Monday, April 7, 2008

I Can't Wait To See/Not See This Movie

Fernando Meirelles directed The Constant Gardener and one of my favorite movies, City of God. Miramax today released the teaser for his latest, Blindness. It's about a virus turns everyone blind, and the trailer ends with the line:

"The only thing more terrifying than blindness is being the only one who can see."

Yeah, I'm gonna have to go ahead and disagree there. I'd much rather be the one guy with sight. You could go up to people and be like, "Hey, can you hold this for a second?" and then put your dick in their hand. We used to do that all the time with the blind kid at my elementary school. I think he killed himself last year, but everyone agreed that the dick-in-the-hand thing was pretty funny.


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