser! The strongest one they've got. Oh, and bring me a fucking juicebox! My scientific mind can't operate on Fruit Roll-Ups alone you know. Click pic.
I was so excited when I heard about the contest that I couldn't sleep. I stayed up all night in my basement laboratory banging test tubes together. But alas, no matter how hard I banged my efforts proved fruitless meatless. I don't get it, I had a lab coat on and everything. I'm starting to think this is going to be harder than I first anticipated. I bet I'm going to need a laser. *yelling upstairs* Mother! Order me a powerful burning laser! The strongest one they've got. Oh, and bring me a fucking juicebox! My scientific mind can't operate on Fruit Roll-Ups alone you know. Click pic.
New Clue 4 U. Hey, That Rhymed.
Like a Candy Land board made of real candy, Clue Premier Edition ($150) ups the game's realism with nine sunken, three-dimensional rooms, each with precise details including the appropriate furnishings. A non-removable tempered glass lid lets the board function as a display piece between games and keeps curious little hands off the goods inside, while the familiarity of the classic characters lets the grown-ups feel like kids again. Or makes you want to kill someone in hopes of never getting caught, dressed up as a butler, with a cheese grater, in the air condition vent. Click pic.
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Death By Misinterpreted Text Message
Ermine and Ramazan Çalçoban were a Turkish couple going through a separation. Like any normal unhealthy couple, they continued to harass the shit out of each other via text message. Until one day Ramazan sent a text message that, thanks to his cell phone not having a "closed i" (ı) character, proved disastrous.
The use of "i" resulted in an SMS with a completely twisted meaning: instead of writing the word "sıkısınca" it looked like he wrote "sikisince." Ramazan wanted to write "You change the topic every time you run out of arguments" (sounds familiar enough) but what Emine read was, "You change the topic every time they are f***ing you.
WARNING: Sad story follows.
Uh oh, not good. Emine showed the text to her father, who called Ramazan and threatened him for insinuating his daughter was a dirty strumpet. Ramazan shows up confused but ready to apologize, and is stabbed by Emine's father and two sisters. Badly injured, Ramazan tried to escape while Emine attempted to finish him off. At the door he managed to pull a knife out of his chest and stab her before fleeing into the street, where he was picked up by police. Emine bled to death awaiting an ambulance. Ramazan, still confused as to what happened, killed himself in jail.
Damn, like a modern Romeo and Juliet. Click pic.
R.I.P. Ermine and Ramazan.
The use of "i" resulted in an SMS with a completely twisted meaning: instead of writing the word "sıkısınca" it looked like he wrote "sikisince." Ramazan wanted to write "You change the topic every time you run out of arguments" (sounds familiar enough) but what Emine read was, "You change the topic every time they are f***ing you.
WARNING: Sad story follows.
Uh oh, not good. Emine showed the text to her father, who called Ramazan and threatened him for insinuating his daughter was a dirty strumpet. Ramazan shows up confused but ready to apologize, and is stabbed by Emine's father and two sisters. Badly injured, Ramazan tried to escape while Emine attempted to finish him off. At the door he managed to pull a knife out of his chest and stab her before fleeing into the street, where he was picked up by police. Emine bled to death awaiting an ambulance. Ramazan, still confused as to what happened, killed himself in jail.
Damn, like a modern Romeo and Juliet. Click pic.
R.I.P. Ermine and Ramazan.
The Bear From "Semi-Pro" Killed His Trainer
The grizzly bear that wrestled Will Ferrell in the movie "Semi-Pro" killed a guy yesterday, after the bear bit his trainers neck while they were wrestling. ABC News says…
"The bear named Rocky is 7 feet tall and weighs 700 pounds. Without warning, the seemingly tame bear's killer instinct kicked in as three experienced trainers were working with him at a facility east of Los Angeles. "He, unfortunately, bit one of the trainers," Maurice Moore of the San Bernadino Fire Department said. "A single bite to the neck, no aggression acts to follow." Rocky attacked 39-year-old Stephan Miller, who died before emergency help arrived."
They say Rocky has worked in a bunch of movies and TV shows and is only a problem if he feels threatened. I'm not technically a veterinarian, but I think wrestling a bear and slapping it around may make it feel threatened. Annoyed if nothing else. Rockys fate hasn’t yet been determined, but hopefully he won't be put down. At least not for this. Bears should be put down however if they steal honey like in cartoons, because I like honey.
"The bear named Rocky is 7 feet tall and weighs 700 pounds. Without warning, the seemingly tame bear's killer instinct kicked in as three experienced trainers were working with him at a facility east of Los Angeles. "He, unfortunately, bit one of the trainers," Maurice Moore of the San Bernadino Fire Department said. "A single bite to the neck, no aggression acts to follow." Rocky attacked 39-year-old Stephan Miller, who died before emergency help arrived."
They say Rocky has worked in a bunch of movies and TV shows and is only a problem if he feels threatened. I'm not technically a veterinarian, but I think wrestling a bear and slapping it around may make it feel threatened. Annoyed if nothing else. Rockys fate hasn’t yet been determined, but hopefully he won't be put down. At least not for this. Bears should be put down however if they steal honey like in cartoons, because I like honey.
William Hung Finally Realizes He Wasn't "In On the Joke," Hangs Up His Showbiz Hat and Goes Back To College
She bangs! Click gorgeous pic.
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
CLOVERFIELD OUT TODAY!
There's really no excuse good enough to not have seen Cloverfield in theaters, but on the off chance you didn't, you can now redeem yourself. The J.J. Abrams-produced monster flick is out today on DVD ($16) with all of Hud's dizzying camera work. By now you've heard all the Blair Witch Project meets Godzilla and 9/11 references — and they're mostly correct. But even though it hints at huge social issues, the film never tries to be more than it is — a tremendously thrilling and fun monster movie. The DVD includes deleted scenes, alternate endings, outtakes, The Making of Cloverfield featurette, and even more viralicious details and easter eggs. I Saw It! It's Alive! It's Huge! Click pic.
New 24 Season 7 Promo Pic
That Seagull You Caught Doesn't Want You To Kiss It
You think you see the attack, but, you really don't. Not until it's REALLY slowed down.
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Monday, April 21, 2008
How Can She Not Know???
I don't mind calling celebrity babies ugly if they are ugly because they're babies and their skull hasn't even hardened yet and they can't read this so fuck them, but it really feels uncool to make fun of kids like Madonnas daughter Lourdes. So I don't want to make fun of her ... but she's begging me too. I mean, we all see that right? How can you not see that? You could make a mirror out of wood and still see that. I ... umm ... aw jeez.
Eddie Izzard Eyes Career In European Politics
He's very concerned with the European Dream, toasters that lie to us, and being covered in bees. Click pic.
The Most Annoying Song In the Whole F*cking World
Russian-American artists Vitaly Komar and Alex Melamid conducted a poll a few years back of the music people hated the most, like holiday music, harps and bossanova synths. And they've compiled all of that, and much, much more into a single 23-minute long song odyssey of sonic suck. But you should listen to it. Why? Opera rapping. Opera. Rapping. I dare you not to laugh at the 1:40 mark. Click pic. (Give it a minute to load)
You've Seen This Before, But It's Still Just As Funny
Here's the "horse" Home Shopping Network blooper. Classic from start to finish.
Saturday, April 19, 2008
WTF?: The Objective
Here's a new movie coming from the director of The Blair Witch Project. It's set 3 days after 9/11 and it's a horror film. I'm not sure how to feel about this trailer at the moment, but I have a feeling it might be worth watching. Check it out.
Friday, April 18, 2008
Mortal Kombat Vs. DC Comics? When the F*ck Did THAT Happen?
So news is flying around that the new Mortal Kombat game is going to be MK characters against DC characters. I don't see how that came about, but it's coming soon. Oh. And there's no fatalities and less blood. Click pic.
Apparently, Words Like "RickRoll" and "UGC" Are All Part Of a Language Called Nerdic...
...which means that technically, we're all bilingual. Click pic.
Ah Yes, Who Doesn't Love the Smell Of Commerce In the Morning?
Well, as long as that smell isn't the shit some guy just dropped in the potted plants. Click pic.
Thursday, April 17, 2008
The Dark Knight Alternate Ending
Batman comes home to find Joker dead and doesn't know what to do. It's funny because we've all been there.
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